Japan's little prince..

Japan's Prince Hisashito has just turned 1 year old !!



Time passed by so damn fast !
I still remember the joy of the Japanese people last year when the little prince is born..
Even my mom's boss as well as her other Japanese superiors put up a gathering in Park Avenue's Hatsuhana Restaurant and sing their National Anthem to celebrate his birth !!

His father is also one kind of big sausage !
Try to notice his hair style..



Prince Akishino
Considered a "catfish specialist" ..
He has done plenty of research on catfish as well as doing ventures in catfish cultivation ..

Alright .. That's enough Japanese ..
Now we travel to the West and see how those AngMo royals are doing..
Hm...
Let's pick the infamous Prince Harry !!



I won't do much writing here..
I'll let the photos do the talking now..






Faham tak faham ?
:p

My Balls Are Brocken !!

How do you manage yourself when you have fever, 4 chapters of biology to be fully understood by one month time, 2 broken shoes, a dirty car to be washed and a ham sap head longing for the kiss of your loved one ?

I dunno ..

My balls are really cracking !!

Shit ! I'm breaking liao la !!

Shit !!

SHHIIITT !!

Pause, and think ... GilaBabi !!

Pause , and think !!

Ok , finished thinking ,

Strategy proposed :

Sleep less, do more.

Exercise !! A healthy pig is one that can run 1oo m in 12 seconds !!



Concentrate !! Pigs in a Thailand zoo can solve maths like 2(9) = 18 .. I must be able to solve all stuff of bloody farking maths that you name it !!



Bring back the daily caffeine ! Caffeine keeps the mind awakes !!



Let the car be a dirt piece for just one month ...

Imagine yourself kissing her in the air .. ( No elaboration here )

What the hell la !! .. I'll clarify something here...

Ah Beng is a fictional character ; Ah Hui is also a fictional character !!

Ah Hui is not LH as some kukuciao here claimed as !!

Ah Hui is actually like Ah Lian !! But here we are in Kedah , so I feel that if GreenLatte were to be famous , it needs its own "female" character !!

Oh ya .. In general, Ah Beng represents boys.. Old, young or whatever.. In general he is a typical Malaysian male...

Ah Hui on the other hand .. represents Malaysian female.. Ok ? Had I clarified you ?

:p

100th post goes to.. Inventions..

Yahoo !! This is GreenLatte's 100th entry !!

Cool !!

Ah Beng and Ah Hui is actually like Adam and Eve ..

They discovers new stuff for the coming generations..

Here's their discovery chronology..

Ah Beng discovered friendships ; Ah Beng invented love...
Ah Hui discovered love ; Ah Hui invented marriage...

Ah Beng discovered Kopi biji ; Ah Beng invented espresso..
Ah Hui discovered espresso ; Ah Hui founded Starbucks...

Ah Beng discovered petroleum ; Ah Beng invented car ..
Ah Hui discovered car ; Ah Hui invented Mercedes Benz...

Ah Beng discovered bad words ; Ah Beng invented "cibai"...
Ah Hui discovered "cibai" ; Ah Hui invented "lanciao".........

Ah Beng wanted fun in sex ; Ah Beng invented synthetic lubricant ...
Ah Hui wanted sex but not pregnancy ; Ah Hui invented condom ............

Ah Beng discovered kedai runcit ; Ah Beng invented Tesco ...
Ah Hui discovered Tesco ; Ah Hui invented StarHill Gallery ...

Ah Beng discovered barter trade ; Ah Beng invented money ....
Ah Hui discovered money ......

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And Ah Beng is never rediscovered.....

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Money is a girl's best friend..
Guys..
Keep this farkingly true fact !!

If you don't want your kkc to be chopped off..

Better earn more ..

Welcoming Ah Beng and Ah Hui into my little dotcom..

Ah Beng and Ah Hui has been together for one year and they had decided to move over to Taman GreenLatte to stay before they get married together ...

Ah Hui : Honey ar !! Would you please sweep the floor ? I'm busy here lar !
Ah Beng : Walao .. So early wanna hut me liao ... APA ?! Sweep yourself la !!
Ah Hui : Honey oi !! Really boh eng la !!
Ah Beng : Mah hai li... Diu ! I wanna watch PlayBoy la !! You wait a while la !!
Ah Hui : *ANGRY* Farking lanciao !! There's PlayBoy magazine in this house ?!

Ah Hui quickly grap a parang toh.. And runs towards Ah Beng ..

Ah Hui : I'm going to chop off you kkc now !! Argh !!

Ah Beng : *starts to wear back his pants and run* NoooOOOO !!! Dun chop off my kukuciao !!! Arr !!!

Bzzngg .. Bzznngg ... That's another fine morning in Taman GreenLatte .. Home of Ah Beng and Ah Hui ...

Gila Babi hereby .. wish all non-bachelors and all non-bujangs happy living without PlayBoy ..

:p

Madness... And pathetic..

Students nowadays are like fuckers..

Yeah .. I can't deny that ..

We tend to think that we are the champ ..

We are the best ..

And all these are like tin kosong when we are relaxing like dumb pigs at home while day dreaming of getting a damn nice result slip !!



True. That's worse in some cases .. Where they thought that hanging out with friends while taking a book along to study is going to make them hardworking..

Which makes them look like Abu the Orang Utan ...



Fuck those damn mentality ..

If you are of them who falls under these categories.. I have no choice but to say that you are really a damn small cocktail sausage..



The true gigantic sausages are those who knows to differentiate the difference between when it's time to play .. I play... When it's time to study .. I study !!



Yes !! That should be the way !!

In Physics , we study about efficiency..
When you do something .. Do only that thing ..

Don't be like a damn car engine that's suppose to concert all the heat energy into mechanical energy , instead, converts them into sound energy .. heat energy .. While only 50% are converted into mechanical energy !!



Optimized yourself !! That's the god damn good way to study and absorb all you are suppose to absorb !!

Don't go on study in Starbucks or Coffee Bean and think that you are a top scorer !!

That kind of mentality sucks you know ?

Ok Ok .. Enough crapz.. Time to stop writing..