31/07/07 - Homework !

Shit la..

Recently , homework is like a huge mountain !

Today I shall list down some of our teacher's famous quotes :

Mr. Kathi : Ei .. XXX .. Go borrow *&%&^$ exercise and photocopy for the whole class !

Pn Lee : Hm.. Exercise ^%$#^% .. Do all !

Pn Teoh : You must try all the exercise I've given you .. That way you'll be able to catch up with the lesson..

Pn. Nurul : Ok .. Keluarkan buku Bahagian %#%$ .. Salin ini , *&T&%% ...

Mr Hoh : Ok .. The deadline for this work is ^%$#* .. Pass up this work by that day ! , or you'll be dead !! Ha Ha Ha !!

Zzz...

Stop promoting your teacher ! Gila Babi !
Start doing your homework lar ...
-Pandai Babi-

30/07/07 - Ho Ho Ho ~ This time syok liao ~

Ho Ho Ho ..

Homework Homework Homework !!

Damn liao la.. about 2 exercise for maths ..

And also one exercise for physic ..

I'm dead meat ..

Plus exam is coming in 2 weeks time.. X.X

Chemistry 5 chapters..
Biology 3 sub-topics ( I don't know why teacher so relax ~ )
Physic 10 TOPICS !!
Maths 3 topics !!

MUET ... Don't want to study .. Go there just bang chui ok liao ~

Shit liao ~ Gotta work hard.. Or perhaps it's time for paradigm phase 2 ?

28/07/07 - Dating !!

Yohoo !! Finally i get to date after one and a half month of sitting ducks in home !!

Snow White still looked gorgeous !! She's way too pretty !! I love her !! MUAKS !

Doink Doink Doink ~ But my bowling skills sucks ~ 

I only get a 67 ?!  OMG ?! 

I remember i used to get 115 ~ Sob Sob ~ 

Ok , nothing much to chat ~ To my loyal visitors.. and also my loyal "customers" .. Thanks for your support .. : )

27/07/07 - Sigh ..

Today after Pengajian Am tuition class i met a few NS friends ..

One of them even ride his bike from Sungai Lalang to here just to meet me !!

OMG ! I'm so touched .. XD

Yeah , that fellow is my roommate in National Service, Chee Wei ..

We used to eat together .. Bath together .. Bully peoples together.. And even get involved in a fight together !!

Contrary to most of the camps in the north , my Kulim Bukit Besar camp is more like a camp with critical level of racial disputes ! Take my room , PL 1 , for example ... This Chee Wei accidentally stepped on one Malay dude's feet.. And a fight broke out..

Shit ! I have to act calm to stopped the fight .. One of my hand is pushing that Chee Wei to the back as he starts to try to bash that Malay dude.. While another hand of mine tries to block that Malay dude from hitting him ... LOL ~ I got hitted by that Malay dude on my face instead..

Sigh ~ Hero becomes Bear !

Never mind .. as long as it can keep my room peace.. A punch or a slap is okay ~

So the fight finally ended when that Malay fker finally realise that he hit the wrong fellow and also the fact that if he continue the fight , he might need to come back to one of these ghostlt National Service camp !! Haha !

And so... our friendship begins ~ :)

27/07/07 - Politics Free !!

Following the move by the Malaysian Government to keep an eye on bloggers in Malaysia.. I've decided to make Green Latte a politics free blog !

Reasons :

1. I'm afraid of going into jail..
2. I'm afraid of eating curry rice everyday..
3. It's useless to voice out your opinion ..
4. Malaysia prohibits free speech !!
5. I'm willing to let this country ignores her own weaknesses and losts her independence one day ..

Hm... anyonw who likes to declare their blog politics free can also use this picture i found on the net :

Allelujah !!

Juliana Wetmore

Today .. I'm going to blog about her...
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But before i reveal her to you, PLEASE brace yourself .
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And please be compassionate ..
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JULIANA WETMORE


*Seen here with her sister Kendra ( right ) .. *

Read about her here : Juliana Wetmore

24/07/07 - Every baby's 1st Lemon ~

OMG ~ This is freakingly hilarious !!

It made my day better , that's for sure .. ;)

24/07/07 - How are you ...... ?

Today, TNB wants to conduct some electrical supply maintaining work near my house.. So the electrical supply has to be cut of for about 10 hours ... WTF !? Why so long ?? I don't know ...

Perhaps one of the top TNB manager who is a female wants to experience delivering a birth in the transformer ? LOL ~~ Just kidding ... :)

Since there's no current, I don't feel like doing anything .. So i took a nap.. ( 4 hours consider a nap or not ? ) ..

In that nap.. I had a dream .. I dream of my friends.. Many of which has already left the humble little town of Sungai Petani .. All over the world .. All over Malaysia .. Pursuing their dreams and future .. Then .. On one fine morning .. All of us gathered somewhere in SP .. We chat .. We laugh .. We are so god damn happy !!

Sigh .. But i'm losing track of many of our friends .. Here , I'll post some questoins which i've yearn to ask you but i just don't get the chance !

@ Song Lin :
How are you ?? Got sien Korean girls in Nilai ma ?? Your mom ok d or not ?? Has she went for her operation ??

@ Aik Jin :
Yo, brother ! How's life in UCSI ?? Can compete with the geniuses there or not ?? I always see your family's car on the road.. But never with you in it .. Felt a bit weird .. LOL ~

@ Samuel :
How's your preparation for US ? How come you can go around online in CC that often de ?

@ Yoon Seng :
Oi !! Hiao ka !! Sorry har.. I got receive your message on msn ... But my fking pc always lag !

@ Ming Shi :
Hoi brother !! Apa pasal lama tak mai saya punya blog ? Apa pasal lama tak online msn ??

@ Sin Yong :
Dude !! How's Rahman ?? Nice ??

23/07/07 - ?!

23/07/07 - Neighbours .... ?

Sweat.. Not long after coming back home from Biology tuition today .. My father walk out to my neighbor's house, call out my neighbor and %$#%#@^$^% !!

Sweat !!

What The Fuck had my neighbor done wrong ?!

Well.. According to him, my neighbor wants to build a bricks walled garden beside my house ~ And they ordered the construction worker to bring in some loads of bricks, and they placed the bricks on my house's garden ..

And one of the bricks was placed on top of my dad's herbal plant .... OMG ... and that caused the horror ~

XD

22/07/07 - A Stern Warning for Namewee !!

Wow !! Following Namewee's release of "I Love My Country - Negarakuku" song, the Deputy Minister of Ministry of Culture, Arts & Heritage - Dato' Wong Kam Hoong responded that Namewee had "polluted" the Malaysia national anthem by simply editing and modifying it into a rap song.

Dato' Wong Kam Hoong said that Namewee's act of modifying the national anthem is an act of showing disrespect to the country and he shall be executed.

Namewee is to face a RM100 fine or two-year jail term or both. On the other hand, shortly after the news reached Namewee's ears, he created a short video namely "The Song of Being Captured" (被抓之歌).

However , many tourists claims that they visited Malaysia after watching his "Negarakuku" clip in youtube !! Apparently, due to the high viewing rate of his video in youtube by Malaysians, Negarakuku has become the 17th most viewed video in youtube for this week !!

Due to this, many foreigners are exposed to the modified "Visit Malaysia Year Video" !! And they made up their mind to come here !! Wow !! Unexpected !!

p/s : The Malaysian Government did uploaded the real and actual "Visit Malaysia Year Video" in youtube for almost one year ! However , Namewee's one week old clip beat the original "Visit Malaysia Year Video" !! AMAZING !!

21/07/07 - PC Fair ( II ) 2007..

Wow.. PC Fair is coming soon !!

Dad said he want to buy me an external hard disc drive..

As a "wage" for doing all his school's video editing work .. :)


Thanks daddy !! I love you !!

The dates and venue of PC fair is here :

3 - 5 August 2007 (11:00 am - 9:00 pm)
KL Convention Centre, Kuala Lumpur
Kuala Lumpur City Centre, 50888 Kuala Lumpur
Penang International Sports Arena, Penang
Jalan Tun Dr Awang, 11900 Relau
Dewan Jubli Intan, Kluang, Johor
Sabah Trade Centre, Kota Kinabalu, Sabah
Dewan Tun Hj Mustapha, Lahad Datu, Sabah

10 - 12 August 2007 (11:00 am - 9:00 pm)
Johor Bahru City Square, Johor
Jalan Wong Ah Fook, 80000 Johor Bahru
Stadium Indera Mulia, Ipoh, Perak
Jalan Stadium Perak, 31400 Ipoh
Central Square, Sungai Petani, Kedah
Jalan Kampung Baru, 08000 Sungai Petani
Dewan Sri Mentakab, Pahang
Mentakab, Pahang

16 - 18 August 2007 (11:00 am - 9:00 pm)
KB Mall, Kota Bharu, Kelantan
Jalan Hamzah, 15050 Kota Bharu
Terengganu Trade Centre, Kuala Terengganu, Terengganu
Padang Hiliran, 21100 Kuala Terengganu

17 - 19 August 2007 (11:00 am - 9:00 pm)
Mahkota Parade Melaka
Jalan Merdeka, 75000 Bandar Hilir, Melaka
Star Parade, Alor Star, Kedah
Jalan Teluk Wanjah, 05200 Alor Star
Dewan Merdeka MP Manjung, Perak
Jalan Pinang Raja, 32040 Seri Manjung

21/07/07 - Old stuff ...

Argh !!

I had to admit that the coffee that I made is terrible ~~



Another one ~



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Just some old piece of shit that hasn't been published ..

By the way ..

Every morning before I brush my teeth.. I'll drink one cup of this :



Come on .. Don't get surprised...
It's just a cup of alfafa grass drink !!

21/07/07 - Paradigm Shift Phase ( i )

After reading Kok Pun's blog ~

I feel that I'm still falling behind the standard of becoming a NUS Medical Faculty student.

My current aggressiveness in my study is only a normal student's attitude. Without any improvement, I'm definitely going to be a dead meat when the examination result is out on 2009 !!

Look at Kok Pun ~ Look at hamilan911 ~ Look at dunwan2tellu ~

All of them are 5 As STPM graduates~

So, it's really the time for a paradigm shift ..

Wish me luck ~

19/07/07 - Sorry Everyone ...

Today .. I would like to apologise to all those people that has been cursed by me when I'm driving..

I know i only get my license fot about four months .. But I've already obtained a PhD in "on-road cursing" .. Haha ~

It's hard to believe the amount of people I've cursed on the road for causing me to waste my precious petrol as i need to hit the break pedal ~

I just made a calculation ... 

Every time i drive, I'll curse about 3 people .. 

Everyday i drive for about 4 trips.. 

OMG !! For 4 months .. Which is 120 days.. I've cursed 480 people !! 

WTF ?! .. Such a foolish sin .. !!

Well... Let's be naughty and make it 481 .. :)

Hei Stupiak !! Drive properly la ! 

My mommy only give me 100 ringgit petrol per month you know !?

"F" You la !! 

: )

18/07/07 - OMG !! A t-shirt from Thailand ~

&ot

WTF !!

How come their society is so open !?

Or their society is... A free sex haven ?

Malaysian !!

Let's oppose to free sex !

SAY NO TO FREE SEX !!

Be Conservative !

Curb AIDS !!

17/07/07 - A small conflict ..

This morning after the morning assembly .. I went back to class with all our friends of course ..

And without wasting any time .. We pick up our book and started doing revision .. 

And then ... One of the upper six twins prefect are making some dicgusting noise outside of the classroom !!

I was like "OMG ~ ?! " ... Being a prefect and an upper six student, she should have behave maturedly and not making some funny noise outside of the class.. 

All of us are terribly annoyed by her .. Yap almost lost his temper when he stood up and went outside the class... Luckily he only shows a hand sign of "please keep quiet" .. And "Shh... ! " ..

But no action were taken .. She's still as noisy as she was ...

I couldn't hold my temper .. So i stood up .. Walk outside.. Kicked the door ! and yelled : " HEY ! Could you please SHUT UP !? .. We are trying to do some revision here ok !? This is a school compund and please.. BE CONSIDERATE ! "  ..

Then that fellow condemn that I'm rude !! WTF ?! 

But then now it's all settled.. Since they realised their own mistakes too ..

I'm just feeling disappointed with the school prefects.. :)

16/07/07 : SMK Ibrahim ?!

Hm.. Weird as it seems..

I know Mr Fletcher has discovered this blog a while ago .. When he typed the word SMK Ibrahim on google and search .. This god damn blog appears !!

And since that day ... I've been receiving traffics from googles.. But using the key word : smk ibrahim(sungai petani) ... HUH ?!

And the traffic is big !! Up to 19 visits a day !!

What I'm worried is this or these fella may be a school teacher !! Worst or best of all , the infamous HM !!

Wait ! Why best or worst of all ? Haha !! At least , now, someone from the school official can read the mind and thought of a student in the school ! And using these information to improve our school !!

P/S : Mr Fletcher is my school's discipline master ... LOL ~ Imagine your blog was discovered by your teacher or boss... :) ... Scary huh ?! but to me.... It's wonderful !!

15/07/07 - How to be a good wife.... from the 1950s.

Oh my god... i was trying to unwind by reading other people's blog.. But apparently.. I found this wonderful thingy !!

What the Fcuk !!
An extract from American girl's textbook from the 1950s..
Apparently they have to study on how to be a good wife :) .. Marvelous education !
Imagine all the women in Malaysia behave like this ~
The divorce rate will definitely plummet !
And ... Thailand will suffer a terrible economic breakdown ~
You know what i mean :) !!

Anyway .. Can anyone give me a good guide to be a good husband ?

15/07/07 - When I was a little boy ...

When i was a cute little boy ... I always imagine myself as James Bond ~

I was a pervert since I'm 4 years old... Perhaps ?

I admire James Bond for having some short but playful relationship with every girl he encounters... *except MoneyPenny*

I also liked James Bond for his cool little gun ... The Walther PPK .. Cool little gun ... Compact .. and easily hidden...

Besides that... James Bond rokx because his codename 007 means ... The license by her Majesty to kill... Well... I can't kill.. At least he can kill people legally .. :P

James Bond also has a fine collection of cars to drive with !! Wow !! All thanks to old-Q .. LOL ~
My favorite Bond car is the BMW Z8 .. :)

James Bond is also a fine gentleman .. The only practical traits that he had and can be applied in today's world.. Always dressed in full suit.. The utmost costume preferred by today's gentleman..

And best of all... James Bond is a loyal man to his motherland England .. And his majesty .. The Queen of England ..

14/07/07 - Stem cells for breast reconstruction .. !! WTF ?!

I just came back from mountain hiking and I went to Scientific American to read about some scientific stuff..

LOL ~ One damn article attracted my attention ..

Stem Cells Therapy Killer Application :
Breast Augmentation !!

WTFish ?!

Using fat from the patient's own body to rebuild other areas is not a novel idea, but such reconstructions often fail as the fat is simply reabsorbed.

However using fat-derived stem cells appears to overcome this problem, according to the company behind the procedure, Cytori Therapeutics.

LOL ~ This time.. The world is going to tumble again ..

I can only see one thing good about this new tech : breast cancer survivors get to have a pair of new breast ... I mean real one.. Not silicon.. nor plastics..

Hope the company's initial intention is to help them.. Not to trick some young woman who wants to expand from A to C ..

13/07/07 - Make it one for my Snow White...

Oh dear ... It's been nearly one month since I last seen my Snow White..
Br.. Sorry dear.. This weekend I'll be busy ..
Can't go to find you in Penang...

This roses bouquet is for you....

Love you, Honey..

11/07/07 - Busy !

Damn busy with my study today... So, no update today..

Tomorrow i should be able to update it .. :)

09/07/07 - My ideal to go to picnic ..

Oh dear ... what do we have here ?!

The background is nice... I always imagined myself taking my dear Snow White out for a ride like this when I'm rich enough ..

It's also my ideal spot of going for a picnic with her.. On the open farm like this..

Wait !!

I don't want to beaten up by her like this dude lar..

09/07/07 - My hand bleeds !! Fcuk !!

As bad as it seems.. It's a 0.5 cm deep cut .. 

It bleeds aggressively for 5 minutes.. and then flow out bit by bit for nearly one hour..

08/07/07 - smart fortwo !!!

Today , I also can't believe the fact that I've experienced the sheer pleasure of smart fortwo !!

Damn ~ My family friend drove one of these hot, cute little babe to my house.. She offered me a ride around the town !!

Without further hesitation , i hoped onto the car and wow !! So spacious !! DAMN spacious !!

The car shows little vibration .. The interior design is hype and chick !! ZOMG !!

The air-cond is damn nice too !! Yahoo !! I must own one of these in future !! 

I MUST !!!!!!

08/07/07 - CO2 source ..

Have you ever wondered where did the Carbon Dioxide gases that caused global warming came from ??

Well, today as i flipped through News Straits Time .. I found this small little collumn and decided to share it with the world .. :)

It's a report by Siemens .. So, don't blame me if the infos are not accurate .. :P

Forestry - 14 %

Industry (direct primary energy consumption) - 22%

Industry (electricity) - 11%

Buildings (electricity) - 13 %

Building (direct primary energy consumption) - 8%

Transport - 14%

Agriculture/Waste - 18%

Haha ~ Shocking ... Agriculture stands so damn high ~~ Hopefully more work can be done to reduce the fractions on transports .. Cause imagine one day when China is making good money and all of its citizen want to own a car .. That would be the beginning of Earth's self-destruction ..

Which type of Adsense layouts benefits publishers the most ??

The type with the same background colour of course ... 

Let readers thought your ads is actually a part of the content of your blog !! Yes !! 

That's the best way to advertise .. :)

But I'm not going to change mine into green colour dude .. Cause confusing my readers with ads is bad you know ... It makes me not so "professional" in blogging .. 

( betul la.. Tak baik punya tahu ? Hehe ... I tak bohong la .. hehe .. )

07/07/07 - Testing new header .. LOL ~

I stumbled on some of these pics .. LOL ~ Made a few modification .. And ... LOL ~

I'm making fun of this blog !! LOL ~~

Comments are welcomed ... HAHA ~~ I can't stop laughing ~!!!

07-07-07 ?!?!?!

WTF ?! 

The date today is James Bond's Day !!! 

LOL ~ Funny .. And it's untrue either .. 

I felt damn lucky to be given an opportunity to live through days with a date like this .. HAHA ~

6 July 2007 - Shy incident ..

Today after coming back from tuition , I planned to stopped over at a noodle stall to enjoy some noodles ..

Suddenly i touch my butt pocket and noticed my wallet is not there !! I was like "WTF ?!" ..

At that moment only i know that I've left my wallet in the tuition center !! Damn !! And also the fact that I've drive almost 8 km without my license !! Sorry dear policemen .. :)

Worst of all what will happen to me if some bastards took it and don't want to return to me ?!

Luckily when i gone back to the tuition center .. The teacher is giving the the upper six students some work .. HAHA ~ Minimal distraction to the class i suppose ..

I went in and ask the girls sitting on the bench i was sittong just now .. Wow.. I was damn lucky !! The wallet is just below the bench !! Lied untouched there !! YAhoo !!!!

Lesson learnt : Don't put your wallet in your butt pocket !! The receptor of your butt is not sensitive !! Put them in your side pocket instead !!

5 Julai 2007 - I'm A Datuk's Wife , Call Me Datin !!

Haha ~ Something funny to share with all of you ..

Got one madam from one of the secondary schools in Sungai Petani. She's a Penolong Kanan HEM ..

In one of the meeting in school , got a teacher called her Pn. XXX and this woman burst into fury and shouted : " I'm a Datuk's wife !! Call me Datin !! "

LOL ~ Damn funny !! She deteriorated her own status only with that short phrase !! Pity !!

P/S : She's a Chinese woman married to an Indian man .. Anyone who knows who is she please share it here .. :)

5 July 2007 - Evening

Grande caffe latte
Originally uploaded by barista hands

This man's work made me felt shy with my latte pouring skills .. : )

4 July 2007 - A comment from Samuel !!

HaHa ~ So happy today to receive something I don't expect from someone ..

It's from Samuel !! Our future mass killer from Intec !! LOL ~ Just kidding :)

Anonymous said...

aiyo,find some kiasu friend and pia together maa...more effective that way XD anyway,this is sam leaving comment from library in intec XD so hi~XD

July 4, 2007 1:39 PM

So glad to hear from you Samuel ~ I'm missing you li .. HUAHUAHUA ~ Anyway, can't you online from your hostel ??

2 Julai 2007 - Brr... To be a Sporting "Kia-Suist "

Hua Hua Hua ~

Today, I'm feeling out of the blue.. and I've decided to blog !! Wakaka ~

Actually just to kill some relaxing moment .. I would like to blog about my first step to become a graduate from NUS .. HUAHUAHUA ~ Pretty SS , huh ? HUAHUAHUA ~

Ok .. First , I need to be "kia-su" , yet , I need to be sporting as well.. As being "kiasu" may made me lost my friends and it's very bad for my diplomatic abilities too ... So, to counter that , I will have to be a sporting guy !

Before i started anything , let me give you the definition of

1. kia-suist = {manglish@singlish} , a pathetic person who's desperately afraid of losing to someone or a group of people and strives hard to stay on top ..
2. sporting = practice of fair play , willing to accept defeat ..
   

Good.. Now, as I dream of taking Pelajar Cemerlang STPM 2008 ... I must stay on the top .. thus, i must be afraid of losing to push myself to beat the rest and be the best ! BUT ~ I must not be pathetically desperate of losing to others as it won't do anything good but harm to me .. :) .. particularly in terms of friendships .. HAHA ~ So, be a SPORTING "KIA-SUIST" .. !!

1 July 2007 - Another new Month !

Sorry friends.. Recently I rarely update my blog because I have some problems.. Not much problems.. only a few.. But these problems may affect the happiness of my life..

Sorry to all my loyal friends ~