Last night there was a very good movie being played in TV2 around from 10 - 12 night..
A very good show it is..
Starring some of the hottest babe in Hollywood : Catherine Zeta-Jones , Renee Zellweger, Lucy Liu..
Of course some evergreen handsome man too : Richard Gere ..
This movie is a classic from Broadway , it's a musical movie tough . .. you get's a nice story depicted through lot's of dancing and singing...
It's about Roxie Hart, a blonde who had sex with another man ( though being married ) and killed that man as he lied to her ...
And so... the stories about Roxie's attempt to being strip off her "murderer" status begin...
A murderer become an innocent woman ? Yes, she did it... with the best lawyer for woman in Chicago , Billy Flynn , played by Richard Gere...
Of course when in the jail, Roxie faced a rivalry from Velma Kelly "Catherine Zeta-Jones" .. Another murderer who wants to be "innocent" ... and also a client of Flynn..
In the end.. Flynn helped both of them to be "innocent" and they both started their quest to be the best singer in Chicago...
Well... at first they didn't succeed... often got kicked out of the interview room..
Then they teamed up together and sealed the title as the Hot Honey of Chicago ..
Here's their movie ending performance , "The Hot Honey Rag" :
Well... If you love women kicking legs.. women wearing little clothes dancing on stage ( no sex scene though ) ... And if you love jazz.. This is the show for you, dude ..
Apparently her new BBQ shop isn't set to be opened by Christmas and .... well.... business just can't get started ~
Sigh ... Never mind.. we still got Chinese New Year !! Huh ?!
Whatever.... Lot's of things to get the business kicking has yet been started...
Drinks menu are currently being planned.. Shop's are getting renovated... and, well... just let the news about "the BBQ shop" flows among the people in Sungai Petani ~~
Fletcher: Scare lih?XD Ramli: swt~ok ok,forget what I said.. Fletcher: Fire me?You havent try my super cane yet!Wanna hav a taste of it??Want?! Ramli: Talk somemore I will fire u all!! Ramli: All shut up ok?? Pn See: Aiyo Mr fletcher, i never know u know how to use 'pai seh' one leh.......geng...wan kopi? sedap o~ Pn. Teoh: Nvm... at least i didn't do any Physics mistakes here.... HEheheeh ~~~ 落叶: Impossible teacher will write here la, dun nid check grammar mistake oso know la Fletcher: Teacher cant do mistake is it?Paiseh,that time typed too fast XD Anizat: Hoi budak!Nak kena potong rambut lagi kah? XD Hoh: I wan u to TRY!!!!!!!!! Pn. Teoh: Haiyo... Let the students speak their own right la ! Kathirasan: Dono XD Fletcher: WTF are this blog for?
Recently I'm finding myself more and more stingy..
For what reason I'm so damn stingy ? I also dunno...most probably I've started to understand the hardship of earning money..
Examples of my "kiam-ku" ( an excerpt from our two famous Miss Lim ) behaviour ...
I make my own burger meat. By using the burger meat i made+burger bun+tomato slices+cabbage .. I'm capable of feeding myself ( up to a very full extent ) with only RM2.50 !
I'll only buy milk from Econsave, which is only +/- RM 3.70 per box !! As compared to RM 4.40 in Tesco and Giant... SHIT ~
I quit drinking Milo ... ( honestly it's an expensive drink compared to coffee )
I bathed only twice a day ... ( only during windy weathers !! )
I picked a spot in my house where I don't need to switch on the light to study ..
I plant my own peanuts as snacks .. ( damn those peanuts... they growed damn slow !!! )
Make home-made burger .. ( they taste better than Big Mac )
Make fish fingers ..
Make cappuccino ..
Keep up with study schedule ... ( yet I'm still lagging behind !! )
Working out things for my biology project ~~
Played badminton !!
Walao eh...
Tired , very very tired ..
I remember CrowKing asked me to teach him how to organize a time table... Well, Crowking ... apparently I'm also being engulfed by my own time... How should i teach you ??
Anyway ... a busy person is a happy person , I had to admit that...
Being busy made me feel occupied... I felt as if this life is very meaningful to me .. buahahaha ...
As usual, I wake up... I bath... I had Indonesian coffee and I browse the net...
Then one thing struck my mind...
If Global Warming continues : I won't be able to enjoy Java coffee anymore ~~
Since Indonesian coffees are made of Arabica bean : Bean grown on high altitude ..
If global warming continues, temperature on those hilly mountains will continue to rise ..
And my Kopi will be gone !!!!?!?!!!!!!
=="
No, i won't let that happen ..
Now there's only 2 ways left ..
1st : Promote anti-global warming .. 2nd : Beg Samuel Law to breed genetically modified Arabica coffee plants so that they can be grown at my garden ...
....... Looks like 1st choice is more practical , as what my friend Samuel will do is clone some office lady to accompany him ... :P
( Sorry Samuel , I really feel like saying it now !! Buahahaha !! )
So, i surfed the net and found this giant :
Buahaha ~~ It's called Maglev wind turbine.. drawn at full scale.
Compare it with conventional wind turbine which is located at the right , it looks kinda weird though ...
( Looks like a shit bucket with ventilation system to spread the odor throughout the city ... enuf crapz , babi .. continue )
Ok.. A small intro for this wind turbine :
It reduce operating cost to only 50% of conventional wind turbine ( the type that looked like a kipas )
It has 20% more generating capacity ...
It has already been planned in US and China ... ( hope Samuel get to see it in US and forget about OL ) ..
It has an estimated life-time of.......... 500 years (wtf ?! ==" my cucu's cucu's cucu still can enjoy Kopi )
It operates well even with wind capacity of only 1.5 m/s to 40 m/s ... Gonna love this wind turbine !!
Well, i see that many of my friends had already started doing advertising stuff on their blogs ..
Here i would like to publish a small and comprehensive guide for you all on which advertising agent is the best :
My top recommendation will be the internet giant, Google Adsense ..
How it works :
1 . CPC Ads... Basically it's like they will require you to install ads code on your blog's template. Then they'll scan through your blog's content for any keywords.. Which will be used to pair suitable ads to your blog ! When someone clicks on these ads, you'll get paid !!
How they pay :
By cheque : You'll only get paid when your earnings exceeds US $ 100 .. They'll send you a cheque by mail and you need to go to a bank to withdraw the money. *WARNING* Banks will charge you some fees to withdraw those money ..
How good do they pay :
Well.... in overall ... They pay is positive. After all... They pay in US dollar... Our Malaysian economy will not progress any further in my opinion, and we'll still "enjoy" the 1 dollar = +/- RM 3.50 rate ...
Second recommendation : Nuffnang !!
How they work :
Basically it's kinda complicated here ... I would suggest you all to go to their site and read the FAQ.
How they pay :
Similar to Adsense , by cheque... But they pay in RM.. and the banks will charge you around 1 or 2 ringgit only..
How good do they pay :
Hmm.... Depending on how popular your site is... My blog for example, enjoys 50-90 unique visitors per day.. Using their campaign ads, where no one needs to click it for you to earn money , I can earn roughly RM 3.50 per week !! A very very good site income for this blog to complement with Adsense ... And they are paying more and more recently !! Click here to go to Nuffnang !!!
Third recommendation : Bidvertiser
How they work :
Hmm.... Also like Adsense : CPC Ads... ( Cost-Per-Click ) Your blog will be served with ads that have higher pay if your blog is popular !
How do they pay :
By cheque also... But the good thing as compared to Adsense is they pay you when your earnings reached USD 10 minimum !!
A very very good advantage over Adsense ...
They well do they pay :
For those who have only 20+ unique visitors a day ... The pay is like USD 0.02 per click.. For those who have only 50+ unique visitors a day ( like me , hehe... ) The pay is around USD 0.10 per click ... And the rate keep on increasing untill USD 1.00 per click ... ( No lies here... )
But how are you going to describe it to a Caucasian ?!
Are you going to say : " Er.. Do you know that kind of fruit with an alligator's skin ?"
Caucasian : " What the hell !! Alligator skin ?! .. Oh my .. Malaysian sucks ! They are too addicted to animal skin until they plant alligator skin on fruits ?! "
Damn you all who failed our Visit Malaysia 2007 !!
They had corrupted the mind of Playboy's Boss Hugh Hefner !!!
So much that he ordered the filming of a movie titled : Women Of Starbucks..
Ok ... I know due to my damn stupid talking behaviour where most of my topic is about sex... I know some of you must be thinking that I've watch this movie before ! Which in fact... I don't ! And I've no interest for AngMoh !!
Ok ... I'm revealing the pics .. Censored to ensure that this Blog is still clean and healthy !
Ok .. Basically from the synopsis .. It's just a movie where you get lot's of female barista stripping their Starbucks apron for you ..
*NOTE* Just found it out from Wikipedia : Women model who worked for Starbucks get a monthly pay of USD 25,000 and also a brand new sport car painted in pink !
I just challenge myself to stick my ass to the chair in my study room for 1 hour !
Yes !! I did it !!
No toilet !
No refilling my Chinese tea !!
Not even half an inch away from the sitting board of my chair !!
HaHa !!
I did it !
1 hour !! Yahoo !!!
Next target is 1.30 hours..
MuaHaHaHa !!
Suddenly i'm missing some special stuff from my friends in form 5...
I'm missing PuBoh Ling's Tiramisu ~
I'm missing Samuel Law @ WTF's cold jokes as well as his preference for OL ~
I'm missing JJ's unpredictable behaviour ~
I'm missing Dr Lee's self laughing moment ~ I'm missing Ah Chok's water gun guerilla war fare experience a.k.a. " peeing in school compund but ! not the toilet !!"
You are outgoing, direct, smart, pretty, and a definite go-getter. You are frank, a little too frank perhaps that sometimes you get on people's nerves and make them very upset. If people attack you, you hit back with triple the force without blinking because you are the kind of person who knows exactly what you are talking about or else you wouldn't talk about it. Your quick-thinking is what makes you special. You are an elitist.
Many of you guys have girl friend but never went shopping for clothes with them..
HaHa.. I'm going to share my experience with you dudes and nerds today .. MuaHaHa !!
Ok , at Thursday .. I went for my dinner with Snow White and Snow White's mommy ... ( I'm going to give her a nickname soon.. wanna discuss with Snow White 1st .. )
Then her mommy gave me a task : Escort the pretty Snow White to Centre Square ~
Sweat... Panic liao ... But never mind.. I keep cool and take up the task ..
HaHa.. So she drop us at the shopping mall and there we go...
Do you people know why is it delayed for opening after so many days and weeks ?
Well, i just received a news... "not sure about it's authenticity"
Apparently , the local council of Majlis Perbandaran Sungai Petani wants a sweetes coffee from the developer..
With a cup of sweet coffee and some sweet tea.. They will provide them with an O.C.
What the hell la...
Quickly get it opened so that i can have a good place to kill my time when i feel like going for a date !!
*note* - the Malacca trip's continuation part has to be delayed... As I've ran out of bandwidth in Flickr ! - Snow White is back in town ... time to go for a happy date again !! yay !! Love you, Snow White !!
I'm just back from Malacca ! Sorry for the state of negligence regarding this blog ~
Anyway, I'm going to blog about my trip to Malacca recently .. And I'm going to divide it into a few parts since there are too many things to blog about !!
Ok ..
On the day we departed .. I'm damn worried about the traffic congestions on the PLUS highway and also the weather !
LOL ~ I know some of you might not believe it, but I've drive from Bidor to Sungai Buloh on the way to Malacca !!
Yes !! And I've drive untill 110 km/h !!
LOL ~ Dun believe me ar ? I show you pictures :
Muahaha !!
As for lunch, we drop by at Bidor ..
A small town in southern Perak .
Man, they have the best WanTan Noodles in Malaysia !!!
Yes !! They do !!
And their WanTan is simply marvelous !!
Imagine having 2 huge prawns in your wantan... Both unchopped.. Both still in perfect shape !!
And best of all ... one plate of noodle.. lot's of char siew... lot's of ChoiSam.. And a bowl of wantan with 3 wantan in it .. ............................................ they costs only RM 2.50 !!
Yet, they are still the best WanTan Mee in Malaysia !!
LOL ~~ So happy !
Then we continued our journey to Malacca and stopped by at Sungai Buloh rest station ..
That place ar..... didn't really impress me...
Although they have Burger King...
Dunkin Doughnuts...
Baskin Robins...
KFC ...
al-ikhsan...
and some old photos and good interior design..
They still lack the kick that I get from eating Bidor's WanTan mee... !!
HMPH !
Then .. we continued our journey.. However, dad's driving now..
However.. we are low on fuel..
So we stop by at a small town called Rembau ..
Look at the huge amount of ppl waiting for refueling....
Experiment at school is a success.. although i was so dizzy after 1 and a half hours of staring at the microscope !
Then , not much homework is given , cool !!
Pn Liew left our school d.. well , i'm not happy nor unhappy about this ~ People come and people go... It's a natural law !
Then at afternoon we went to centre square ! I ordered a damn small cup of Old Town coffee .. like cocktail only ~
( Yap , we shud have took photo of the damn coffee )
Then we go on playing some unknown sports on the top floor !
Cool !! I never hang out in that kind of place .. !! ( I'm good boy mah )
Then we went to watch cellphones .. and then went straight home !
HUahuahua !!
It's been a long time since i had such a care-free lepak day ..
I love it .. and it's definitely refreshing !
BTW, our ANGKASAWAN is floating in space now.. Pretty emotional when the Soyuz space-craft took flight.. But it also shows our Boleh Semangat by sacrificing a man to space as an offering for Ti Kong ( god of sky in hokkien ) !
Whatever it is .. life goes on and exam is coming soom.
Honey is taking her As exam tommorow .. very nervous for her.. Feel like taking that exam for her .. Goodluck, honey !! Gambatte !!
I just slightly more than 164 cm .. yes , I'm just that "tall" .. but then again... SO WHAT ?!
I'm neither tall, attractive, nor handsome ... but then again... SO WHAT ?!
Short men all over the world shared one same common factor .. No mate !
Yeah .. Somehow , female's fondness of the male's physical aspect as shifted from big-ass to tall height or $ ~
To all the short men in the world, i would like to share my mom's advise to me every time i ask her why am i so short back in primary school :
"Son, the other boys are tall.. But then, so what ?! Are you worried of can't getting a girlfriend ? Or are you feeling insulted ? Don't be sad ... Because , even if their tall, SO WHAT ?! Many of them just ended up as mechanics or cashiers in supermarket or even just a normal guy .. "
"Son, a man's value is not judged by his height... It is judged by the number of things that he had done that had taken people's breath... You know ? Those great things done by great people all over the world ...every then and now.. "
"Every time a person insulted your height .. talk to yourself, SO WHAT ? "
Mom is a wonderful person, although she only has a diploma, she's so wise to be able to talk me into things like this ... SO WHAT ?!
Damn it ... SO DAMN WHAT ?!!??!?!?!!!!!!!!
MAN !! I LOVE THIS PHRASE !!!
SO DAMN DAMN HELL HOLLY WHAT ?!~
I DON'T FEEL HURT AT ALL !!
YES !! I DON'T !!
CAUSE I"M INVINCIBLE !!
MY HEART ARE MADE OF STEEL !!
However , my relationship with her might end if i don't reach at least 170cm...
Short men all over the world... sorry..
cause this time... i can't say "SO DAMN WHAT?!" anymore..
She's far too important to me...
Any suggestions for me ??....
Hormones ? Steroids ? Drugs ? Operation ?
Anything that can bring me to that height will do...
Just make sure that it won't cut short my life for more than 10 years...
Because...
Because....
Because .......
Because...
Because....
Because .......
I WISH TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN ~
I came across this news report yesterday.. It was about the damn a**hole American sit-com : Desperate Housewife.
In the new season's premiere on Sunday, Susan went for a medical check-up. She was shocked to know that the doctor suggested her that she may be going through a menopause.
"Listen, Susan, I know the word "menopause" has negative connotations.. Bla Bla Bla..." the gynae tells Susan.
"OK, before we go any further, can i check these diplomas? Just to make sure that they don't come from some med schools in the Philippines ? " Susan fires back at the gynae.
What the hell la.. You DungHeaded Americans... All you dudes know is just firing people..
Give it up, especially you these block-headed American Housewife..
America's basketball team is no longer dream team.. !! Yankee troops are being blown up like tofu in Iraq !!
And American porn movies sucks !! Japanese watermelons are much more better !!
* look, i'm just being sarcastic, I've already quit porn !!!*
Philippians doctors are some of the best oncologists in the world ( cancer specialists lar .. ) !
They are as capable as you Yankee dudes !!
Dung-headed yankees.. consider the sitcom as :
Sorry ... Insulting the medical profession is a TABOO in a pig's world..
Bloggers who publish ads are not unprofessional blogger..
Bloggers who publish ads are poor people ..
Bloggers who publish ads wants to earn some decent income from their baby blog..
Bloggers who publish ads are human too...
GilaBabi is also one of the poor bloggers...
GilaBabi hopes to earn some extra money so that it can dine in T.G.I. Fridays..
GilaBabi hopes to earn some money so that it can drink Starbucks Coffee...
*I'm the minimalist?!*
GilaBabi hopes to earn more so that it can buy itself a K550i ~
I am now an affiliates of Google Adsense , Nuffnang and Adverlets !!
Yes !!
And i write eveyday to give you all, my beloved readers something to kill your boredome ~ I love money , baby !!
Oh yes i do !! i do !!
Look, imagine one day..
You opened up your mailbox ..
And you see ... THESE :
Ah... Bloody hell !!
LOL ~ What a relieve to see these cents accumulate everyday..
And they have finally arrive at your pocket !!
Wohoo !!
Dude.. You understand what am i writing ??
I just want to tell the world.. Bloggers who publish ads are just as professional as those who don't.. Our blog content is highly competitive .. And best of all, we are always working hard to boosts our blog's popularity !! ViVa para blogger !!
Maybe I'm a little slow to report this on my blog ..
But some of you may not know..
Malaysians are having happy sex !!
LOL ~
Survey: 62% lead exciting sex lives
KUALA LUMPUR: Four in five Malaysians have sex on a weekly basis, and 35% actually “do it” three times or more.
With those figures, Malaysia is already head and shoulders above the rest of the world when it comes to frequency, as globally, only 67% make love every week while a measly 10% actually “do it” three times a week or more.
Wow... 3 times and more.
Very hebat meh ?
I mean three times... Well, perhaps those who take parts in the survey are in their 40s..
Well, as many as 31% still felt uncomfortable telling their partners what they want.
Hm...
That's pretty sad huh ?!
Have hubby or wifey but no happy sex..
What a pity ~
Don't worry !!
Our childrens are of the new breed type.. Super Hiao :
and we've got good news here !!
Malaysia Expected To Achieve Millennium Development Goals On HIV/AIDS
PUTRAJAYA, Oct 1 (Bernama) -- Malaysia is expected to achieve the Millennium Development Goals on HIV/Aids after the government's programmes to reduce the spread of the disease have begun to yield positive results, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said Monday.
The deputy prime minister said that the long-term effects of the methadone replacement therapy, exchange of syringes and anti-rectroviral treatment programmes were expected be seen by 2010.
"If this is achieved, Malaysia is expected to achieve the Millennium Development Goals in three target areas, namely reducing child and maternal mortality and the spread of HIV," he told reporters after chairing a meeting of the Cabinet Committee on Aids here.
Of the 5,800 new cases detected last year, 32 per cent contracted the disease through sex.
This is good as soon, it'll be rare for us to spot any AIDS patient..
If we do, cabinet.. Please send them to :
Well, cause by having less AIDS patient, a new boom to the local entrepreneurs is coming !
THE SAFE SEX INDUSTRY
Yes, condoms... brothels... prostitution...
And to those who wanna invest,
I suggest you dude open up a motel..
it's gonna be great !
*coming soon* The Pig's Guide for Opening Up a Motel
