Sunday, 30 December 2007

The Bug-Hunting Instinct ~

As a half-breed biology student.. I have to create a folio on bugs in which I have to collect up to 25 species of bugs ..

So.. it's bug hunting season for me in this shitty holiday..

And now it's all over... bug hunting has ended and my bugs have been presented beautifully in a frame..

And here comes the side effect : I've developed an beastly instinct for bugs .... =="

Every time i sees a butterfly like this !! :


I'll clinch my fists... My ass-hole tightens .. my "brother" stands up ... my eye sharpen......

Usually butterflies become my target due to their stupidness as well as their beauty .. ( do i sound sexist ?? )

And my cerebrum reminds me that it's over ~ Yes, PIG !! Bug-hunting is over !!



During bug-hunting season.. i would usually say to myself :"Go Babi GO !!!"

But now... sigh ...

Whatever the hell is it ..

It's time to stick my ass to the class-room and start studying ...

Saturday, 29 December 2007

The Sixth Daughter of The Jade Emperor

.... S-h-i-t !

I have to write about this damn dream here. It had haunted me for one whole day..

Straight to the point. Last night i had a freaking dream.

I dunno what hidden meaning it has.. But the dream is about my beloved Snow White.

In the dream.... She's the reborn form of the 6th daughter of the Jade Emperor !!!

JADE Eeeeemmmmpppeeeerrrrooorrrrr ?!


And all i can ever think of is :


OMG... Dang !!

She's a fairy girl in a mortal body !!

in that dream... things get worst when during an exam of The International Feng Shui Association , candidates are asked about :

"Who is the current 6th daughter of the Jade Emperor ??"

Answer : "XXX XXX XXXX from Malaysia"

OMG ~~ Things turn to this terrible extent when you read about Dalai Lama and you head to bed...

I fraked up and looked for information for the 6th daughter of the Jade Emperor all over the internet... They never showed up...

But !

The 6th daughter of the Jade Emperor is recorded all over the world !
According to record : The Emperor has 3 prince and 7 princess !!!

OMG ~~

And the 7th daughter is actually 織女 in the romantic story of 牛郎織女 ....

Gosh.... Snow White..

Save me from this silly illusion !!

Thursday, 27 December 2007

Chicago ! - The Broadway Classic

Last night there was a very good movie being played in TV2 around from 10 - 12 night..

A very good show it is..

Starring some of the hottest babe in Hollywood : Catherine Zeta-Jones , Renee Zellweger, Lucy Liu..

Of course some evergreen handsome man too : Richard Gere ..

This movie is a classic from Broadway , it's a musical movie tough . .. you get's a nice story depicted through lot's of dancing and singing...

It's about Roxie Hart, a blonde who had sex with another man ( though being married ) and killed that man as he lied to her ...

And so... the stories about Roxie's attempt to being strip off her "murderer" status begin...

A murderer become an innocent woman ? Yes, she did it... with the best lawyer for woman in Chicago , Billy Flynn , played by Richard Gere...

Of course when in the jail, Roxie faced a rivalry from Velma Kelly "Catherine Zeta-Jones" .. Another murderer who wants to be "innocent" ... and also a client of Flynn..

In the end.. Flynn helped both of them to be "innocent" and they both started their quest to be the best singer in Chicago...

Well... at first they didn't succeed... often got kicked out of the interview room..

Then they teamed up together and sealed the title as the Hot Honey of Chicago ..

Here's their movie ending performance , "The Hot Honey Rag" :

Well... If you love women kicking legs.. women wearing little clothes dancing on stage ( no sex scene though ) ... And if you love jazz.. This is the show for you, dude ..

Wednesday, 26 December 2007

Baby Breakfast !

Home cooked .. and damn yummy !

I haven't name this shit yet , but it taste marvelous !!


Basically it's just potato and barbecued pork .. which are thinly sliced before they are bbq-ed !

Feel free to ask me to cook this baby for you ... ( you pay for the ingredients though ! )

Tuesday, 25 December 2007

Christmas !!!

Wow.... It's Christmas today !!

Freaking hell , huh ?!

but sad news for me and my beloved Snow White ...

Apparently her new BBQ shop isn't set to be opened by Christmas and .... well.... business just can't get started ~

Sigh ... Never mind.. we still got Chinese New Year !! Huh ?!

Whatever.... Lot's of things to get the business kicking has yet been started...

Drinks menu are currently being planned.. Shop's are getting renovated... and, well... just let the news about "the BBQ shop" flows among the people in Sungai Petani ~~

Thursday, 20 December 2007

Holiday in Langkawi ...

Well... Here I am, blogging some shits while sending a huge email to my sis..

Damn.... Why is her "Sastera Cina" file so damn huge ~~

I almost freak out liao.....
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?! @@

WTfish ?!

Whatever.... I just came back from Penang island after got stuck there for 1 hour ... apparently some freako's car was broken on the bridge ~~~

Whatever is it my friends and Girlfriend ~

I'll be taking home some chocs for you ~~

Wish me a happy holiday ... :)

Monday, 17 December 2007

What they have said so far ~~~

Fletcher: Scare lih?XD
Ramli: swt~ok ok,forget what I said..
Fletcher: Fire me?You havent try my super cane yet!Wanna hav a taste of it??Want?!
Ramli: Talk somemore I will fire u all!!
Ramli: All shut up ok??
Pn See: Aiyo Mr fletcher, i never know u know how to use 'pai seh' one leh.......geng...wan kopi? sedap o~
Pn. Teoh: Nvm... at least i didn't do any Physics mistakes here.... HEheheeh ~~~
落叶: Impossible teacher will write here la, dun nid check grammar mistake oso know la Fletcher: Teacher cant do mistake is it?Paiseh,that time typed too fast XD
Anizat: Hoi budak!Nak kena potong rambut lagi kah? XD
Hoh: I wan u to TRY!!!!!!!!!
Pn. Teoh: Haiyo... Let the students speak their own right la !
Kathirasan: Dono XD
Fletcher: WTF are this blog for?

I want more money !!!

Recently I'm finding myself more and more stingy..

For what reason I'm so damn stingy ? I also dunno...most probably I've started to understand the hardship of earning money..

Examples of my "kiam-ku" ( an excerpt from our two famous Miss Lim ) behaviour ...

  1. I make my own burger meat. By using the burger meat i made+burger bun+tomato slices+cabbage .. I'm capable of feeding myself ( up to a very full extent ) with only RM2.50 !
  2. I'll only buy milk from Econsave, which is only +/- RM 3.70 per box !! As compared to RM 4.40 in Tesco and Giant... SHIT ~
  3. I quit drinking Milo ... ( honestly it's an expensive drink compared to coffee )
  4. I bathed only twice a day ... ( only during windy weathers !! )
  5. I picked a spot in my house where I don't need to switch on the light to study ..
  6. I plant my own peanuts as snacks .. ( damn those peanuts... they growed damn slow !!! )
So.... I'm pretty stingy huh ??

You rate it !

Sunday, 9 December 2007

Busy and tired ...

Sorry guys..

Recently i got a lot's of things to do ...

Let me list a few :

  1. Make home-made burger .. ( they taste better than Big Mac )
  2. Make fish fingers ..
  3. Make cappuccino ..
  4. Keep up with study schedule ... ( yet I'm still lagging behind !! )
  5. Working out things for my biology project ~~
  6. Played badminton !!
Walao eh...

Tired , very very tired ..

I remember CrowKing asked me to teach him how to organize a time table...
Well, Crowking ... apparently I'm also being engulfed by my own time... How should i teach you ??

Anyway ... a busy person is a happy person , I had to admit that...

Being busy made me feel occupied... I felt as if this life is very meaningful to me .. buahahaha ...

As if I'm a philosopher .... Shit ~

Ok.. It's bed-time dude ... gotta go ~~

Thursday, 6 December 2007

Maglev Wind Turbine

As usual, I wake up... I bath... I had Indonesian coffee and I browse the net...

Then one thing struck my mind...

If Global Warming continues : I won't be able to enjoy Java coffee anymore ~~

Since Indonesian coffees are made of Arabica bean : Bean grown on high altitude ..

If global warming continues, temperature on those hilly mountains will continue to rise ..

And my Kopi will be gone !!!!?!?!!!!!!


No, i won't let that happen ..

Now there's only 2 ways left ..

1st : Promote anti-global warming ..
2nd : Beg Samuel Law to breed genetically modified Arabica coffee plants so that they can be grown at my garden ...

....... Looks like 1st choice is more practical , as what my friend Samuel will do is clone some office lady to accompany him ... :P

( Sorry Samuel , I really feel like saying it now !! Buahahaha !! )

So, i surfed the net and found this giant :


Buahaha ~~ It's called Maglev wind turbine.. drawn at full scale.

Compare it with conventional wind turbine which is located at the right , it looks kinda weird though ...

( Looks like a shit bucket with ventilation system to spread the odor throughout the city ... enuf crapz , babi .. continue )

Ok.. A small intro for this wind turbine :

It reduce operating cost to only 50% of conventional wind turbine ( the type that looked like a kipas )

It has 20% more generating capacity ...

It has already been planned in US and China ... ( hope Samuel get to see it in US and forget about OL ) ..

It has an estimated life-time of.......... 500 years (wtf ?! ==" my cucu's cucu's cucu still can enjoy Kopi )

It operates well even with wind capacity of only
1.5 m/s to 40 m/s ...

Gonna love this wind turbine !!

It's going to bring me more Java coffee !!

Yipeeee !!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, 5 December 2007

New Header ... Hope you readers enjoy it ..


After hunting for a while.... ( and i wanna ease my Christmas frenzy ) ..

I've decided to go Christmas frenzy..

Pardon me for my poor photoediting style...

Here's the original photos :


Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Pig Lord is BACK !!!

Before I start, i would like to apologize to all my readers who has been wondering where the hell is this MAD PIG !

Well, apparently.. Some block-head has stolen my telephone cable last month ...

and, i lost internet connection ... :(

I lost internet traffic... I lost revenue... and i lost precious time to promote this damn blog !!!

Damn that blog head !!

And most of all .... DAMN YOU !! TM-NET !!!

I lost my cable connection and you guys came only after one damn long month !!!!


Seriously , I'm thinking of changing over to Celcom 3G Broadband plan...

Reason : Copper price shoot up high recently .. Cable stealing has never been an easier way to earn some illegal income ...

Anyway... I've receive complain about the heading of this blog... The human-pig ..

Well, don't worry and stay tuned.. I'm now pirating hunting for some new graphics and stay TUNED !!!!!

Friday, 9 November 2007

Which advertising company to join ??

Well, i see that many of my friends had already started doing advertising stuff on their blogs ..

Here i would like to publish a small and comprehensive guide for you all on which advertising agent is the best :

My top recommendation will be the internet giant,

Google Adsense ..

How it works :

1 . CPC Ads... Basically it's like they will require you to install ads code on your blog's template. Then they'll scan through your blog's content for any keywords.. Which will be used to pair suitable ads to your blog ! When someone clicks on these ads, you'll get paid !!

How they pay :

By cheque : You'll only get paid when your earnings exceeds US $ 100 .. They'll send you a cheque by mail and you need to go to a bank to withdraw the money. *WARNING* Banks will charge you some fees to withdraw those money ..

How good do they pay :

Well.... in overall ... They pay is positive. After all... They pay in US dollar...
Our Malaysian economy will not progress any further in my opinion, and we'll still "enjoy" the 1 dollar = +/- RM 3.50 rate ...

Second recommendation :

Nuffnang !!

How they work :

Basically it's kinda complicated here ... I would suggest you all to go to their site and read the FAQ.

How they pay :

Similar to Adsense , by cheque... But they pay in RM.. and the banks will charge you around 1 or 2 ringgit only..

How good do they pay :

Hmm.... Depending on how popular your site is...
My blog for example, enjoys 50-90 unique visitors per day..
Using their campaign ads, where no one needs to click it for you to earn money ,
I can earn roughly RM 3.50 per week !!
A very very good site income for this blog to complement with Adsense ...
And they are paying more and more recently !!

Click here to go to Nuffnang !!!

Third recommendation :


How they work :

Hmm.... Also like Adsense : CPC Ads... ( Cost-Per-Click )
Your blog will be served with ads that have higher pay if your blog is popular !

How do they pay :

By cheque also... But the good thing as compared to Adsense is they pay you when your earnings reached USD 10 minimum !!

A very very good advantage over Adsense ...

They well do they pay :

For those who have only 20+ unique visitors a day ... The pay is like USD 0.02 per click..
For those who have only 50+ unique visitors a day ( like me , hehe... ) The pay is around USD 0.10 per click ...
And the rate keep on increasing untill USD 1.00 per click ... ( No lies here... )

Wednesday, 7 November 2007

Parasitic toungue...


Look at this dead fish...

At its tongue..

This is a special parasitic-hosts relationship ..

The parasite attach to the fish first..

Then it sucks on the fish's tongue's blood...

Soon, the tongue lost all the nutrition and eventually dies out...

But the parasite continues to grow..

Finally... the parasite mimic the fish's tongue..

It attaches itself to the mouth muscle and the fish can control it as a tongue. !!!

Amazing !!

Malaysian Men ... they sucks...

Malaysia men really sucks...

Yes i mean it...

First , they like to kiss their kris... or sword they call...

But hey ! Where are their sexual instinct ?!
Sudah tak boleh tegak ar your kotek ?
Untill you go kiss your kiss ?!

Look at this lady.... We can know how sexually advanced are the Caucasians...

Then let's look at our youth ...

First , they like to remp-it on their lousy motors..


Then .. they got bored and whack some orangutan on it...

WTF ?!

Then let's look at smokers in Malaysia ...

...... pathetic...

They smoke and smoke ..

And their chili lost their stiffness by 40s...

LOL ~ Pathetic !!!

Tuesday, 6 November 2007

Sigh ...

Physic oh physic...

How to tackle you effectively ...

I hentam you with many exercise..

You still didn't fall in love with me...

I memorized your formulae ..

You say that I'm too baby face...

Damn you la...

Next strategy .. : " I'm going to rape you this holiday until you lost your sexual instinct !!! "


For my 5 As !

I'll rape you !!!!

Rape you like a fucking bitch until you kneel before me and surrender !!!


Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Sugar Apple

Any of you seen this fruit before ??


HaHa .. I know ..

In your mouth you are saying : Lim Kim !!

Muahaha !!

Yes .. They are Lim Kim !

But how are you going to describe it to a Caucasian ?!

Are you going to say : " Er.. Do you know that kind of fruit with an alligator's skin ?"

Caucasian : " What the hell !! Alligator skin ?! .. Oh my .. Malaysian sucks ! They are too addicted to animal skin until they plant alligator skin on fruits ?! "

Damn you all who failed our Visit Malaysia 2007 !!

Actually it is called a sugar apple !!

It is a native of the Carribean !

Unebelieveable !!

Carribean to Malaysia !!

Wohoo !!

Why humans in Malaysia have NEP ..

but fruits don't have NFP ?

Tuesday, 30 October 2007

Nice Chair..

Buy one for your house in future ..

I think it is designed and made in China ~

Monday, 29 October 2007

Pig Nation

Once upon a time...

Long before human ruled the Earth ...

A powerful species is controlling all the organisms on Eath ~

They are the PIG ~

They live loyally under the rule of His Highness Babilord MahMud a.k.a. MaH Hai Hai Shah a.k.a. Babi Stalin ~

communists pig

Or know as Piggy Butoh ~

And formed a powerful feudal nation ...

Guarded by the Kotek Pig Army !

However ... Humans invented a powerful technique ~

Hunting ~

And then begun to wipe out the Pig Nation's power ~

The pigs did put up a powerful fight ~

Under the command of Hang Babi ..


However human proves too strong...

Even Babi Tuah was hunted down ..

Monster Pig

Babi Jebat was shot and hang up high ...


Babi Kasturi was turned into roast pork when fighting ..


Babi Tun Perak was turned into a semi-human female pig ~

Just some lousy jokes for you guys to laugh ..

Nothing sensitive, ok ?

HaHaHa ~~

Long live the Babis !

Sunday, 28 October 2007

My childhood memory with Lasy ..

Has any of you played this toy before ?

I mean Lasy ..

A toy that looks like Lego.. But has more room for you to express your creativity !

I believe some of you all may think that I'm just a home boy boy ..

Never play .. Never joke..

everyday just sit at home and sucks milk ..

Panda Milking

When i was a kid .. I used to be a very naughty boy !

One day my mom was cooking at the back..

I took out the Lasy toy and started making some sort of bird that look like this Lasy model :


Then i arrange the ducklings on the staircase ..

row by row i arrange them ..

Haha.. Then i show off my duck parade to my mom !

LOL ~ My mom was like "fainted" !

Haha !

She says : " Ah boy ar !! Go do your 'gong ke' la !! Stop playing with ducks here !! "


LOL ~ art piece not appreciated .. haha ~

Friday, 26 October 2007

My boring chat with some unknown in

Gila Babi: damn boring ~
26 Oct 07, 07:02 PM
Gila Babi: yup..
26 Oct 07, 07:02 PM
Gila Babi: sigh ...
26 Oct 07, 07:02 PM
Illarius: Damn, stil boring.
26 Oct 07, 07:02 PM
Illarius: Haha!
26 Oct 07, 07:02 PM
Gila Babi: ... you win !
26 Oct 07, 07:01 PM
Gila Babi: (boring) x 10^9999999999999
26 Oct 07, 07:01 PM
Illarius: Boringus Infinitium.
26 Oct 07, 07:01 PM
Gila Babi: BORINGx10^99999999999999999
26 Oct 07, 07:01 PM
Illarius: Teraboring.
26 Oct 07, 07:01 PM
Gila Babi: gigaboring
26 Oct 07, 07:00 PM
Illarius: Super boring.
26 Oct 07, 06:59 PM
Gila Babi: boring ~~

Starbucks : America's Biggest Drug Dealer (PART 2)

Sorry for the long delay for Part 2 ...

Starbucks is really a drug selling company !

Their coffees are some sort of damn drug !!

They had corrupted the mind of Playboy's Boss Hugh Hefner !!!

So much that he ordered the filming of a movie titled : Women Of Starbucks..

Ok ...
I know due to my damn stupid talking behaviour where most of my topic is about sex...
I know some of you must be thinking that I've watch this movie before !
Which in fact... I don't ! And I've no interest for AngMoh !!

Ok ... I'm revealing the pics .. Censored to ensure that this Blog is still clean and healthy !


Ok ..
Basically from the synopsis .. It's just a movie where you get lot's of female barista stripping their Starbucks apron for you ..

Just found it out from Wikipedia : Women model who worked for Starbucks get a monthly pay of USD 25,000 and also a brand new sport car painted in pink !

No wonder girls love to work for Playboy ~

Monday, 22 October 2007

I miss all of them !!!

Argh !!

I just challenge myself to stick my ass to the chair in my study room for 1 hour !

Yes !! I did it !!

No toilet !

No refilling my Chinese tea !!

Not even half an inch away from the sitting board of my chair !!

HaHa !!

I did it !

1 hour !! Yahoo !!!

Next target is 1.30 hours..

MuaHaHaHa !!

Suddenly i'm missing some special stuff from my friends in form 5...

I'm missing PuBoh Ling's Tiramisu ~

I'm missing Samuel Law @ WTF's cold jokes as well as his preference for OL ~

I'm missing JJ's unpredictable behaviour ~

I'm missing Dr Lee's self laughing moment ~

I'm missing Ah Chok's water gun guerilla war fare experience a.k.a. " peeing in school compund but ! not the toilet !!"


Look at the right hand side kid's pose..

So "yao yeng" !!


Sunday, 21 October 2007

Appreciating this blog..

Green Latte has already reached it's 140th post !!

Yay !!

At April 11 2007 .. I started this blog with my first post : First Post !!

And since then... by now it has been viewed by 7657 visitors !!


And I'm going to keep on blogging no matter what the hell is going on !



I wanna thanks Google and Blogger for providing me huge traffic and free blogging experience !!


Every Body !!

Move your hands and stick your ass on your chairs and start studying !!


Friday, 19 October 2007

I'm a minishorts ?!

I took's test about what type of Malaysian Blogger am i ..

The result :

Congratulations Gila Babi, you are...

minishorts of

You are outgoing, direct, smart, pretty, and a definite go-getter. You are frank, a little too frank perhaps that sometimes you get on people's nerves and make them very upset. If people attack you, you hit back with triple the force without blinking because you are the kind of person who knows exactly what you are talking about or else you wouldn't talk about it. Your quick-thinking is what makes you special. You are an elitist.

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

Shopping For Clothes With Your Girl Friend ...


I know many of you guys are still single..

Many of you guys have girl friend but never went shopping for clothes with them..

HaHa.. I'm going to share my experience with you dudes and nerds today .. MuaHaHa !!

Ok , at Thursday .. I went for my dinner with Snow White and Snow White's mommy ... ( I'm going to give her a nickname soon.. wanna discuss with Snow White 1st .. )

Then her mommy gave me a task : Escort the pretty Snow White to Centre Square ~

Sweat... Panic liao ... But never mind.. I keep cool and take up the task ..

HaHa.. So she drop us at the shopping mall and there we go...

Babi : Hm... skirts ar.. Go BeBe la.. quite nice ~

Snow White : =.=" ... BeBe expensive one.. dun wan lar ..

Babi : O...

Snow White : we walk around and see see first lar ...

Babi : Ok Ok...

So we walked pass a shop and Snow White just rush in ...

Babi : ==" , the stock here not suitable lar..

Snow White : See see first lar..

Then come a lao yi ...

Lao Yi : Hello girl .. what are you looking for ??

Snow White : Er... I'm looking for .. &^%$(+_)+_(*^%$#^$#@$%&)(_ .....

That lao yi took out some really "Lao Yi" pattern de stuff...

Babi : =.="

Snow White : O ... O... O...

Babi : Er .. Aunty ar.. We go survey other shop 1st har.. *pulled Snow White's hand and walked out*

Then we walk walk walk ... see see see... test test test test test ...

Finally we reached one shop where she tried a few ..

MuaHaha ... Finally the reward come..

I get to see my pretty Snow WHite in a good range of clothes... MuaHaHa ..

Never know she can be so pretty !!

HaHa !!

Although a bit tired ... but then again .. getting the chance to see your girl friend becoming a fashion model is a great experience !!

Moreover .. going out for outings like this also helps me to understand Snow White's preference as well as the suitable size of clothings !


- Experience
- Understand her taste
- Know her clothes size ..

Best of all.. You'll learn to appreciate her more as well ~

Er... dunno how to express much on this .. go experience it yourself !

The closest illustration i can give you is .... You'll feel like falling in love with your girl friend .. again ~

Hm... quite abstract too ~

* Sin Hui said I'm elligible to win The Best Boy Friend in SMK Ibrahim award ..

Dear ... do you think i'm suitable for that prize ar ??
HaHa .. I'm so be pai se ~ =.="

Thursday, 18 October 2007

18/10/07 - Boring.. And worried..

Sigh ... Such a fine boring day ..

In fact 100% boring..

The only thing that cheered me up is the morning Mathematics tuition ~

Sigh ..

Exam coming so soon... kinda .. No , in fact , it's very very very worried ~

I don't want to fail my Physics again !!!!! No more fail !!!!

Wednesday, 17 October 2007

A Problem Regarding Village Mall of Sungai Petani

Do you people know why is it delayed for opening after so many days and weeks ?

Well, i just received a news... "not sure about it's authenticity"

Apparently , the local council of Majlis Perbandaran Sungai Petani wants a sweetes coffee from the developer..

With a cup of sweet coffee and some sweet tea.. They will provide them with an O.C.

What the hell la...

Quickly get it opened so that i can have a good place to kill my time when i feel like going for a date !!

- the Malacca trip's continuation part has to be delayed... As I've ran out of bandwidth in Flickr !
- Snow White is back in town ... time to go for a happy date again !! yay !! Love you, Snow White !!

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

The Trip To Melaka - Part 1

Hello everybody !!

I'm just back from Malacca ! Sorry for the state of negligence regarding this blog ~

Anyway, I'm going to blog about my trip to Malacca recently .. And I'm going to divide it into a few parts since there are too many things to blog about !!

Ok ..

On the day we departed .. I'm damn worried about the traffic congestions on the PLUS highway and also the weather !

LOL ~ I know some of you might not believe it, but I've drive from Bidor to Sungai Buloh on the way to Malacca !!

Yes !! And I've drive untill 110 km/h !!

LOL ~ Dun believe me ar ? I show you pictures :

Muahaha !!

As for lunch, we drop by at Bidor ..

A small town in southern Perak .

Man, they have the best WanTan Noodles in Malaysia !!!

Yes !! They do !!

And their WanTan is simply marvelous !!

Imagine having 2 huge prawns in your wantan... Both unchopped.. Both still in perfect shape !!

And best of all ... one plate of noodle.. lot's of char siew... lot's of ChoiSam.. And a bowl of wantan with 3 wantan in it ..

............................................ they costs only RM 2.50 !!

Yet, they are still the best WanTan Mee in Malaysia !!

LOL ~~ So happy !

Then we continued our journey to Malacca and stopped by at Sungai Buloh rest station ..

That place ar..... didn't really impress me...

Although they have Burger King...

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Dunkin Doughnuts...

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Baskin Robins...

Picture 013

KFC ...

Picture 009


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and some old photos and good interior design..

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They still lack the kick that I get from eating Bidor's WanTan mee... !!


Then .. we continued our journey.. However, dad's driving now..

However.. we are low on fuel..

So we stop by at a small town called Rembau ..

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Look at the huge amount of ppl waiting for refueling....

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and finally .......

Malacca !!!

Thursday, 11 October 2007

Damn Bitch or Monster who stole my girl friend's phone ...


So damn shocked when i suddenly receive a message from Snow White telling me that her phone was stolen !!

Damn Malay who wanna balik kampung ~

Go back take duit raya ok liao la !!

No need to take handphone raya !!

I curse you this damn monster or bitch ..

To die on your way home from raya ~

best of all you head got smashed up by a bus..

Your gut is littered all over..

Your wife got raped by people ..

Your son got butchered by some upper class monster !

You lost your penis !!

You lost your breast !!

And best of all !!



11/10/07 - Rainy day ...

Global warming is really hitting us !

Yesterday was the eve of "KaoOngYiah" or the "9 Emperors Festival" ..

For the past few years ... I've noticed that on the eve of this festival, it would be a damn rainy day !

However .. for this year, the rain starts on the morning of the first day of the festival !!

OMG ~ One day late ... it's (global warming) really coming liao !!

But whatever it is .. I went to the wet market of UTC today.

I whack some fatty meat for Snow White, then bought some really beautiful tomatoes from Wen Feng's dad's stall ..

Man, he really sells tomatoes of the best quality only , and they are damn cheap !! 6 round and firm and red tomatoes for only 1.50 ringgit !!

Then i shop for some soya milk , taufufa and also hokkien mee !

So for today's breakfast, it's hokkien mee and Neslo ( fusion of Milo and Nescafe ) !!

breakfast 11 october 2007

Man, all thanks to my Sony camera you guys get to see some pics on this blog ... If you guys want more pics , then do as i told you guys !! LOL ~

10 - 10 - 07 = happy !!

Hahah !!

Today is such a happy day !!

Experiment at school is a success.. although i was so dizzy after 1 and a half hours of staring at the microscope !

Then , not much homework is given , cool !!

Pn Liew left our school d.. well , i'm not happy nor unhappy about this ~
People come and people go...
It's a natural law !

Then at afternoon we went to centre square !
I ordered a damn small cup of Old Town coffee .. like cocktail only ~

( Yap , we shud have took photo of the damn coffee )

Then we go on playing some unknown sports on the top floor !

Cool !! I never hang out in that kind of place .. !! ( I'm good boy mah )

Then we went to watch cellphones .. and then went straight home !

HUahuahua !!

It's been a long time since i had such a care-free lepak day ..

I love it .. and it's definitely refreshing !

BTW, our ANGKASAWAN is floating in space now..
Pretty emotional when the Soyuz space-craft took flight..
But it also shows our Boleh Semangat by sacrificing a man to space as an offering for Ti Kong ( god of sky in hokkien ) !

Whatever it is .. life goes on and exam is coming soom.

Honey is taking her As exam tommorow .. very nervous for her..
Feel like taking that exam for her ..
Goodluck, honey !! Gambatte !!

Tuesday, 9 October 2007

9/10/2007 - Not a happy day..

World !!

Today is a bad day for me..

Questions sent... No answers..

Taken a good thought of it... No answers..

Thinking of doing crazy things... but dare not do it..

Wanted to drink latte.. but ran out of milk ...

Wanted to ponteng school... but felt that i'll be a phaggot if i do..

Wanted to talk .. but was ignored since the beginning of the day...




Any help coming ??

Monday, 8 October 2007

I'm short ... but ...

but ... So What ?!

I admit .. I admit I'm short , but SO WHAT ?!

I just slightly more than 164 cm .. yes , I'm just that "tall" ..
but then again... SO WHAT ?!

I'm neither tall, attractive, nor handsome ... but then again... SO WHAT ?!

Short men all over the world shared one same common factor .. No mate !

Yeah .. Somehow , female's fondness of the male's physical aspect as shifted from big-ass to tall height or $ ~

To all the short men in the world, i would like to share my mom's advise to me every time i ask her why am i so short back in primary school :

"Son, the other boys are tall.. But then, so what ?! Are you worried of can't getting a girlfriend ? Or are you feeling insulted ? Don't be sad ... Because , even if their tall, SO WHAT ?! Many of them just ended up as mechanics or cashiers in supermarket or even just a normal guy .. "

"Son, a man's value is not judged by his height... It is judged by the number of things that he had done that had taken people's breath... You know ? Those great things done by great people all over the world ...every then and now.. "

"Every time a person insulted your height .. talk to yourself, SO WHAT ? "

Mom is a wonderful person, although she only has a diploma, she's so wise to be able to talk me into things like this ...


Damn it ... SO DAMN WHAT ?!!??!?!?!!!!!!!!




YES !! I DON'T !!



However , my relationship with her might end if i don't reach at least 170cm...

Short men all over the world... sorry..

cause this time... i can't say "SO DAMN WHAT?!" anymore..

She's far too important to me...

Any suggestions for me ??....

Hormones ? Steroids ? Drugs ? Operation ?

Anything that can bring me to that height will do...

Just make sure that it won't cut short my life for more than 10 years...



Because .......



Because .......


Saturday, 6 October 2007

Desperate Bitches...

I came across this news report yesterday.. It was about the damn a**hole American sit-com : Desperate Housewife.


In the new season's premiere on Sunday, Susan went for a medical check-up. She was shocked to know that the doctor suggested her that she may be going through a menopause.

"Listen, Susan, I know the word "menopause" has negative connotations.. Bla Bla Bla..." the gynae tells Susan.

"OK, before we go any further, can i check these diplomas? Just to make sure that they don't come from some med schools in the Philippines ? " Susan fires back at the gynae.

What the hell la.. You DungHeaded Americans...
All you dudes know is just firing people..

Give it up, especially you these block-headed American Housewife..

America's basketball team is no longer dream team.. !!

Yankee troops are being blown up like tofu in Iraq !!

And American porn movies sucks !!
Japanese watermelons are much more better !!

* look, i'm just being sarcastic, I've already quit porn !!!*

Philippians doctors are some of the best oncologists in the world ( cancer specialists lar .. ) !

They are as capable as you Yankee dudes !!

Dung-headed yankees.. consider the sitcom as :

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Sorry ... Insulting the medical profession is a TABOO in a pig's world..

Friday, 5 October 2007

Bloggers who publish ads ...

Bloggers who publish ads are not unprofessional blogger..

Bloggers who publish ads are poor people ..

Bloggers who publish ads wants to earn some decent income from their baby blog..

Bloggers who publish ads are human too...

GilaBabi is also one of the poor bloggers...

GilaBabi hopes to earn some extra money so that it can dine in T.G.I. Fridays..


GilaBabi hopes to earn some money so that it can drink Starbucks Coffee...

*I'm the minimalist?!*

GilaBabi hopes to earn more so that it can buy itself a K550i ~

SE K550i

I am now an affiliates of Google Adsense , Nuffnang and Adverlets !!

Yes !!

And i write eveyday to give you all, my beloved readers something to kill your boredome ~
I love money , baby !!

Oh yes i do !! i do !!

Look, imagine one day..

You opened up your mailbox ..

And you see ... THESE :


text link ads reviewme corsarius cheque check


Bloody hell !!

LOL ~ What a relieve to see these cents accumulate everyday..

And they have finally arrive at your pocket !!

Wohoo !!

You understand what am i writing ??

I just want to tell the world..
Bloggers who publish ads are just as professional as those who don't..
Our blog content is highly competitive ..
And best of all, we are always working hard to boosts our blog's popularity !!

ViVa para blogger !!

Thursday, 4 October 2007

Mad Pig's Guide to Motel Success !!


I'm talking as if I'm an expert this this field !

Haha ~

On my previous post, I talked about how Malaysian loves sex.. And how much are they enjoying it !!


Now.. If you think of money making, motel is the thing !!

1st : Get yourself a building !!

Yup, every motel need a building ma ... Dude, don't ever ever ask your client to sleep on the street !!

Well... When it comes to building, make sure you get one that's not too luxurious !

Never pick one like this :


People come here to jolok , not to see your damn stupid chandeliers lar !!!

Ok, then you gotta paint your building like TunesHotel ..


Kuala Lumpur's budget hotel..

2nd : Put Proper Stuff Will Do !!!

Ok, remember ..

People come here just to jolok !!
Not to have coffee or watch TV !!
Not to swim too !!

They Just Want a Damn Place to JOLOK !!

All you need is a room like this :


3rd : Get a Good Maid Will Do !!

LOL ~ Look, the maid's job is just to clean up the Scene-of-Crime !!

OK ?

No point hiring maids like this (USD 50 per Day ) :

Sexy French Maid

Nor this ( 10000 yen per day) :


All you need is Kakak Mariah ( 100 rupiah a day !! ) :


Got it , dude ?

Oh ya..

4th Step ... : Put on a Condom Machine !

Get a condom machine in your motel, dude..


Support safe sex.. Curb AIDS..

Together, we can make this world a better place..
-a community service message from GreenLatte-

That's all you ever need for your damn motel !!

You earn your money, your client has place to jolok ~

We got a win-win situation here !!

Wednesday, 3 October 2007

Malaysian .. has happy sex !!

Maybe I'm a little slow to report this on my blog ..

But some of you may not know..

Malaysians are having happy sex !!


Survey: 62% lead exciting sex lives

KUALA LUMPUR: Four in five Malaysians have sex on a weekly basis, and 35% actually “do it” three times or more.

With those figures, Malaysia is already head and shoulders above the rest of the world when it comes to frequency, as globally, only 67% make love every week while a measly 10% actually “do it” three times a week or more.

Wow... 3 times and more.

Very hebat meh ?

I mean three times... Well, perhaps those who take parts in the survey are in their 40s..

as many as 31% still felt uncomfortable telling their partners what they want.


That's pretty sad huh ?!

Have hubby or wifey but no happy sex..

What a pity ~

Don't worry !!

Our childrens are of the new breed type.. Super Hiao :


and we've got good news here !!

Malaysia Expected To Achieve Millennium Development Goals On HIV/AIDS

PUTRAJAYA, Oct 1 (Bernama) -- Malaysia is expected to achieve the Millennium Development Goals on HIV/Aids after the government's programmes to reduce the spread of the disease have begun to yield positive results, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said Monday.

The deputy prime minister said that the long-term effects of the methadone replacement therapy, exchange of syringes and anti-rectroviral treatment programmes were expected be seen by 2010.

"If this is achieved, Malaysia is expected to achieve the Millennium Development Goals in three target areas, namely reducing child and maternal mortality and the spread of HIV," he told reporters after chairing a meeting of the Cabinet Committee on Aids here.

Of the 5,800 new cases detected last year, 32 per cent contracted the disease through sex.
This is good as soon, it'll be rare for us to spot any AIDS patient..

If we do, cabinet.. Please send them to :

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Well, cause by having less AIDS patient, a new boom to the local entrepreneurs is coming !


Yes, condoms... brothels... prostitution...

And to those who wanna invest,

I suggest you dude open up a motel..

it's gonna be great !

*coming soon*
The Pig's Guide for Opening Up a Motel