Blogging Etique - What we need to cultivate in Malaysian blogosphere ~~

I dare to say that Malaysian blogosphere is facing one of it's biggest crisis at the moment .. Bloggers may had grown in number...

BUT !!!!

The quality of blogs never grow even an inch !! NenePOT !!!
( two centimeter got la , 2cm < 1 inch )

Reason ? Despite we have superb blogs like kennysia.com , liewcf.com , timothytiah ??

The rate of emergence of "quality bloggers" are far to low compared to the blogger's rate of increase !

And worst of all... Many new bloggers care only for their "ads" money !!! DAMN !!

I'll give you one damn example :



DIU .... if you want to ask people to do so... tell them privately lar...
no need to be so open one lar...
you can always use msn or whatever piece of shit to ask ppl to click on your ads !! Why are you behaving like an ass-hole and be so open ?!

2nd bad sign of stupid Malaysian bloggers :

The whole page is made up of ads and ads are their sole content !!!

Example Blog

3rd idiotic sign :

cam-whoring ...

incase you guys mistaken me.. i mean excessive camwhoring !!!!!!!

Yes !!!

Have you ever seen a page without a post more than 50 words but with pictures of cam-whored self portraits ??!! Up to more than 50 pics on a single page !!!!!!

OMG ~~ and worst of all.... these people who cam-whored too much actually looked ugly ..

YES dude .. not beautiful !
( i'll not give any examples but to regular blog hoppers they knew what the hell am i talking )

And they exposed themselves to potential rapists who might be stalking them all the time..

Then rape is associated to blogging then the government wants to ban blogging ... Possible scenario ??

Yes.. to me , it's a DEFCON 1 worst case scenario for all of the bloggers in Malaysia !



You may think that I've been too hyperbolic ... yet , it's my authentic personal view.

I write, i reread and i reedit and post my posts .. and forget about it and i don't even give a piece of shit about what I've blogged ... it's my principle anyway ..like it ? read my blog more ..

Hate it ?? Don't give a piece of shitty thought about my blog anymore ..

Pamela Anderson the Ugly Betty ??

Just read this up on CelebrityGossip , and i kinda felt disgusted for these Playboy celebrities..

First of all... this was how she used to look like :



Then following gossips about her divorce with Rick Soloman ... which is actually her 3rd hubby .. guess that's what happens to girls when they become way too sexy and earn the Playmate of the Year title after all... BAD GIRLS ~

Then there was rumors about her pregnancy having Rick's baby ... WTFish ?!

And then she hosted some shitty party in her house , where by .. I'm terribly disgusted by her appearance .... ::





Damn !! Are those boobs fake ?!

What the hell !!!

And is she spending too much on divorcing her husband ?!

She cannot even fork out some bucks to put on some nice hair !!

ggrrll....

ULTIMATE CONCLUSION :

Playmates = [(Bitches)^2 ] x (don't wear bra)

Lucky for me...

I'd never liked Playboy magazines... I'd only love their clothes :)

BITCHES SUCK !!!

Should you give a gift to someone who forgot to ask you to his marriage ??

What will you do if something like that happens to you ??

Diu or no diu ??

To me ... it's diu !!

Not that the person is DIU ! .. We should also DIU that person by giving him a present anyway ..

BUT !!!!

Give the present in a *&^king way ...

Yes !! BABI !! YES !!

Why ?? Cause your friend suffers much too when he realize that you weren't invited... It's gonna be a terrible suffering for him/her to be worried all day long on the BIG DAY !! hahaha



Anyway... I'm gonna suggest you a few PRETTY GOOD ways to give your friend a gift :

1ST !!

Buy him a vibrator !! (only for male friends though ... )



Let him know that it's gonna be a great help since he won't last more than 10 minutes on the war-zone anyway ...

2ND !!

Buy him a family planning guide...



Tell him don't always work too much in the war-zone ..

3RD !!



Not a gift anyway .. More of a surprise !
Go to Jalan Bukit Bintang and hire one prostitute ..
Ask her to go to your friend's house one night when he is having a great fun with his newly-wed wife...

Then ask the prostitute to speak this dialog when she reached his house and ring his door bell and he comes out with his boxer half-worn with his wife following from the back:

"Abang ar... Lu kata mahu naik kuda saya malam ini ... Wa tak boleh tahan liao la... Wa mahu naik kuda sekalang la !!!! "

LOL ~~ This is definitely a great hit for him as he'll be missing a long time of !@#king session with his new wife .. :)

That's all , from Gila Babi today .. :)

The Great Leap Forward ....

"every few thousand years.... evolution takes a great leap..." , a phrase as quoted by Charles Darwin.. Father of Modern Biology..

As proposed by him .. are dinos and birds related ??



Is that even possible ??

Why does it happens ?

Why will dinosaurs give up their strength ???!

The answer : FOR THE VERY SURVIVAL OF THEIR SPECIES ... !!!!!

Yes... Everyone must change in order to survive ..

As all form 6 students must...!!!

STPM examination is coming in in less than 11 months time..

Am i suppose to take the great leap in evolution now ??

If i must ... should i sacrifice something ???

Guess I'll leave that for myself to think about ~~

Green Tea Latte

Coffee... some stupid beverage i picked up when i'm in my NS year...

Life in NS is tough ! .. Not like the Singaporean's NS .. Malaysian NS really toughened someone..

Fatigue and tiredness made me packed up my bag with a full loads of Nescafe 3-in-1 little sachets..

And i know many of you would be shocked if i tell you where i sip my coffee ~~

HeHe...

Actually i sipped them when the Malays are chanting their prayers at night ..

Location where i sipped my coffee ?? LOL ~ Beside the mosque !!!

Haha... Whatever it is.. no one bashed me for doing that and i'm feeling proud of it..

Soon i picked up tea too ~ Especially green tea...

I loved green tea! They are smooth .. they are a bit bitter and they smells good !!

So one day i came across New Straits Time about this cool drink where they mix frothed milk with green tea !!

Cool ?? You decide... I'll only post the picture of that drink later ~~ Not feeling well now ~~

*UPDATE*
Sorry ... i made a big mistake and messed up the drink ~
You guys might have to wait till tomorrow ~~

Valentine's Day is just a month away ~~

My nightmare is approaching soon...

My nightmare is giving me nightmare literally !!!

My nightmare is gonna make me work hard to keep my girl HAPPY !!!!!

My nightmare is ... actually a blessing too....

My nightmare+blessing is ...








MY GIRLFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY FALLS ON VALENTINE'S DAY !!!



Yes... to be honest, it can either be a blessing or a nightmare .. haha

Ok... Let's analyse properly :

Blessing :
1. Saves me dinner cost.
2. Saves me petrol cost.
3. Saves me some time.. ( she's gonna kill me if she knows this .. XD )

Nightmare :
1. Gift must be special..
2. Dinner must be special..
3. Price of roses shoot like a rocket !!!
4. My angpau money will be gone... ( she's gonna turn me into a pork chop .. :P )

By the day before Valentine's Day i should be tired like this :



Whatever it is... a girlfriend is a girlfriend..

I want to pick her up as a girlfriend.. I have to be responsible.

Whether it's financially, mentally, emotionally or physically ( don't be dirty , ok ? ) .. i MUST be prepared..

So so so ...

You guys musts come to this blog more often so that i can EARN MORE MONEY OUT OF THE ADS FOR THE SAKE OF MY HAPPINESS !!!!