Stern Warning.

I am sending off a warning.

Anyone who stands in my way that blocks me from achieving what I want, shall be annihilated.

This is a stern warning. So take it seriously.

Perodua Kelisa ...

It's an old video ... but let's see what the people in the U.K. has to say about cars manufactured by a Malaysian company...

An Idiot ...

Just find out that one idiot has been talking shits about me to one of the teacher ..

To that one idiot : " Watch out , or you risked being bumped down by me one day. Trust me , no one around me knows my true identity. Stop your idiotic action , or you risk taking your last breath in front of me !! "

Sex Rules .. Yankee Style !!

Fuck my head .. I'm down with fever this morning when i wake up , 39 degrees celcius .. SHIT ~

Guessed i "woohoo" too much recently ..

So i have no choice but to skip school ... Nah .. I know my dear teacher is going to bluff me again with her theory of me not going to school every Tuesday ...

But hey , I'm really sick ok ? Not Doraemon's theory that i go dating with my girl !!

Anyway .. found something magnificent from someone's blog and I'm going to share it with you geeks !

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin. Not sure how true is this but i know if i lived there I'm going to spend half of my lifetime in jail ... SHIT !

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain). ( LOL .. This is ridiculous .. anyway .. who wanna have sex in a tollbooth ?! It's so damn cramped !! )

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom. ( Fuckish Americans .. I wonder how their population increase ... )

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex. ( Another stupid law .. haha .. even in Iraq couples talk dirty )

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. ( LOL ... having sex in car ... XD )

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face. ( NO KARMASUTRA HERE !! )

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. =.= " .. POOR GILABABI

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks. ... =.=" ... POOR LITTLE BAMBI ..

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. ... NGIAO KONG CUI NGIAO BOH.. NGIAO BOH CUI NGIAO KONG ~~~~ idiots americans !!!!!

[sensitive] : How you eat reflects how your parents eat !

Ok ok... I have to admit first that this post is highly sensitive in nature.

The sensitivity of this post does not touch on gender, nationality nor skin colour.

It's all about table manners !!

Ya.. recently I'm very sensitive towards how people eats !!

I don't know what's the reason for my extreme sensitivity .. perhaps it's some sort of post puberty syndrome for a geek ?

Ok... enough introduction.

Psychologists all over the world has come into conclusion that how a person eat and behave on the dining table is directly linked to the table manner of their parents or their caretakers !

Certain people chew their food with their mouth half open.. producing some disgusting sound that resembles food being grind into slimy form that sounds like "chap chap chap~..."

Some people talk while they eat ! Shooting bullets of semi-chewed food all over at the other person on the table.

Some person let off a nice and long gaseous emission after having a satisfying meal...

Some people pick up the fork and spoon and showed everyone on the dining table their retarded sour face ( indicating that he or she does not like the food ).

Whatever it is .. we must remember that we are humans ! Not monkeys nor animals ! So behave like a human !!


Human =/= Chimpanzee

Also ! Don't chow down your food like a gobbler !! Eat with a fine manner !!


2 idiots eating hot dogs with dog's manner .. how's that ? A dog eat dog society ?

Well I'm not asking you to eat like this old nanny who strap a napkin around her neg and put up a smiling face while eating...



I'm just asking you all to show some respect to the others who are on the table with you as well and prove to them that lim pek's son is well nurtured with table manners ...

SEKIAN TERIMA KASIH XD

Pamela Anderson the Ugly Betty ??

Just read this up on CelebrityGossip , and i kinda felt disgusted for these Playboy celebrities..

First of all... this was how she used to look like :



Then following gossips about her divorce with Rick Soloman ... which is actually her 3rd hubby .. guess that's what happens to girls when they become way too sexy and earn the Playmate of the Year title after all... BAD GIRLS ~

Then there was rumors about her pregnancy having Rick's baby ... WTFish ?!

And then she hosted some shitty party in her house , where by .. I'm terribly disgusted by her appearance .... ::





Damn !! Are those boobs fake ?!

What the hell !!!

And is she spending too much on divorcing her husband ?!

She cannot even fork out some bucks to put on some nice hair !!

ggrrll....

ULTIMATE CONCLUSION :

Playmates = [(Bitches)^2 ] x (don't wear bra)

Lucky for me...

I'd never liked Playboy magazines... I'd only love their clothes :)

BITCHES SUCK !!!