*NOTE : It's all just for fun, ok ?? Dear feminists ~ don't get upset cause of my Babi-ish post ya ?? LOL ~
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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Yeah Yeah Yeah... Girls always win !!
Just read the puking comics below and you'll know why girl always win ~~~
*NOTE : It's all just for fun, ok ?? Dear feminists ~ don't get upset cause of my Babi-ish post ya ?? LOL ~
*NOTE : It's all just for fun, ok ?? Dear feminists ~ don't get upset cause of my Babi-ish post ya ?? LOL ~
Wednesday, 30 April 2008
Sunday, 30 March 2008
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
An Epical Adventure On the Snowy Hill of Ibrahim
Ok .. Today sucks !
I have to admit ... especially this afternoon's St. John meeting ..
Simply... "fuckish"
I'll use a classic "10,ooo BC" style to depict my epical adventure today...
Me are people of Ibrahim ... Me strong and good in hunting .. Me lives by the command of The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" and "Fao Fao"
Today in the afternoon ... our great hunter Nur Nur is not in charge of our hunting expedition..
Fau Fau .. the second most powerful people of our tribe leads our hunting day.
But Fau Fau is very buzi... so she has to do her work while we the little hunter go hunting on our own.. With Hao Hao as our temporary chieftain.
As we hunt.. A monster is waiting nearby ...
That monster ... big and old and blue in color ... disguised himself like a plant and we, the hunter, don't care what the hell is he... be it plant or monster.
Then .. as we hunt more... another monster come... and big monster appear...
So we have two monster now...
One monster .. Old and blue and has four eyes... He comes with two round leg and travels fast. But some times he has leg like us.
Second monster. Short and fierce. Me mean that monster beli short. Beli beli short. Has black eye ring. Like to scold people before asking then eat people.
Monster one see Hao Hao not veli strong and want to eat us. So monster one started attacking some of our fellow hunters first.
But that monster two. Monster two very scary. Our tribe scare of him. But we work as a team. We can hunt him back.
We let monster two scold and attack first untill he is tired too... actually i'm tired and sick of looking at his face that looks like a drug abuser too.. Hao Hao also wants to hunt him down but no power.
So me retreat to one corner like a cucumber and pick up my phone and call The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" .. but "Nur Nur" not around and busy with her children's tuition.
So i called The Second Most Greatest Hunter : Fao Fao.
Fao Fao pick up her white and shining spear and charge towards the monsters.
Fao Fao wise and strong. Can kick-ass and send the two monster back to their nest.
So .. the tribal people on the Ibrahim Hill lives peacefully ever after...
I have to admit ... especially this afternoon's St. John meeting ..
Simply... "fuckish"
I'll use a classic "10,ooo BC" style to depict my epical adventure today...
Me are people of Ibrahim ... Me strong and good in hunting .. Me lives by the command of The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" and "Fao Fao"
Today in the afternoon ... our great hunter Nur Nur is not in charge of our hunting expedition..
Fau Fau .. the second most powerful people of our tribe leads our hunting day.
But Fau Fau is very buzi... so she has to do her work while we the little hunter go hunting on our own.. With Hao Hao as our temporary chieftain.
As we hunt.. A monster is waiting nearby ...
That monster ... big and old and blue in color ... disguised himself like a plant and we, the hunter, don't care what the hell is he... be it plant or monster.
Then .. as we hunt more... another monster come... and big monster appear...
So we have two monster now...
One monster .. Old and blue and has four eyes... He comes with two round leg and travels fast. But some times he has leg like us.
Second monster. Short and fierce. Me mean that monster beli short. Beli beli short. Has black eye ring. Like to scold people before asking then eat people.
Monster one see Hao Hao not veli strong and want to eat us. So monster one started attacking some of our fellow hunters first.
But that monster two. Monster two very scary. Our tribe scare of him. But we work as a team. We can hunt him back.
We let monster two scold and attack first untill he is tired too... actually i'm tired and sick of looking at his face that looks like a drug abuser too.. Hao Hao also wants to hunt him down but no power.
So me retreat to one corner like a cucumber and pick up my phone and call The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" .. but "Nur Nur" not around and busy with her children's tuition.
So i called The Second Most Greatest Hunter : Fao Fao.
Fao Fao pick up her white and shining spear and charge towards the monsters.
Fao Fao wise and strong. Can kick-ass and send the two monster back to their nest.
So .. the tribal people on the Ibrahim Hill lives peacefully ever after...
Sunday, 17 February 2008
Vibrators Aren't Cheap ! Bloody Hell !!
Oh my god... I'm into science porn again !!!!
This time , science porn and economics porn !!!
Damn it !!
Well... today's product to be discussed is this :
Well... I'm going to analyse every single bit of it to you..
No.1 : The length of the vibrator.
Ok.. the dimension of this particular vibrator is 21cm x 3.5cm x 4cm .. That's a good size for women of all size !!
21 cm is more than enough to send an Asian woman of height around 165cm to heaven !
Diameter is acceptable.. since it's vibrating (as it's name suggest) , you should allocate some space for it to vibrate anyway..
No.2 : Shape of the vibrator.
I gotta tell you.. the designer must be a gynae !!
YES he is !!!!!!
Let's look at this MRI scan 0f a woman having sex with a man ..
Now be a good observer and compare how the penis arch and how the vibrator arch...
It simply hit the G-spot !!!!
No. 3 : It has 3-speeed setting and a pulsating mode.
Well.. this function is good as it allows you to play according to your mode and libido ? haha..
No. 4 : The long handle of the vibrator..
COME ON .. think outside of the box !!
Vibrators can be applied onto nipples ... neck .. clitoris .. anal ... TOO !!
ZOMGWTF ?!
Did i said ANAL ?!
Sad to tell you in Malaysia any sexual activity involving your anal is ILLEGAL !
Don't try it.. ok ?
i mean... DON"T try it..
No. 5 : It's rechargeable...
That's good just in case you need it every day ? without the need to go to 7-11 to buy some fking batteries...
THE ONLY DOWNSIDE !!!!
IT's DAMN PRICEY !!!!
S$163.00 ...
Girls.. better wish this as Valentine's gift next year.. ok ?
( ask your partner to buy you one and tell him it saves him lotsa energy every night to keep you happy !! )
This time , science porn and economics porn !!!
Damn it !!
Well... today's product to be discussed is this :
Well... I'm going to analyse every single bit of it to you..
No.1 : The length of the vibrator.
Ok.. the dimension of this particular vibrator is 21cm x 3.5cm x 4cm .. That's a good size for women of all size !!
21 cm is more than enough to send an Asian woman of height around 165cm to heaven !
Diameter is acceptable.. since it's vibrating (as it's name suggest) , you should allocate some space for it to vibrate anyway..
No.2 : Shape of the vibrator.
I gotta tell you.. the designer must be a gynae !!
YES he is !!!!!!
Let's look at this MRI scan 0f a woman having sex with a man ..
Now be a good observer and compare how the penis arch and how the vibrator arch...
It simply hit the G-spot !!!!
No. 3 : It has 3-speeed setting and a pulsating mode.
Well.. this function is good as it allows you to play according to your mode and libido ? haha..
No. 4 : The long handle of the vibrator..
COME ON .. think outside of the box !!
Vibrators can be applied onto nipples ... neck .. clitoris .. anal ... TOO !!
ZOMGWTF ?!
Did i said ANAL ?!
Sad to tell you in Malaysia any sexual activity involving your anal is ILLEGAL !
Don't try it.. ok ?
i mean... DON"T try it..
No. 5 : It's rechargeable...
That's good just in case you need it every day ? without the need to go to 7-11 to buy some fking batteries...
THE ONLY DOWNSIDE !!!!
IT's DAMN PRICEY !!!!
S$163.00 ...
Girls.. better wish this as Valentine's gift next year.. ok ?
( ask your partner to buy you one and tell him it saves him lotsa energy every night to keep you happy !! )
Thursday, 31 January 2008
Super Funny Video for Super Tuesday !
Watch this American-style "negarakuku" that'll make you burst to laughter !
But at the same time.. it makes me wonder what will happen to Malaysia if we are given the equal amount of liberalism ... sigh .. what a mixture of joy and sadness....
God Bless Malaysia !!
Peace, Brother ~
Tuesday, 29 January 2008
The Best Way to Ward of Pervert From Your Blog by GreenLatte Infinitium Guide
I understand many bloggers especially female ones have a tough time keeping up their blogging habit due to perverts who invade their blog and made them lost their sense of security.
After giving a good thought of how can i actually scare them(perverts) away from my blog .. I've come up with 3 good ways :
First and one of the best way ! :
What do perverts actually look for on the net ? Usually pornography or pictures of beautiful and sexy young girls, right ??
Well... You give them the opposite, they'll go away naturally !
Yes !
They are like magnets !
Just change the poles and they go !
Pictures of fat and disgusting women are of the best ! Put them on the header and you'll keep them running away from your blog !!
Here's some examples ..
I bet this one sure scares them away like hell ! Haha !!
Anyway .. Be careful on the pictures you chose though .. Cause I've found one good example which may either scare them away or attract more of them. This is it !
So then again .. the best way is find pictures of these fat ugly women... show them to your male friends and put these pictures as the header of your blog !
Bet it's gonna work !!
No man's Batang will stand if they see such pictures !
Second Way :
Don't reveal that you are a girl ! If you can ..
I understand many of you wants to be feminist and reveal yourself as a girl ..
Many even posted tonnes and tonnes of cam-whored pics !
And then those damn perverts come and come ...
Your prince on the white horse .. however .. never come !
Hey Kid !! Wake up !! This is the Internet !! INTERNET !!!!!!!
Not some fucked up Disney Cartoon !! Nor "Enchanted" !!
Third Way :
Use vulgar words !
Yes... somehow perverts have the perception that women who are gentle and full of manners are beautiful and good..
Somehow .. the theory simply works that way for a pervert !
Imagine some pretty girls like Nicole Kidman said to you :"Hey you son of the bitch !! Fuck off !! Go chop of your own dick and eat it...!!"
What would you think ??
Will any man stood up their Batang ??
Impossible isn't it ?
So don't follow good mama's advice on the Internet.
Keep those nasty words flying all over your blog !!!!
That's all... Hope they work ! :)
After giving a good thought of how can i actually scare them(perverts) away from my blog .. I've come up with 3 good ways :
First and one of the best way ! :
What do perverts actually look for on the net ? Usually pornography or pictures of beautiful and sexy young girls, right ??
Well... You give them the opposite, they'll go away naturally !
Yes !
They are like magnets !
Just change the poles and they go !
Pictures of fat and disgusting women are of the best ! Put them on the header and you'll keep them running away from your blog !!
Here's some examples ..
I bet this one sure scares them away like hell ! Haha !!
Anyway .. Be careful on the pictures you chose though .. Cause I've found one good example which may either scare them away or attract more of them. This is it !
So then again .. the best way is find pictures of these fat ugly women... show them to your male friends and put these pictures as the header of your blog !
Bet it's gonna work !!
No man's Batang will stand if they see such pictures !
Second Way :
Don't reveal that you are a girl ! If you can ..
I understand many of you wants to be feminist and reveal yourself as a girl ..
Many even posted tonnes and tonnes of cam-whored pics !
And then those damn perverts come and come ...
Your prince on the white horse .. however .. never come !
Hey Kid !! Wake up !! This is the Internet !! INTERNET !!!!!!!
Not some fucked up Disney Cartoon !! Nor "Enchanted" !!
Third Way :
Use vulgar words !
Yes... somehow perverts have the perception that women who are gentle and full of manners are beautiful and good..
Somehow .. the theory simply works that way for a pervert !
Imagine some pretty girls like Nicole Kidman said to you :"Hey you son of the bitch !! Fuck off !! Go chop of your own dick and eat it...!!"
What would you think ??
Will any man stood up their Batang ??
Impossible isn't it ?
So don't follow good mama's advice on the Internet.
Keep those nasty words flying all over your blog !!!!
That's all... Hope they work ! :)
Friday, 18 January 2008
Should you give a gift to someone who forgot to ask you to his marriage ??
What will you do if something like that happens to you ??
Diu or no diu ??
To me ... it's diu !!
Not that the person is DIU ! .. We should also DIU that person by giving him a present anyway ..
BUT !!!!
Give the present in a *&^king way ...
Yes !! BABI !! YES !!
Why ?? Cause your friend suffers much too when he realize that you weren't invited... It's gonna be a terrible suffering for him/her to be worried all day long on the BIG DAY !! hahaha
Anyway... I'm gonna suggest you a few PRETTY GOOD ways to give your friend a gift :
1ST !!
Buy him a vibrator !! (only for male friends though ... )
Let him know that it's gonna be a great help since he won't last more than 10 minutes on the war-zone anyway ...
2ND !!
Buy him a family planning guide...
Tell him don't always work too much in the war-zone ..
3RD !!
Not a gift anyway .. More of a surprise !
Go to Jalan Bukit Bintang and hire one prostitute ..
Ask her to go to your friend's house one night when he is having a great fun with his newly-wed wife...
Then ask the prostitute to speak this dialog when she reached his house and ring his door bell and he comes out with his boxer half-worn with his wife following from the back:
"Abang ar... Lu kata mahu naik kuda saya malam ini ... Wa tak boleh tahan liao la... Wa mahu naik kuda sekalang la !!!! "
LOL ~~ This is definitely a great hit for him as he'll be missing a long time of !@#king session with his new wife .. :)
That's all , from Gila Babi today .. :)
Diu or no diu ??
To me ... it's diu !!
Not that the person is DIU ! .. We should also DIU that person by giving him a present anyway ..
BUT !!!!
Give the present in a *&^king way ...
Yes !! BABI !! YES !!
Why ?? Cause your friend suffers much too when he realize that you weren't invited... It's gonna be a terrible suffering for him/her to be worried all day long on the BIG DAY !! hahaha
Anyway... I'm gonna suggest you a few PRETTY GOOD ways to give your friend a gift :
1ST !!
Buy him a vibrator !! (only for male friends though ... )
Let him know that it's gonna be a great help since he won't last more than 10 minutes on the war-zone anyway ...
2ND !!
Buy him a family planning guide...
Tell him don't always work too much in the war-zone ..
3RD !!
Not a gift anyway .. More of a surprise !
Go to Jalan Bukit Bintang and hire one prostitute ..
Ask her to go to your friend's house one night when he is having a great fun with his newly-wed wife...
Then ask the prostitute to speak this dialog when she reached his house and ring his door bell and he comes out with his boxer half-worn with his wife following from the back:
"Abang ar... Lu kata mahu naik kuda saya malam ini ... Wa tak boleh tahan liao la... Wa mahu naik kuda sekalang la !!!! "
LOL ~~ This is definitely a great hit for him as he'll be missing a long time of !@#king session with his new wife .. :)
That's all , from Gila Babi today .. :)
Thursday, 10 January 2008
Hillary Clinton the Great !
Have any of you followed the American general election lately ??
This general election is very very very very exciting due to :
1. one highly likely chance the whole world is going to have a black man who is also the world's most powerful man.
2. one highly likely chance the whole world is going to have a woman who is also the world's most powerful woman ! The phrase "i am woman , hear me roar" is going to be literally true !!
3. one highly likely chance the whole world is going to have a priest who is also the world's most powerful priest and man of course !!
I'm extremely delighted to open up the newspaper to see that Hillary Clinton, wife of old Bill Clinton is leading the poll !!
Yippeee ... Gila Babi supports Hillary Clinton !! the nut-cracker ~
and Hillary the OMG ~
and Hillary the "i'm gonna have your head down my feet" !!
and also .. Hillary the hot wife of Old Clinton :)
whoever she is... she's still..
Hillary Clinton the Great !!
ViVa Hillary Clinton !!!!!!
This general election is very very very very exciting due to :
1. one highly likely chance the whole world is going to have a black man who is also the world's most powerful man.
2. one highly likely chance the whole world is going to have a woman who is also the world's most powerful woman ! The phrase "i am woman , hear me roar" is going to be literally true !!
3. one highly likely chance the whole world is going to have a priest who is also the world's most powerful priest and man of course !!
I'm extremely delighted to open up the newspaper to see that Hillary Clinton, wife of old Bill Clinton is leading the poll !!
Yippeee ... Gila Babi supports Hillary Clinton !! the nut-cracker ~
and Hillary the OMG ~
and Hillary the "i'm gonna have your head down my feet" !!
and also .. Hillary the hot wife of Old Clinton :)
whoever she is... she's still..
Hillary Clinton the Great !!
ViVa Hillary Clinton !!!!!!
Saturday, 5 January 2008
Ways to cool down...
Since I'm so angry..
I had to find ways to cool down my anger ..
1st solution for anger :
This one can really bring an angry pig down !!
I had to find ways to cool down my anger ..
1st solution for anger :
This one can really bring an angry pig down !!
Monday, 17 December 2007
What they have said so far ~~~
Fletcher: Scare lih?XD
Ramli: swt~ok ok,forget what I said..
Fletcher: Fire me?You havent try my super cane yet!Wanna hav a taste of it??Want?!
Ramli: Talk somemore I will fire u all!!
Ramli: All shut up ok??
Pn See: Aiyo Mr fletcher, i never know u know how to use 'pai seh' one leh.......geng...wan kopi? sedap o~
Pn. Teoh: Nvm... at least i didn't do any Physics mistakes here.... HEheheeh ~~~
落叶: Impossible teacher will write here la, dun nid check grammar mistake oso know la Fletcher: Teacher cant do mistake is it?Paiseh,that time typed too fast XD
Anizat: Hoi budak!Nak kena potong rambut lagi kah? XD
Hoh: I wan u to TRY!!!!!!!!!
Pn. Teoh: Haiyo... Let the students speak their own right la !
Kathirasan: Dono XD
Fletcher: WTF are this blog for?
Ramli: swt~ok ok,forget what I said..
Fletcher: Fire me?You havent try my super cane yet!Wanna hav a taste of it??Want?!
Ramli: Talk somemore I will fire u all!!
Ramli: All shut up ok??
Pn See: Aiyo Mr fletcher, i never know u know how to use 'pai seh' one leh.......geng...wan kopi? sedap o~
Pn. Teoh: Nvm... at least i didn't do any Physics mistakes here.... HEheheeh ~~~
落叶: Impossible teacher will write here la, dun nid check grammar mistake oso know la Fletcher: Teacher cant do mistake is it?Paiseh,that time typed too fast XD
Anizat: Hoi budak!Nak kena potong rambut lagi kah? XD
Hoh: I wan u to TRY!!!!!!!!!
Pn. Teoh: Haiyo... Let the students speak their own right la !
Kathirasan: Dono XD
Fletcher: WTF are this blog for?
Tuesday, 30 October 2007
Tuesday, 25 September 2007
This girl looked familiar ...
I remember seeing this girl somewhere...
I think...
I think...
And i think ~
Yes... I saw her on JJ's MSN display picture before !!
Well.. I found her picture on a random while surfing through the net...
And ....
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
"She" is .................................................... A BOY !! WTF ?!
A Japanese boy !!!!!
ARGH !!!!!!!
What happened to all the boys ?!
Tuesday, 18 September 2007
A must watch to laugh you mouth wide open !!
LOL ~ Stupid and funny ads !!
We'll discuss it in the comment section to see what's it about ~
Saturday, 15 September 2007
Anti-Rape Condom
I was reading Timothy Tiah's blog and stumbled upon this weird and bizzare creation : An anti-Rape Condom
Look at it ..
Scary isn't it ?
The company who developed it, RAPEX, said that it is to be placed inside a woman's vagina. When an attacker strike, it will bind to the rapist's cock !!
What the... And it is only removable be surgery !! Wow... That is one niece piece of hell !!
Having something like a monster's mouth stuck down there... Ouch !!
I'm curious .. So i checked on Wikipedia ..
It seems that this "weapon" is developed from a myth called "Vagina Dentata" , which means toothed vagina .. OMG ~
In North America, the Red Indians are very popular with the tale of Vagina Dentata , where a beautiful witch would attract men, have sex, and eat them using her v***** !!
Holy shit !!
Then in Vietnam, during the Vietnam War , woman who are working with the communists are implanted with glasses in their vagina. Justs to injure American soldiers !!
OMG.. Malaysian girls.. Don't be so cruel la..
Just buy yourself a parang ..
Or a handy Victorinox knife...
And go learn WuShu , karate, or whatever kitchen-chopping-self-defense from your mom..
Soon, you'll be able to do a nice clean cut on that part of man.. haha !!
And that saves doctor lot's of time to remove those anti-rape condom too !!
And men , even boys will be so desperate untill they ....
.... Barbi doll sale is going to shoot !!
Haha !!
*This Rape-Condom has one weakness compared to my anti-rape strategy... It doesn't work on virgin. Once a virgin wears it, their hymen will break, and Malaysia don't have Virgin anymore !!!!!!!!*
Look at it ..
Scary isn't it ?
The company who developed it, RAPEX, said that it is to be placed inside a woman's vagina. When an attacker strike, it will bind to the rapist's cock !!
What the... And it is only removable be surgery !! Wow... That is one niece piece of hell !!
Having something like a monster's mouth stuck down there... Ouch !!
I'm curious .. So i checked on Wikipedia ..
It seems that this "weapon" is developed from a myth called "Vagina Dentata" , which means toothed vagina .. OMG ~
In North America, the Red Indians are very popular with the tale of Vagina Dentata , where a beautiful witch would attract men, have sex, and eat them using her v***** !!
Holy shit !!
Then in Vietnam, during the Vietnam War , woman who are working with the communists are implanted with glasses in their vagina. Justs to injure American soldiers !!
OMG.. Malaysian girls.. Don't be so cruel la..
Just buy yourself a parang ..
Or a handy Victorinox knife...
And go learn WuShu , karate, or whatever kitchen-chopping-self-defense from your mom..
Soon, you'll be able to do a nice clean cut on that part of man.. haha !!
And that saves doctor lot's of time to remove those anti-rape condom too !!
And men , even boys will be so desperate untill they ....
.... Barbi doll sale is going to shoot !!
Haha !!
*This Rape-Condom has one weakness compared to my anti-rape strategy... It doesn't work on virgin. Once a virgin wears it, their hymen will break, and Malaysia don't have Virgin anymore !!!!!!!!*
Wednesday, 15 August 2007
Watch this patiently untill the end... XD
The song sucks.. But who cares.... Just watch untill the very end .. XD ...
You'll be very very happy that you do... XD .. small surprise there..
Tuesday, 24 July 2007
24/07/07 - Every baby's 1st Lemon ~
OMG ~ This is freakingly hilarious !!
It made my day better , that's for sure .. ;)
Monday, 23 July 2007
Sunday, 10 June 2007
Women And Money And Beauty
One day John and Douglas went to shopping with their wives.. While their wives went off to shop for their shining clothings and accessories ... John and Douglas went to the nearest cafe and have some chit chats ..
John : I still don't get it why woman spend a fortune on clothings and make up stuff ... I'd rather used them to polish up my car !
Douglas : Yeah ~ Me too .. Never get the idea even though I've been Deborah's husband for 10 years ..
John : Sigh ~ Do you know the age old saying ?? " Women spend a fortune on clothings and stuffs just to impress their man .. And to gain attention from their man .. but .. What men really want to see is when women are totally nude !! " LOL ~~
John : I still don't get it why woman spend a fortune on clothings and make up stuff ... I'd rather used them to polish up my car !
Douglas : Yeah ~ Me too .. Never get the idea even though I've been Deborah's husband for 10 years ..
John : Sigh ~ Do you know the age old saying ?? " Women spend a fortune on clothings and stuffs just to impress their man .. And to gain attention from their man .. but .. What men really want to see is when women are totally nude !! " LOL ~~
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