Tuesday BikePorn

Bikeporn Tuesday and today's pornstar is the sexy lady from the United Kingdom, Pashley Guv'nor.

No denying that she's a sexy lady with slim long white legs and her body are so well built that they are made of the legendary Reynold 531 steel. Sexy substance, good for comfortable luxurious ride on her.

She's yours to keep for £795. Lovely elegant lady here.I got to say she top my bikeporn list for now =)

Justin Bieber CAN'T Sing! - Chao Inside Mudafaker !

Can't stop laughing every time I watch his video LOL. Seriously sarcastic !

Perodua Kelisa ...

It's an old video ... but let's see what the people in the U.K. has to say about cars manufactured by a Malaysian company...

Oil is gonna quit soon... who's next ?

Seriously thinking .. Malaysia is actually a very very well blessed country. With her beautiful Government pouring cash into the commodity market, we are indeed enjoying the second lowest rate of oil pricing in SEA ( South East Asia ) .

I understand many will say "Kan Nia Boh la GilaBabi !" .. But i will not fight with you, I'm just expressing my concern. From my opinion , the cash flowed into oil subsidies can be better utilized IF it's poured into research on renewable energies !!



Malaysia is situated on the equator , enjoys full bath of rain all year round , with good amounts of wind on Sabah coast and the East Coast of the Peninsula. We are actually a potential MEGA ENERGY PRODUCER !

Look at those dirty oil... they cost blood and cash - JUST TAKE A LOOK AT IRAQ !


AND look at Germany and Japan .. Nice amount of solar energy though they are situated at a temperate location !


And look at Spain ! Their iron and metals are melted using solar energy !


Why can't we think twice before shooting at the Government ??

Must we simmer ourselves in OIL ?!


So... My advice is :

THINK TWICE > EARN MORE CASH > SHUT UP > BE GRATEFUL

Hello From KL !!

Geez ... KL really a paradize for Hiao Pek... All the girls show half boobie de ( i know funk_master love this ).

Anyway .. forget about half bobbies .. if you type in "tits" on google image you'll get full boobies anyway ..

Let's focus on my Japanese Scholarship test.. Overall.. bio , chemistry is good.. English i believe i'm super good. But i suck at my Maths.. Hopefully others won't be any much better than me .. hehe.

Anyway i visited the Popular International Bookfest in KLCC yesterday ... bought two copies of book and they only cost me RM 40 !! Yippee !!

Anyway ... I wanted to buy another book "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" .. Shit my dick... it cost RM 36.90 ~

Suck my dick la... anyway .. I'll look for the book in 2nd hand bookstore .. :P

OK .. that's all my update from KL .. BYE !!

Ka Fay Sua Da - Vietnamese Coffee

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Sex Rules .. Yankee Style !!

Fuck my head .. I'm down with fever this morning when i wake up , 39 degrees celcius .. SHIT ~

Guessed i "woohoo" too much recently ..

So i have no choice but to skip school ... Nah .. I know my dear teacher is going to bluff me again with her theory of me not going to school every Tuesday ...

But hey , I'm really sick ok ? Not Doraemon's theory that i go dating with my girl !!

Anyway .. found something magnificent from someone's blog and I'm going to share it with you geeks !

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin. Not sure how true is this but i know if i lived there I'm going to spend half of my lifetime in jail ... SHIT !

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain). ( LOL .. This is ridiculous .. anyway .. who wanna have sex in a tollbooth ?! It's so damn cramped !! )

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom. ( Fuckish Americans .. I wonder how their population increase ... )

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex. ( Another stupid law .. haha .. even in Iraq couples talk dirty )

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. ( LOL ... having sex in car ... XD )

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face. ( NO KARMASUTRA HERE !! )

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. =.= " .. POOR GILABABI

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks. ... =.=" ... POOR LITTLE BAMBI ..

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. ... NGIAO KONG CUI NGIAO BOH.. NGIAO BOH CUI NGIAO KONG ~~~~ idiots americans !!!!!

An Epical Adventure On the Snowy Hill of Ibrahim

Ok .. Today sucks !

I have to admit ... especially this afternoon's St. John meeting ..

Simply... "fuckish"

I'll use a classic "10,ooo BC" style to depict my epical adventure today...









Me are people of Ibrahim ... Me strong and good in hunting .. Me lives by the command of The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" and "Fao Fao"

Today in the afternoon ... our great hunter Nur Nur is not in charge of our hunting expedition..

Fau Fau .. the second most powerful people of our tribe leads our hunting day.

But Fau Fau is very buzi... so she has to do her work while we the little hunter go hunting on our own.. With Hao Hao as our temporary chieftain.

As we hunt.. A monster is waiting nearby ...

That monster ... big and old and blue in color ... disguised himself like a plant and we, the hunter, don't care what the hell is he... be it plant or monster.

Then .. as we hunt more... another monster come... and big monster appear...

So we have two monster now...

One monster .. Old and blue and has four eyes... He comes with two round leg and travels fast. But some times he has leg like us.

Second monster. Short and fierce. Me mean that monster beli short. Beli beli short. Has black eye ring. Like to scold people before asking then eat people.

Monster one see Hao Hao not veli strong and want to eat us. So monster one started attacking some of our fellow hunters first.

But that monster two. Monster two very scary. Our tribe scare of him. But we work as a team. We can hunt him back.

We let monster two scold and attack first untill he is tired too... actually i'm tired and sick of looking at his face that looks like a drug abuser too.. Hao Hao also wants to hunt him down but no power.

So me retreat to one corner like a cucumber and pick up my phone and call The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" .. but "Nur Nur" not around and busy with her children's tuition.

So i called The Second Most Greatest Hunter : Fao Fao.

Fao Fao pick up her white and shining spear and charge towards the monsters.

Fao Fao wise and strong. Can kick-ass and send the two monster back to their nest.

So .. the tribal people on the Ibrahim Hill lives peacefully ever after...

[sensitive] : How you eat reflects how your parents eat !

Ok ok... I have to admit first that this post is highly sensitive in nature.

The sensitivity of this post does not touch on gender, nationality nor skin colour.

It's all about table manners !!

Ya.. recently I'm very sensitive towards how people eats !!

I don't know what's the reason for my extreme sensitivity .. perhaps it's some sort of post puberty syndrome for a geek ?

Ok... enough introduction.

Psychologists all over the world has come into conclusion that how a person eat and behave on the dining table is directly linked to the table manner of their parents or their caretakers !

Certain people chew their food with their mouth half open.. producing some disgusting sound that resembles food being grind into slimy form that sounds like "chap chap chap~..."

Some people talk while they eat ! Shooting bullets of semi-chewed food all over at the other person on the table.

Some person let off a nice and long gaseous emission after having a satisfying meal...

Some people pick up the fork and spoon and showed everyone on the dining table their retarded sour face ( indicating that he or she does not like the food ).

Whatever it is .. we must remember that we are humans ! Not monkeys nor animals ! So behave like a human !!


Human =/= Chimpanzee

Also ! Don't chow down your food like a gobbler !! Eat with a fine manner !!


2 idiots eating hot dogs with dog's manner .. how's that ? A dog eat dog society ?

Well I'm not asking you to eat like this old nanny who strap a napkin around her neg and put up a smiling face while eating...



I'm just asking you all to show some respect to the others who are on the table with you as well and prove to them that lim pek's son is well nurtured with table manners ...

SEKIAN TERIMA KASIH XD

No time for blogging !!!

Vibrators Aren't Cheap ! Bloody Hell !!

Oh my god... I'm into science porn again !!!!

This time , science porn and economics porn !!!

Damn it !!

Well... today's product to be discussed is this :



Well... I'm going to analyse every single bit of it to you..

No.1 : The length of the vibrator.

Ok.. the dimension of this particular vibrator is 21cm x 3.5cm x 4cm .. That's a good size for women of all size !!

21 cm is more than enough to send an Asian woman of height around 165cm to heaven !

Diameter is acceptable.. since it's vibrating (as it's name suggest) , you should allocate some space for it to vibrate anyway..

No.2 : Shape of the vibrator.

I gotta tell you.. the designer must be a gynae !!

YES he is !!!!!!

Let's look at this MRI scan 0f a woman having sex with a man ..



Now be a good observer and compare how the penis arch and how the vibrator arch...

It simply hit the G-spot !!!!

No. 3 : It has 3-speeed setting and a pulsating mode.

Well.. this function is good as it allows you to play according to your mode and libido ? haha..

No. 4 : The long handle of the vibrator..

COME ON .. think outside of the box !!

Vibrators can be applied onto nipples ... neck .. clitoris .. anal ... TOO !!

ZOMGWTF ?!

Did i said ANAL ?!

Sad to tell you in Malaysia any sexual activity involving your anal is ILLEGAL !

Don't try it.. ok ?

i mean... DON"T try it..

No. 5 : It's rechargeable...

That's good just in case you need it every day ? without the need to go to 7-11 to buy some fking batteries...

THE ONLY DOWNSIDE !!!!

IT's DAMN PRICEY !!!!

S$163.00 ...

Girls.. better wish this as Valentine's gift next year.. ok ?
( ask your partner to buy you one and tell him it saves him lotsa energy every night to keep you happy !! )

That seductive Chinese soup call Bak Kut Teh...

All hail the magical Chinese soup named "Bak Kut Teh" !! ( sorry fellow Muslims, pardon me for my un-halal-ness)


Bak Kut Teh is no doubt .. a Malaysian non-Muslim's favourite !

Even this tambi here also loves it !! And cooked it himself too !!!


It's actually a soup made with pork-rib cooked in a complex herbal soup ( star anise, dang guai, cinnamon, cloves and garlic ) ... then there's also choi sum and some mushrooms too !!

In Northern Malaysia , we improve the soup with Bak Wan ( chinese pork meat balls ! ) ..

It's served with youtiao, chilies, and chinese tea (Tieguanyin) !!


I as a Malaysian loves Bak Kut Teh too of course...

The only problem that's holding me back from enjoying bak kut teh is it's price and fat content...

Well you know... if i eat that every week i'm going to develope this :



That's bad.. don't you think so ? REAL BAD !!

But then again... WHO CARES !!!

All i want is a good BAK KUT TEH experience !!!


Ah Yap.. CrowKing.. NiceFace .. Ah Ling !!

PICK ONE DAMN DAY AND WE ALL GO ATTACK ALL THE BAK KUT TEH STALLS IN SUNGAI PETANI !!!

*Dr. Lee. i rompak this picture.. soli har..who ask you got a K800 ar...*


NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY , Dude !!!!!!!!

I WANT MY BAK KUT TEH !!!!

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fine... I've crapped in hokkien teochiew cantonese hakka japanese...

hopefully the whole world know how am i suffering now...

The Best Way to Ward of Pervert From Your Blog by GreenLatte Infinitium Guide

I understand many bloggers especially female ones have a tough time keeping up their blogging habit due to perverts who invade their blog and made them lost their sense of security.

After giving a good thought of how can i actually scare them(perverts) away from my blog .. I've come up with 3 good ways :

First and one of the best way ! :

What do perverts actually look for on the net ? Usually pornography or pictures of beautiful and sexy young girls, right ??

Well... You give them the opposite, they'll go away naturally !
Yes !
They are like magnets !
Just change the poles and they go !

Pictures of fat and disgusting women are of the best ! Put them on the header and you'll keep them running away from your blog !!

Here's some examples ..






I bet this one sure scares them away like hell ! Haha !!

Anyway .. Be careful on the pictures you chose though .. Cause I've found one good example which may either scare them away or attract more of them. This is it !


So then again .. the best way is find pictures of these fat ugly women... show them to your male friends and put these pictures as the header of your blog !

Bet it's gonna work !!

No man's Batang will stand if they see such pictures !

Second Way :

Don't reveal that you are a girl ! If you can ..

I understand many of you wants to be feminist and reveal yourself as a girl ..

Many even posted tonnes and tonnes of cam-whored pics !

And then those damn perverts come and come ...

Your prince on the white horse .. however .. never come !

Hey Kid !! Wake up !! This is the Internet !! INTERNET !!!!!!!



Not some fucked up Disney Cartoon !! Nor "Enchanted" !!



Third Way :

Use vulgar words !

Yes... somehow perverts have the perception that women who are gentle and full of manners are beautiful and good..

Somehow .. the theory simply works that way for a pervert !

Imagine some pretty girls like Nicole Kidman said to you :"Hey you son of the bitch !! Fuck off !! Go chop of your own dick and eat it...!!"

What would you think ??

Will any man stood up their Batang ??

Impossible isn't it ?

So don't follow good mama's advice on the Internet.

Keep those nasty words flying all over your blog !!!!




That's all... Hope they work ! :)

Should you give a gift to someone who forgot to ask you to his marriage ??

What will you do if something like that happens to you ??

Diu or no diu ??

To me ... it's diu !!

Not that the person is DIU ! .. We should also DIU that person by giving him a present anyway ..

BUT !!!!

Give the present in a *&^king way ...

Yes !! BABI !! YES !!

Why ?? Cause your friend suffers much too when he realize that you weren't invited... It's gonna be a terrible suffering for him/her to be worried all day long on the BIG DAY !! hahaha



Anyway... I'm gonna suggest you a few PRETTY GOOD ways to give your friend a gift :

1ST !!

Buy him a vibrator !! (only for male friends though ... )



Let him know that it's gonna be a great help since he won't last more than 10 minutes on the war-zone anyway ...

2ND !!

Buy him a family planning guide...



Tell him don't always work too much in the war-zone ..

3RD !!



Not a gift anyway .. More of a surprise !
Go to Jalan Bukit Bintang and hire one prostitute ..
Ask her to go to your friend's house one night when he is having a great fun with his newly-wed wife...

Then ask the prostitute to speak this dialog when she reached his house and ring his door bell and he comes out with his boxer half-worn with his wife following from the back:

"Abang ar... Lu kata mahu naik kuda saya malam ini ... Wa tak boleh tahan liao la... Wa mahu naik kuda sekalang la !!!! "

LOL ~~ This is definitely a great hit for him as he'll be missing a long time of !@#king session with his new wife .. :)

That's all , from Gila Babi today .. :)

Hillary Clinton the Great !

Have any of you followed the American general election lately ??

This general election is very very very very exciting due to :
1. one highly likely chance the whole world is going to have a black man who is also the world's most powerful man.
2. one highly likely chance the whole world is going to have a woman who is also the world's most powerful woman ! The phrase "i am woman , hear me roar" is going to be literally true !!
3. one highly likely chance the whole world is going to have a priest who is also the world's most powerful priest and man of course !!

I'm extremely delighted to open up the newspaper to see that Hillary Clinton, wife of old Bill Clinton is leading the poll !!

Yippeee ... Gila Babi supports Hillary Clinton !! the nut-cracker ~



and Hillary the OMG ~



and Hillary the "i'm gonna have your head down my feet" !!



and also .. Hillary the hot wife of Old Clinton :)



whoever she is... she's still..

Hillary Clinton the Great !!



ViVa Hillary Clinton !!!!!!

What Happens When You Mix Jazz and R&B ??

Hm...

If this question come out for a student majoring in music .. LOL ~ it's gonna wake tat student's head to pieces .. haha

well... you can see...

Jazz and R&B share the same common root : America !

Yes..

Jazz comes from New Orlean .
R&B comes from New York City.

and again... more similarity :

Jazz draws it roots from African slave's traditional drum music.
R&B is dominated by the blacks in America.

And more !!!

Jazz has irregular beats ... Things can go on as they like.
R&B is another impromptu strut .. Things go on as the singer likes !!

Ladies and gentlemen .. May i present you Mihimaru GT from Japan with いつまでも響くこのMelody ...

The Ultimate Art of Procrastination

Oh my god ... oh my dog..

I'm doomed !!!

Homework are pilling up like a huge pile of cow dung and I'm still taking naps and blog and watch youtube !?

Argh !!!!!!

In Maths.. calculus is one of my favourite.. BUT , why the homework ?!

ARGH !!!!

When am i going to celebrate my 19 years of manlihood ? I barely have the time !!



Wait .. wait... I celebrate it with a BANG !!


Shit... Worst of all ..

In Zodiac for 2008 :
LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

Saw anything bad ??

"Procrastinators"

............. Speechless ..

and shitty too...

Cause i just celebrate 5o cm of manlihood and I'm watching this girly shitty Zodiac stuff !!

I'm really a fuck-tard ~~

"fucker + bastard"

A Trip To Kilim Geoforest Park

About 10 days ago, I joined my parents over to Langkawi for a short escape from the city .. travelling on a low budget though - that's why you guys must keep on visiting my blog to boost my Nuffnang income :)

Well, among the highlights of the trip to Langkawi is of course a tour in Kilim Geoforest Park :



Yeah.. I know, some of you are thinking of Hollywood or Jurassic Park or a mixture of both..

But this "geoforest park" title is presented by UNESCO !!

No choice.. Had to accept it anyway..

The rocks you guys see are really from the Jurassic period .. They may have surfaced from the sea millions of years ago..

HaHa... Sounds interesting ??

LOL ~ Here's where I boarded the small tour boat that brought me around the park :



Just a small jetty though , but it's built in a beautiful mangrove region !! Imagine view like this :



Then we hoped on our little boat and started touring .. 1st stop : Vampire Cave



Just kidding, budak bodoh !

Vampire bat never exists in Malaysia !

These are just fruit bats !!

Next stop : Mangrove monkeys feeding



Pretty boring about these monkeys though ... You can find bigger one in Penang Island.

Next stop : Fish farms



Before we docked on those fishy farms.. i wanna show you guys some cool spots :





Due to our close border with Thailand... They had to set up radars like this.. ( as if Thaksin are hiding in the mangroves , == )

And here we are in the fish farm !!



What to do here ??

1st : watch fish



2nd : watch sea living creature



3rd : BULLY STINGRAY !!!







Haha !! Those damn stingray has sticky skins !! YUCKS !!

4th : Bully puffer fish !!!





Hm... muka bodoh bodoh ~

last ... watch the bodoh bodoh decrease in size :

One


Two


Three


and BOOM !! into the water ..


.....

there are some more... but I'm lazy to blog anymore today..

to be continued ~