Tuesday, 22 April 2008

Sex Rules .. Yankee Style !!

Fuck my head .. I'm down with fever this morning when i wake up , 39 degrees celcius .. SHIT ~

Guessed i "woohoo" too much recently ..

So i have no choice but to skip school ... Nah .. I know my dear teacher is going to bluff me again with her theory of me not going to school every Tuesday ...

But hey , I'm really sick ok ? Not Doraemon's theory that i go dating with my girl !!

Anyway .. found something magnificent from someone's blog and I'm going to share it with you geeks !

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin. Not sure how true is this but i know if i lived there I'm going to spend half of my lifetime in jail ... SHIT !

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain). ( LOL .. This is ridiculous .. anyway .. who wanna have sex in a tollbooth ?! It's so damn cramped !! )

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom. ( Fuckish Americans .. I wonder how their population increase ... )

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex. ( Another stupid law .. haha .. even in Iraq couples talk dirty )

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. ( LOL ... having sex in car ... XD )

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face. ( NO KARMASUTRA HERE !! )

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. =.= " .. POOR GILABABI

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks. ... =.=" ... POOR LITTLE BAMBI ..

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. ... NGIAO KONG CUI NGIAO BOH.. NGIAO BOH CUI NGIAO KONG ~~~~ idiots americans !!!!!

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