Wendy's Advertisement

Laughed burst my belly after watching these shits ~~

An Idiot ...

Just find out that one idiot has been talking shits about me to one of the teacher ..

To that one idiot : " Watch out , or you risked being bumped down by me one day. Trust me , no one around me knows my true identity. Stop your idiotic action , or you risk taking your last breath in front of me !! "

Something all of you must watch ....

I found this clip through the advertising corner of my National Geographic magazine.

It's about world renown nature photographer , Mitsuaki Iwago's trip to the tallest peak in Africa - The Kilimanjaro.

His mission : To witness global warming personally.

The link : Global Warming Witness


Frankly, after watching this I almost cry .. partly because the editor's superb editing skill .. It's definitely much much more touching than any drama out there in TV !

Why touching ? Because you are looking at an icy mountain that has never melt over the pass 10,000 years ... But now .. she's only left with 20% of her ice back in 10,000 years ago.

Like Iwago's comment .. she's making her final outcry to the world bidding farewell .. before losing her last chunk of ice.

WATCH IT !!

AND THINK TWICE ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AGAIN !!

Don't BUY Dove Soaps !!

Sex Rules .. Yankee Style !!

Fuck my head .. I'm down with fever this morning when i wake up , 39 degrees celcius .. SHIT ~

Guessed i "woohoo" too much recently ..

So i have no choice but to skip school ... Nah .. I know my dear teacher is going to bluff me again with her theory of me not going to school every Tuesday ...

But hey , I'm really sick ok ? Not Doraemon's theory that i go dating with my girl !!

Anyway .. found something magnificent from someone's blog and I'm going to share it with you geeks !

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin. Not sure how true is this but i know if i lived there I'm going to spend half of my lifetime in jail ... SHIT !

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain). ( LOL .. This is ridiculous .. anyway .. who wanna have sex in a tollbooth ?! It's so damn cramped !! )

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom. ( Fuckish Americans .. I wonder how their population increase ... )

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex. ( Another stupid law .. haha .. even in Iraq couples talk dirty )

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. ( LOL ... having sex in car ... XD )

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face. ( NO KARMASUTRA HERE !! )

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. =.= " .. POOR GILABABI

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks. ... =.=" ... POOR LITTLE BAMBI ..

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. ... NGIAO KONG CUI NGIAO BOH.. NGIAO BOH CUI NGIAO KONG ~~~~ idiots americans !!!!!

H & B

Guess you dude will be curious what does it mean ...

Well...




















It means Hello & ByeBye .. XD

Something my sister recalled and told me ...

To my dear friend Samuel :

Today i showed my sister your beautiful self portrait that makes you a star ..

She recalled something and tell me something teacher Maria, my English tuition teacher said to her..

She asked my sister to pass something to you .. But she don't know your name .. So here's her description of you :

.... you know that boy ar... very fair .. your brother's friend .. quite tall and wears specs ..

my sister recalled your image but don't know your name .. so she asked teacher : "square head ?"

Teacher Maria responded quickly by nodding her head and said " Ya ! Ya ! Ya !! "

LOL ~~ Hope you don't mind i telling this to you ... :P

I fainted when i saw this ~~

Seriously .. i suffered a mild heart attack when i saw my good friend bang kiss at me on his bed !

=.="


Is it true that people says when smart people are under stress they become handsome ?? Or nice face ?

Beijing Olympic's Super Logo's Origin ?

Got this from VincentChow.net

GOD BLESS CHINA !!!!

I hate....

I hate people who procrastinate...

I hate people who are irresponsible...

I hate people who thinks they are better than me and keep on firing me ...

I hate people who don't measure their ability before they speak ...

I hate people who pushes their work to me ..

I hate so much people ... and i understand many more people may hate me ..

But whatever hell is it .. I'm still glad that I have Snow White by my side ..

Also .. I already hated these people .. But i shouldn't be angry on them since doing so will waste my energy ..

I'd rather keep all those priceless energy to gain strength and humiliate these people ..

This is my ultimate aim ..

If i can attain this , then i'll be invulnerable ... !!

No one can make me angry ... No one can make me sad .. No one can bring my mental strength down !

I AM GOD-LIKE !!

I have the heart of a diamond... Inert to any chemical reaction, hardiest substance in the world, and admired by every single man on Earth ..

A heart made of diamond ... Is my ultimate aim in life ..

I miss a good cup of coffee.... :(

Poor me .. I've been missing a good cup of coffee for weeks.. :(

The last coffee bean i bought was of cheap quality .. (due to financial problem around February and March, girls know best why)

Damn that coffee .. don't even taste as good as a Kopi "O" !

Even a mad woman's kiss taste much better than that coffee ...

Never mind .. since they are running out very soon , i'm glad to replace them anytime with Kenyan or French roast !

Ok .. forget about that coffee crapz...
i just feel like saying :" This world is F-R-E-A-K-I-N-G BIG !!! "

Yeah .. it'll be literally impossible to travel to every corner of the Earth !!

Shit .. now I've to cut my dream into two halves and throw away one of them ....


BUT ......





The other half is still big enough to keep any man who claim he is the-most-ambitious-man-in the-world busy for years to come ...

that's all for today , adios !!!

Doing weird stuff lately..

I found myself to be very abnormal recently..

For examples today, I ajak my sister to go to Summer Pearl where we have milk-shakes ( Large size ) for almost one hour..

SWT .. We just bring in a couple of books and study there.. Pretty good change of study environment, i love it !

I ordered a peppermint milk-shake and give sister a try.

Her comment : "Ei .. they make this drink using Colgate ar ?!"

Immediately i go =.="

Fine... enough for today's update .. nothing much in my mind on what to write...

Just wanna make it a point to update this retarded little red blog everyday.

Cheers , dudu !! Alsta la Vista , babe !!

Time to squeeze some physics formula into my little yellow brain.
( a normal man's brain thinks about sex every five minutes he is awake ) - cited from GreenLatte

I AM FARMING >>>

I AM FARMING-KING !!!!!

BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!!!

GOD BLESS ME !!!!