Malaysian Economy ..... Gambateh !

Malaysia's economy this few weeks have been sluggish and in-consistent... With the market rebounded 24 points yesterday , i certainly hoped things will improve.. particularly in the electronics sector, which will directly affect my family's household income...

I googled Panasonic's outlook recently and it seems like in Japan, things are not so optimistic...Damn it..

Mom told me their company's sales for electronic motors used in cars dropped 30% .. WTF ~

Worse thing is their production is limited due to the low demand... OH bloody shit... Hopefully things will improve..

And to my friends, I would suggest now that all of you stock up all your money in fixed deposit account with a mature period of 3 months .. doing so will help you improve your financial position as well as giving your cash some liquidity ..

And when you have time , go open up an account with PTPTN .. a bank account i mean .. cause taking study loan from PTPTN requires such an account.

Also , all the best to my friends taking STPM as well as me... GAMBATEH !!

Stress Stress Stress....

Ok , i admit it ..... i have a tendency to release tension through words...

Flipping through my Biology .. i've managed to covered 3 major topics today ...

BUT still not enough....

Feel like injecting myself with Gonadotrophine Realising Hormone then enjoy a surge in my FH and LSH ... and then go through a mentrual bleeding...

Damn it... then i realise i have no Ovary ! No follicle cells to secrete oestrogen !! NO corpus leteum to secrete progesterone !!

WTH !!

Then ! No menstrual cycle lar , of course , brather ~~

I don't know what am i talking about...

Cos my mind has been set to continue with "anterior pituitary gland will secrete FSH and LH" after the phrase "Hypotalamus secretes GnRH....."

Snow White ar....

Save me ar....

10 DON'TS THIS HOLIDAY FOR ME

1. DON'T WATCH MOVIE.
   
2. DON'T DAY-DREAM.
3. DON'T BE LAZY.
4. DON'T BE SICK.
5. DON'T FEEL USELESS.
6. DON'T EAT PAMA INSTANT TOM YAM NOODLE. - BAD FOR HEALTH.
   
7. DON'T COMPLAIN LIFE'S HARD.
8. DON'T GET ANGRY. - NEED TO BUMP UP MY EQ.
   
9. DON'T SLOW DOWN. - LIFE'S MEANT TO BE EXCITING WHEN IT'S FAST.
10. DON'T FORGET TO KISS MY DEAR SNOW WHITE IN MY DREAM EVERY NIGHT.
    

沒有花の日子 : Day 67 ...ZZZzz....

Woke up at 6 this morning and felt as if there is one big chunk of ice in my head ... ZZzz... Damn painful headache..

All thanks to those people who was jumping and singing all night long in UTC pasar...

ZZzzz....

Now i missed 2 periods of maths for me to revise my Paper 1 with Pn. Lee and 2 periods of physics for me to learn about Physical Optics... SHIT !!

Whatever it is.. the headache is easily cured with a hot cup of latte (columbian dark roast = NICE ! )

Then ... i work on my paper 2 maths... statistics... ZZzz... now there are all charts and graphs and tables in my mind .. ZZZzz....

Then now i'm going to finish off my Simple Harmonic Motion and also Wave... 2 chapters that can either kill or save you in Physics... ( of course not to mention Gravitation but now i've settled it LOL ~~~ )

Enough of all these bullshits .. goodbye. And good luck everyone on your revision .. Life is Great !

沒有花の日子 : Day 59 ...

Exam is near.... Chong Wei is out ..

ZZZzzz....

I am not going to study my PA already ... it's time wasting !! Diao it !!

Now the concentration is on my Bio , Physic and Maths..

Chemistry wise .. Thanks to Kathiresan , his flashcards method works very well for me ... :)
The only part to take care of in Chemistry is Electrochemistry , Thermochemistry and Equilibrium .. Which i sucks at these chapters..

As for biology ... kinda worried .. SO DAMN MUCH !!

Physic ... HALF-LIFE !!

Maths i'll need to bank on paper 1 .. as Doraemon said .. paper 2 is really like gambling !

On more thing to take care of ..

MY dear Snow White ..

Sayang ar ,

It's been almost 2 months .. I missed you a lot .. :(
I'll try my best to find a path that can let me reunite with you as soon as possible :)

From your pig-head BF :P

The rest of you who are reading this blog dont throw egg at me !!!
AAARRRGGHH !!!
Run Babi RUN !!!

No More Hari KoKu !!

damn it !

Tomorrow will be the last hari koko in my life time !

Hari koko sucks !!

Especially when u had a brainless moronic head-of-all-teacher !! (woops... did i mention sekuuuoolll perrinnshibail ??)

It cost me my time with my girlfriend !!

It cost me my time with my studies !!!

I cost me my time with my bed !!!




It cost me ... COST ME ~~~~~~~









COST ME FREAKING BLOODY SHITTY BITHCY FUCKY amount of time and petroleum !!

*the writer is under the influence of mega-drug called "Exothermionic-Babi-Catalyse" , so expect lots of heat as it's exothermic !!

8 SYMTOMPS OF A NEAR STPM STUDENT.......

JUST MY TWO-DAMN-CENTS ABOUT THIS TORTURING AND DEADLY EXAM !!

1. Soggy butt and thigh from long hours of sitting on chair to study.

2. Hyper-duper yearn to grab something to eat although you are not hungry.

3. Day-dreaming after 2 hours of study.. as well as grumbling about STPM.

4. Sleepless nights...

5. Thick and ugly dead-skin on your middle finger from long hours of writing.

6. Fattening waist...

7. Rising weight.

8. Lost the sensibility that your hair is already long.

MUET....

To those who scores in their MUET .. Congrates !!

To those who scored below their expectations.. work harder.. it is not the end of the world. :)

And to those who looks down on me.. I won't laugh at you .. neither will i feel pity about your achievements.

I just hope that you understand.. "Never be proud" ...

This one small phrase holds infinite potent.. this small phrase is something many people forgot.. and failed to utilize it's power...

I dare not say i had successfully mastered the ability to be humble and draw the inner strength of my soul... but i am learning.

If you are a Buddhist.. you should know what am I saying.. ( come on.. at least 10% ?? )

LOL .. Talk about Buddhism .. I would like to ratify something !!

I DID NOT MASTURBATE IN THE TEMPLE WHEN I BECAME A MONK FOR ONE WEEK !!

Damn to rascals who said i did... XD

I wanna beyond God-like... !!!

Gr... STPM .. if I don't die.. You die !!

If you don't die , I die !!

But since I have yet married, 50% of joy in life i have yet tasted.

So .. I've decided : You MUST die , I MUST live !

With trial exam more or less 70 days to come.. And STPM 138 days to come.. My only wish is to pierce my spear of wisdom through your chest.. ending your haunt on me these 2 years.

Mid-year exam you missed my spear.. with only 3 A- , 1 B and 1 C .. you escaped from my hand of death.

But on September... I'll turn the table around , you idiot ! I'll kill you !! FUCKER STPM !!

Such a "shittish" life...

Today is so ... ehem .. well .. very very ehem ~

Well .. actually "ehem" means ehem ? Well.. you figure it out yourself.

First of all , my dear "fat aunty who sells the best rice" is back on business !!

Tasted some of her delicious meal today .. though my "some" is just a ring of sotong. :P

Anyway , what sucks today is everyone has their dark secret in SMK Ibrahim.

I'm very very shock to know and see what happened... and i don't feel proud about SMK Ibrahim at all !!

All i can do is sing my song :"Ji mo nai nai ~~~~ Ji mo nai nai ~~~~~" :P

Life goes on !!

Lame Lame Lame.... damn trigo !

Grl... i wish to cut out CZQ's brain by 30% and fix it into mine then replaced his share with my 30%.

Hopefully that way my maths can improve and I can "yellowfied" his brain more ~

Trigonometri is really blasting my mind into chunks of proteins ~

And finally i know what killed me in my biology paper 2. "Mass Flow Hypothesis" ---- i need to work hard on my essays.

And i've become semi-night stalker. Sleeping at 2 every night ... gggrrr.....

140 days more to D-day = STPMers ! Can we blast through the iron gate of U.M. that's heavily guarded by a legion of Matrics students ??

Yes i believe we can... Believing is always the seed to success..

All we need is 300% of our efforts now and 300% more of our determination and only 10% of our current entertainment !

By the time we reach that rank... if i can reach that rank... my only wish is to enter U.M. and teach those Matrics students never underestimate STPMers cause we shall be their greatest nightmare !!

STPMers !! For this 140 days , WE DINE IN HELL !!!!!

Let the war begin ..... ; )

Now that Japan ask me to try , I will try ;)

Nippon !!

I'M GOING TO ROCK YA' BELLY !!!

Why Physic ? It all started with a wild dream...

Why i want to study Physic in STPM ?

Because of da Vinci ~

Yes ... Robotic surgery ... I wish to become a doctor that can perform surgery using a da Vinci Surgical system !



This is da Vinci !

and this is how you use it !



And this is how you work it :



With superb precision ... less surgical mistakes can be done ...

But of course .. to use it one must be trained with basic Physic knowledge ...

Yes , what we learn in form 6 is only the basics ... you can call what you learn back in form 5 as non-sense !

The da Vinci Surgical system enters your body like this :



Every holes where the "arms" enter is only 4 cm in diameter .. a very big change from conventional surgery !

Sigh ....

Da Vinci ... i must make you my arms in future !!



I MUST , DA VINCI !!!

Mahai my Chemistry !

Diu lor... dunno why although I know how to do the questions , pass up liao still feeling so mahai !

Diu lar.... tommorow Maths paper one pula .. killer paper !!

Diu lih ... next week pula lagi teruk lar !! Physic and biology combo attack me !! Double kill !!!!!!

As a conclusion : DIU !!
*note i purposely use pink hoping that my pink colour will bring me luck !

MUET blues..

Sigh .. Tomorrow I'll be facing my MUET exam again .. Dang it !

I must achieve a good result this time... Or else I'll be a real joke in everyone's mouth !

"See that cocky fellow ? Got Band 5 so LanSi go take again wanna get Band 6 wor ... "

"Ya la.. So damn LanSi ... Like to show off meh ... as if Band 5 is a very lousy grade..."

I can predict things pretty well.. but trust me .. from my experience i know i must resit for the exam ... because i don't want to have any feeling of regrets in future ..

At least 5 or 10 years from now I would have said I've tried my best and I'm not a coward although I cannot achieve a Band 6 ...

To me ... the advantage to resit MUET outweighs the bad ones... wish me luck @.@

Finally .. The essay is finished !!!

Nanotechnology huh ? Mahai ... such a good topic ...

Anyway .. Pray to god that Mr.K won't give a shit about my penmanship ... i write terrible writings , duh !

Tommolo breakfast will be potato wedges, just bought a frozen packet from Giant XD

Anyway , i would like to warn everyone to check your rice container now !

Do you know that in Sungai Petani , where there's 3 big gigantic hyperstore , we are having rice shortage !!!!

Ya ... so damn diu , Giant is almost empty now ! Only 30 packs of 10 kg rice left !

Econsave got about 25 packs ... i believe they shud be empty by the time i write this blog ..

God Bless Us .. My dad and I so scare no rice eat so we bought 20 kg of rice - enough for more than 3 months d :)

I'm a big rice maniac , duh ~~


Anyway , i wanna clap clap to crowking for his 100th post too !

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crowking ar... i wanna post you Kaede Matsuhima or Riko Tachibana's picture de , but doing so will make me got banned from ads ... LOL ~

So i guess it's better not to treat your pervertness for my pocketness's sake :P

Doing weird stuff lately..

I found myself to be very abnormal recently..

For examples today, I ajak my sister to go to Summer Pearl where we have milk-shakes ( Large size ) for almost one hour..

SWT .. We just bring in a couple of books and study there.. Pretty good change of study environment, i love it !

I ordered a peppermint milk-shake and give sister a try.

Her comment : "Ei .. they make this drink using Colgate ar ?!"

Immediately i go =.="

Fine... enough for today's update .. nothing much in my mind on what to write...

Just wanna make it a point to update this retarded little red blog everyday.

Cheers , dudu !! Alsta la Vista , babe !!

Time to squeeze some physics formula into my little yellow brain.
( a normal man's brain thinks about sex every five minutes he is awake ) - cited from GreenLatte

EXAM !!!

Ehem...

damn ...

EXAM IS ON APRIL 14TH !!

God damn which son of the boar that set the date !!!

mlm

An Epical Adventure On the Snowy Hill of Ibrahim

Ok .. Today sucks !

I have to admit ... especially this afternoon's St. John meeting ..

Simply... "fuckish"

I'll use a classic "10,ooo BC" style to depict my epical adventure today...









Me are people of Ibrahim ... Me strong and good in hunting .. Me lives by the command of The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" and "Fao Fao"

Today in the afternoon ... our great hunter Nur Nur is not in charge of our hunting expedition..

Fau Fau .. the second most powerful people of our tribe leads our hunting day.

But Fau Fau is very buzi... so she has to do her work while we the little hunter go hunting on our own.. With Hao Hao as our temporary chieftain.

As we hunt.. A monster is waiting nearby ...

That monster ... big and old and blue in color ... disguised himself like a plant and we, the hunter, don't care what the hell is he... be it plant or monster.

Then .. as we hunt more... another monster come... and big monster appear...

So we have two monster now...

One monster .. Old and blue and has four eyes... He comes with two round leg and travels fast. But some times he has leg like us.

Second monster. Short and fierce. Me mean that monster beli short. Beli beli short. Has black eye ring. Like to scold people before asking then eat people.

Monster one see Hao Hao not veli strong and want to eat us. So monster one started attacking some of our fellow hunters first.

But that monster two. Monster two very scary. Our tribe scare of him. But we work as a team. We can hunt him back.

We let monster two scold and attack first untill he is tired too... actually i'm tired and sick of looking at his face that looks like a drug abuser too.. Hao Hao also wants to hunt him down but no power.

So me retreat to one corner like a cucumber and pick up my phone and call The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" .. but "Nur Nur" not around and busy with her children's tuition.

So i called The Second Most Greatest Hunter : Fao Fao.

Fao Fao pick up her white and shining spear and charge towards the monsters.

Fao Fao wise and strong. Can kick-ass and send the two monster back to their nest.

So .. the tribal people on the Ibrahim Hill lives peacefully ever after...

2 days more to Chinese New Year

As Chinese New Year draws near .. My life got really crap up like hell..

Homework is pilling up like holy shit ... and i missed showing off my English in front of some AIMST dude today !!!!! WTF ?!

House is a bit cleaner compared to the past ... still it looks sucky !!! ( sucky is an adjective )

Preparing for the New Year gathering almost burn my pocket .. ( it has burnt Yap's pocket, bless you , Yap .. I'm so thankful of you )

Revising on how to address my relatives... ( how do you call your grandfather's cousins , huh )

Abandon my baby blog for a few days... ( wtf .. i dun like to do this but i have no choice )

Sitting on my chair sipping green tea knowing that I'm busy .. ( procrastinating , literally )

And listen to my friends complaining about how ugly and disturbing those fat aunties down there !!!

Ok .. I understand you people's fury about me posting that few "beautiful" aunties... I'm going to help u people cuci mata a bit , ok ??

Tadah !!!! .....




Cuci already ?!

Ok Ok .. very very very good right ?!

Wakakaka ... that's all for today's GreenLatte .. :P

AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THOSE AUNTIES !!!

I already serve up a good material for you hamsap ppl to play war-game tonight !!