What the hell la !! .. I'll clarify something here...

Ah Beng is a fictional character ; Ah Hui is also a fictional character !!

Ah Hui is not LH as some kukuciao here claimed as !!

Ah Hui is actually like Ah Lian !! But here we are in Kedah , so I feel that if GreenLatte were to be famous , it needs its own "female" character !!

Oh ya .. In general, Ah Beng represents boys.. Old, young or whatever.. In general he is a typical Malaysian male...

Ah Hui on the other hand .. represents Malaysian female.. Ok ? Had I clarified you ?

:p

100th post goes to.. Inventions..

Yahoo !! This is GreenLatte's 100th entry !!

Cool !!

Ah Beng and Ah Hui is actually like Adam and Eve ..

They discovers new stuff for the coming generations..

Here's their discovery chronology..

Ah Beng discovered friendships ; Ah Beng invented love...
Ah Hui discovered love ; Ah Hui invented marriage...

Ah Beng discovered Kopi biji ; Ah Beng invented espresso..
Ah Hui discovered espresso ; Ah Hui founded Starbucks...

Ah Beng discovered petroleum ; Ah Beng invented car ..
Ah Hui discovered car ; Ah Hui invented Mercedes Benz...

Ah Beng discovered bad words ; Ah Beng invented "cibai"...
Ah Hui discovered "cibai" ; Ah Hui invented "lanciao".........

Ah Beng wanted fun in sex ; Ah Beng invented synthetic lubricant ...
Ah Hui wanted sex but not pregnancy ; Ah Hui invented condom ............

Ah Beng discovered kedai runcit ; Ah Beng invented Tesco ...
Ah Hui discovered Tesco ; Ah Hui invented StarHill Gallery ...

Ah Beng discovered barter trade ; Ah Beng invented money ....
Ah Hui discovered money ......

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And Ah Beng is never rediscovered.....

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Money is a girl's best friend..
Guys..
Keep this farkingly true fact !!

If you don't want your kkc to be chopped off..

Better earn more ..

Welcoming Ah Beng and Ah Hui into my little dotcom..

Ah Beng and Ah Hui has been together for one year and they had decided to move over to Taman GreenLatte to stay before they get married together ...

Ah Hui : Honey ar !! Would you please sweep the floor ? I'm busy here lar !
Ah Beng : Walao .. So early wanna hut me liao ... APA ?! Sweep yourself la !!
Ah Hui : Honey oi !! Really boh eng la !!
Ah Beng : Mah hai li... Diu ! I wanna watch PlayBoy la !! You wait a while la !!
Ah Hui : *ANGRY* Farking lanciao !! There's PlayBoy magazine in this house ?!

Ah Hui quickly grap a parang toh.. And runs towards Ah Beng ..

Ah Hui : I'm going to chop off you kkc now !! Argh !!

Ah Beng : *starts to wear back his pants and run* NoooOOOO !!! Dun chop off my kukuciao !!! Arr !!!

Bzzngg .. Bzznngg ... That's another fine morning in Taman GreenLatte .. Home of Ah Beng and Ah Hui ...

Gila Babi hereby .. wish all non-bachelors and all non-bujangs happy living without PlayBoy ..

:p