No time for blogging !!!

Vibrators Aren't Cheap ! Bloody Hell !!

Oh my god... I'm into science porn again !!!!

This time , science porn and economics porn !!!

Damn it !!

Well... today's product to be discussed is this :



Well... I'm going to analyse every single bit of it to you..

No.1 : The length of the vibrator.

Ok.. the dimension of this particular vibrator is 21cm x 3.5cm x 4cm .. That's a good size for women of all size !!

21 cm is more than enough to send an Asian woman of height around 165cm to heaven !

Diameter is acceptable.. since it's vibrating (as it's name suggest) , you should allocate some space for it to vibrate anyway..

No.2 : Shape of the vibrator.

I gotta tell you.. the designer must be a gynae !!

YES he is !!!!!!

Let's look at this MRI scan 0f a woman having sex with a man ..



Now be a good observer and compare how the penis arch and how the vibrator arch...

It simply hit the G-spot !!!!

No. 3 : It has 3-speeed setting and a pulsating mode.

Well.. this function is good as it allows you to play according to your mode and libido ? haha..

No. 4 : The long handle of the vibrator..

COME ON .. think outside of the box !!

Vibrators can be applied onto nipples ... neck .. clitoris .. anal ... TOO !!

ZOMGWTF ?!

Did i said ANAL ?!

Sad to tell you in Malaysia any sexual activity involving your anal is ILLEGAL !

Don't try it.. ok ?

i mean... DON"T try it..

No. 5 : It's rechargeable...

That's good just in case you need it every day ? without the need to go to 7-11 to buy some fking batteries...

THE ONLY DOWNSIDE !!!!

IT's DAMN PRICEY !!!!

S$163.00 ...

Girls.. better wish this as Valentine's gift next year.. ok ?
( ask your partner to buy you one and tell him it saves him lotsa energy every night to keep you happy !! )

That seductive Chinese soup call Bak Kut Teh...

All hail the magical Chinese soup named "Bak Kut Teh" !! ( sorry fellow Muslims, pardon me for my un-halal-ness)


Bak Kut Teh is no doubt .. a Malaysian non-Muslim's favourite !

Even this tambi here also loves it !! And cooked it himself too !!!


It's actually a soup made with pork-rib cooked in a complex herbal soup ( star anise, dang guai, cinnamon, cloves and garlic ) ... then there's also choi sum and some mushrooms too !!

In Northern Malaysia , we improve the soup with Bak Wan ( chinese pork meat balls ! ) ..

It's served with youtiao, chilies, and chinese tea (Tieguanyin) !!


I as a Malaysian loves Bak Kut Teh too of course...

The only problem that's holding me back from enjoying bak kut teh is it's price and fat content...

Well you know... if i eat that every week i'm going to develope this :



That's bad.. don't you think so ? REAL BAD !!

But then again... WHO CARES !!!

All i want is a good BAK KUT TEH experience !!!


Ah Yap.. CrowKing.. NiceFace .. Ah Ling !!

PICK ONE DAMN DAY AND WE ALL GO ATTACK ALL THE BAK KUT TEH STALLS IN SUNGAI PETANI !!!

*Dr. Lee. i rompak this picture.. soli har..who ask you got a K800 ar...*


NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY , Dude !!!!!!!!

I WANT MY BAK KUT TEH !!!!

What to do next ?

dosuru?

bokuwa ima sabishii desu...

sono bakawa hontoni dai-mundai desu !!!

watashi no sakugo desuka ?!

ie !!

bokuwa seijun desu !!

bokuwa zen zen mo shiranai-desu !!

kamisama... watashiwa... dosuru ?

shidou wa.. misimono desu... arigato kamisama...

Anger draft ...

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hinla!!!

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baka !!!!!

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mongkangla!!!

ki-sama!!!!

nandaiyosore!!!

sorewaaidesuka?!!??!

sorewajindesuka?!?!

doshite!!!

doshiteyowatashiwa ?!?!?!

hontonishinjikunai?!?!?!

hontonidesuka ?!?!!















WATAKUYO !!!!!!!!!!!!

hontoni watakuyo !!!!!


fine... I've crapped in hokkien teochiew cantonese hakka japanese...

hopefully the whole world know how am i suffering now...

Who are friends ?

"Friends'.. I understand many of us always have a debate regarding what are friends ?

This year's Chinese New Year i believe i finally understand what are friends .. during Chinese New Year .. Haha

Definition one -
Friends are a bunch of new breed Chinese New Year robber who'll come your house to rob your parents mercilessly by taking away ang pau from your parents and replying them only "Gong Xi Fa Cai, aunty/uncle !!"

Definition two -
Friends are a bunch of bad/good people who come to your house during Chinese New Year to spread all the bad/good things about you when you are outside of the house to your parents and made u face the music when they go home ...

Definition three -
Friends are hungry monsters from Darfur who come to your house and whack away whatever food and drinks you have in your house .. and they leave you hungry for one week .. ( LOL ~ I'm just being hyperbolic )

Final definition -
Friends are damn cool and good. They keep you occupied all day long during Chinese New Year. They invite you to their house and have a match of GT 4 racing over the P.S. 2 . They take you to their house for ang pau. They take you all over your home town and they'll keep you happy and jumping and high untill you drop !! This is what i call friends !!!

Buahahaha ... Just too happy .. so i blogged this.

Anyway Le Tour de Langkawi has finally speed past Sungai Petani !!

2 days more to Chinese New Year

As Chinese New Year draws near .. My life got really crap up like hell..

Homework is pilling up like holy shit ... and i missed showing off my English in front of some AIMST dude today !!!!! WTF ?!

House is a bit cleaner compared to the past ... still it looks sucky !!! ( sucky is an adjective )

Preparing for the New Year gathering almost burn my pocket .. ( it has burnt Yap's pocket, bless you , Yap .. I'm so thankful of you )

Revising on how to address my relatives... ( how do you call your grandfather's cousins , huh )

Abandon my baby blog for a few days... ( wtf .. i dun like to do this but i have no choice )

Sitting on my chair sipping green tea knowing that I'm busy .. ( procrastinating , literally )

And listen to my friends complaining about how ugly and disturbing those fat aunties down there !!!

Ok .. I understand you people's fury about me posting that few "beautiful" aunties... I'm going to help u people cuci mata a bit , ok ??

Tadah !!!! .....




Cuci already ?!

Ok Ok .. very very very good right ?!

Wakakaka ... that's all for today's GreenLatte .. :P

AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THOSE AUNTIES !!!

I already serve up a good material for you hamsap ppl to play war-game tonight !!