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CAP 5.00

HERE I COME

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Hello world ! TAKE A SNEAK PEAK AT MY BUKKAKE BURGER !

OMG you definitely can't believe it !

As a burger aficionado and I'm not in a state of hunger, the Bukkake Burger taste awesome !

Yeah I know it looked like shit now because I seriously lacked the equipment to do things properly ! I dun even have a proper chopping board or a good thong to take my materials !

But the melting cheese... the caramelized onion... and my own speciality barbeque sauce.. and OF COURSE ! The 1 inch thick meat patty there that only a maestro like ME can cook !

(it's not easy to cook an one inch thick meat patty. trust me)

Juice popping out everywhere in this burger. It is the best I've tasted so far.

Alright, shall take some free time in future to tune this recipe to perfection. Troubles to take note:

• meat patty charred too fast ! I suppose its too much sugar in it.
• caramelized onions still lack the KICK ! maybe need better prep on the onion chopping since i dun have a bloody chopping board !
• burger bun seems too dry. need to change supplier hmm...
• a bit unhealthy .. lol.. cause it's too thick and i can't chuck in any salads ! maybe i should try at least a slice of tomato.

I think if i launch this burger at premium burger price, SGD 10, I'm still gonna go into deficit cause the whole burger's material alone cost me 6 dollars !!!!

Nvm.. i'm sure i'll work things out on this. Cheers, world ! Long live the Bukkake Burger !

Food for serious adult.

Lately my taste bud grew matured and even good burgers from Carl's Junior are heavily criticized by me. So instead of being a 'talk only no action' bastard that is common in the street, knowing that I'm a gifted cook I'm gonna make my own burger !

Yup. Heavy investment though ! Average SGD 6.00 for a burger served with lettuce and 2 slices of American Aged Cheddar !

Here it goes, my first burger patty ! NOT GRILLED YET SO DUN KAOPEH/COMPLAIN !

Since all famous burgers are named after some nice name just as "The Botak", "Juicy Lucy" or "King's Brew Burger".

I shall name mine "Bukkake Burger" =) Signature name HAHA !

p/s : I shall grill them tonight and let you dudes and chicks know how good it taste !

You know what ? NUS used to have a communist logo ... AHAHA

Yeah it kinda freak my ass but NUS before becoming NUS in fact.. was a very 'cina' school.

NUS is actually the result of merger between Malaya University and Nanyang University :)

Cool right ? The logo is soooooooo communist ! With that bloody start and the trinity circles.

Love communist. Love NUS. HAHA !

This is what I called "Cibai Damn Pain"

Fucking ordinary daily jog. Run through a dark corner didn't realise there's a lump on the road. Tripped. Never mind.. almost gain back balance but fuck I'm balancing myself on a pile of sand nabeh damn smooth end up grinding my knees. Now the top skin layers look like minced meat. Fark MY LIFE.

Lao Pa Sat !

Wohoo... went to this place called Lao Pa Sat neat Tanjong Pagar. Pretty unique place.. been around for more than 100 years already. Many of Singapore's best food chain originates from here ! e.g. Yakun, Old Chang Kee.. etc etc.

The food is nice but never as good as Gurney Drive ! Yeah ~! Penang food shall remain the best in the world I would say ... fark you all Singaporean bloody imitate so many kinds of food but still fail.



What it offers that Gurney Drive don't... is the ambience.. there's a band singing in the middle and there's bloody lot's of tourist ! Japanese Koreans Caucasians whatever shit you can think of. BEST OF ALL ? Tiger beer served on draft at only $5 per pint ! WTF bloody cheap ! It's a great place for weekend soccer fever too as it operates 24 hours :)