Sunday, 30 March 2008

Monkey Sit-ups .. Ahahaha !!!

No need any explanation .. watch till you drop !!

Stupid Nuffnang ...

Damn Nuffnang...

I've no ads since years ago !!!

How am i suppose to earn now ?!?!?!?

Bless you , nangnuff

Thursday, 27 March 2008

EXAM !!!


damn ...


God damn which son of the boar that set the date !!!


Wednesday, 19 March 2008

An Epical Adventure On the Snowy Hill of Ibrahim

Ok .. Today sucks !

I have to admit ... especially this afternoon's St. John meeting ..

Simply... "fuckish"

I'll use a classic "10,ooo BC" style to depict my epical adventure today...

Me are people of Ibrahim ... Me strong and good in hunting .. Me lives by the command of The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" and "Fao Fao"

Today in the afternoon ... our great hunter Nur Nur is not in charge of our hunting expedition..

Fau Fau .. the second most powerful people of our tribe leads our hunting day.

But Fau Fau is very buzi... so she has to do her work while we the little hunter go hunting on our own.. With Hao Hao as our temporary chieftain.

As we hunt.. A monster is waiting nearby ...

That monster ... big and old and blue in color ... disguised himself like a plant and we, the hunter, don't care what the hell is he... be it plant or monster.

Then .. as we hunt more... another monster come... and big monster appear...

So we have two monster now...

One monster .. Old and blue and has four eyes... He comes with two round leg and travels fast. But some times he has leg like us.

Second monster. Short and fierce. Me mean that monster beli short. Beli beli short. Has black eye ring. Like to scold people before asking then eat people.

Monster one see Hao Hao not veli strong and want to eat us. So monster one started attacking some of our fellow hunters first.

But that monster two. Monster two very scary. Our tribe scare of him. But we work as a team. We can hunt him back.

We let monster two scold and attack first untill he is tired too... actually i'm tired and sick of looking at his face that looks like a drug abuser too.. Hao Hao also wants to hunt him down but no power.

So me retreat to one corner like a cucumber and pick up my phone and call The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" .. but "Nur Nur" not around and busy with her children's tuition.

So i called The Second Most Greatest Hunter : Fao Fao.

Fao Fao pick up her white and shining spear and charge towards the monsters.

Fao Fao wise and strong. Can kick-ass and send the two monster back to their nest.

So .. the tribal people on the Ibrahim Hill lives peacefully ever after...

Monday, 17 March 2008

What My Name Means... LOL ~

My name... LOL ... my friends all knows what is my name .. sorry to other readers.. Anonymous status is crucial for survivorship in the world of blogs ...

Here is it's meanings :

You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts.
You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it.
You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator!

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.
You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.
But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.


To all my dear friends ... do you think all these description suits me ?

COMMENT Please !!!!

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Modern Berlin

Modern Berlin
Originally uploaded by gfxmaster

Lovely... Isn't it ??

I've list Berlin as one of the places i must visit in my lifetime !!

Sunday, 9 March 2008

[sensitive] : How you eat reflects how your parents eat !

Ok ok... I have to admit first that this post is highly sensitive in nature.

The sensitivity of this post does not touch on gender, nationality nor skin colour.

It's all about table manners !!

Ya.. recently I'm very sensitive towards how people eats !!

I don't know what's the reason for my extreme sensitivity .. perhaps it's some sort of post puberty syndrome for a geek ?

Ok... enough introduction.

Psychologists all over the world has come into conclusion that how a person eat and behave on the dining table is directly linked to the table manner of their parents or their caretakers !

Certain people chew their food with their mouth half open.. producing some disgusting sound that resembles food being grind into slimy form that sounds like "chap chap chap~..."

Some people talk while they eat ! Shooting bullets of semi-chewed food all over at the other person on the table.

Some person let off a nice and long gaseous emission after having a satisfying meal...

Some people pick up the fork and spoon and showed everyone on the dining table their retarded sour face ( indicating that he or she does not like the food ).

Whatever it is .. we must remember that we are humans ! Not monkeys nor animals ! So behave like a human !!

Human =/= Chimpanzee

Also ! Don't chow down your food like a gobbler !! Eat with a fine manner !!

2 idiots eating hot dogs with dog's manner .. how's that ? A dog eat dog society ?

Well I'm not asking you to eat like this old nanny who strap a napkin around her neg and put up a smiling face while eating...


I'm just asking you all to show some respect to the others who are on the table with you as well and prove to them that lim pek's son is well nurtured with table manners ...


Wednesday, 5 March 2008

A message for myself...




*i didn't cry.. it's just a metaphore, dude*

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

i'M SICK..

Damn retards !

My intestines are playing tricks with me !!

"Hey you down there !! Shut the craps and stop rolling will ya ?! "

I'm stuck with food poisoning .. thanks to part of me who is not being cooperative and only makes things worst ..