Super Funny Video for Super Tuesday !

Watch this American-style "negarakuku" that'll make you burst to laughter !

But at the same time.. it makes me wonder what will happen to Malaysia if we are given the equal amount of liberalism ... sigh .. what a mixture of joy and sadness....

God Bless Malaysia !!

Peace, Brother ~

The Best Way to Ward of Pervert From Your Blog by GreenLatte Infinitium Guide

I understand many bloggers especially female ones have a tough time keeping up their blogging habit due to perverts who invade their blog and made them lost their sense of security.

After giving a good thought of how can i actually scare them(perverts) away from my blog .. I've come up with 3 good ways :

First and one of the best way ! :

What do perverts actually look for on the net ? Usually pornography or pictures of beautiful and sexy young girls, right ??

Well... You give them the opposite, they'll go away naturally !
Yes !
They are like magnets !
Just change the poles and they go !

Pictures of fat and disgusting women are of the best ! Put them on the header and you'll keep them running away from your blog !!

Here's some examples ..






I bet this one sure scares them away like hell ! Haha !!

Anyway .. Be careful on the pictures you chose though .. Cause I've found one good example which may either scare them away or attract more of them. This is it !


So then again .. the best way is find pictures of these fat ugly women... show them to your male friends and put these pictures as the header of your blog !

Bet it's gonna work !!

No man's Batang will stand if they see such pictures !

Second Way :

Don't reveal that you are a girl ! If you can ..

I understand many of you wants to be feminist and reveal yourself as a girl ..

Many even posted tonnes and tonnes of cam-whored pics !

And then those damn perverts come and come ...

Your prince on the white horse .. however .. never come !

Hey Kid !! Wake up !! This is the Internet !! INTERNET !!!!!!!



Not some fucked up Disney Cartoon !! Nor "Enchanted" !!



Third Way :

Use vulgar words !

Yes... somehow perverts have the perception that women who are gentle and full of manners are beautiful and good..

Somehow .. the theory simply works that way for a pervert !

Imagine some pretty girls like Nicole Kidman said to you :"Hey you son of the bitch !! Fuck off !! Go chop of your own dick and eat it...!!"

What would you think ??

Will any man stood up their Batang ??

Impossible isn't it ?

So don't follow good mama's advice on the Internet.

Keep those nasty words flying all over your blog !!!!




That's all... Hope they work ! :)

Obama wins in South Carolina !!

Holy shit !!

The Black King did it again !!

Yippee !! Even though I don't have the right to vote in America , I'm happy about it for the world !!

Yeah ! Obama is the Man the world needs now !

The big-brother Obama is going to change America into a good nation once again..

After all... The Great Yankee Land has become way too Bushy.. It's time for O!-BaMa! to clean up all those nasty Bushes !!

"Over two weeks ago, we saw the people of Iowa proclaim that our time for change has come. But there were those who doubted this country's desire for something new – who said Iowa was a fluke not to be repeated again," he told a frenzied crowd of about 1,500.

Muahahaah !!

My hope now is Obama wins it and he'll lead America to stick to the Kyoto Protocol.

Reason : one tiny American state produce one of the finest grade of coffee in the world !!

Which state ?

HAWAII !!!!


Kona Dark Roast

Yes ! If global warming continues, my beloved Hawaiian Kona Dark Roast is going to be gone !!

So my fellow American readers !!

Vote Obama = Bounty of Kona Coffee for ya !!

Kiss ass that Hillary !!

She's just gonna make you guys go to war in Iraq again !! ( maybe Iran too ! )

VOTE FOR OBAMA !!!

Who don't love Lexus cars... ?

To be honest .. recently my obsession with practicality and luxury has led me shift my dream cars from BMWs to a Lexus ..

YUP ... but , Lexus ?? Hamik Lai ?? Ina Puring Ge ??

I know .. when i said the word Lexus to people , they'll go :



Yes... Malaysians have problems knowing what's a Lexus anyway ..



Ok, Lexus is a luxury vehicles division of Toyota. It's a brand born in 1989 and since it's first debut at the same year it has been known for excellence performance and reliability. In recent years it was voted as the top 5 most reliable car brand in US by Consumer Report.

And their slogan is The Pursuit of Perfection.

BBC motor show Top Gear has always placed Lexus at their top brand .. :)

So, what makes this brand of cars so excellent ??

In 1983, Toyota chairman Eiji Toyoda ( his name sounds very appropriate for his post, LOL ~ ) summoned a secret meeting with the company's executives. The main topic for that meeting is : "Can we create a luxury vehicle to challenge the world's best like Chrysler, BMW and Mercedez ?"

The outcome of the meeting ?? = The F1 project ( F = flagship , 1 is No.1 )

So finally .. the first Lexus is born ! And the legacy continues .....

In Malaysia , our beloved 1st national car model , the Proton Saga recently revealed their new model , so does Lexus ! Bringing their luxury car line model to a younger and hype generation :

The Lexus ISF :



And if you guys watched the movie Minority Report, have you guys noticed this car :



Yes , it's a Lexus 2054. A car custom made for Steven Spielberg upon Spielberg personal request to Lexus !!

The sad thing is not much people knows about Lexus cars !! All they know is BMW and Merceds Benz !!

To be practical, BMW may rev up your car from 0 to 60 in just 3 seconds, whereas a Lexus might take up to 6. BUT !! WHO cares to drive so fast anyway !? We are not Hollywood stun-men nor F1 drivers !!

We are just some poor little stupid Malaysian drivers who paid cash to policeman when summoned !!!

But i believe things will change in future .. :)

Lexus will make the Japanese stand out among the Jerries ..

Blogging Etique - What we need to cultivate in Malaysian blogosphere ~~

I dare to say that Malaysian blogosphere is facing one of it's biggest crisis at the moment .. Bloggers may had grown in number...

BUT !!!!

The quality of blogs never grow even an inch !! NenePOT !!!
( two centimeter got la , 2cm < 1 inch )

Reason ? Despite we have superb blogs like kennysia.com , liewcf.com , timothytiah ??

The rate of emergence of "quality bloggers" are far to low compared to the blogger's rate of increase !

And worst of all... Many new bloggers care only for their "ads" money !!! DAMN !!

I'll give you one damn example :



DIU .... if you want to ask people to do so... tell them privately lar...
no need to be so open one lar...
you can always use msn or whatever piece of shit to ask ppl to click on your ads !! Why are you behaving like an ass-hole and be so open ?!

2nd bad sign of stupid Malaysian bloggers :

The whole page is made up of ads and ads are their sole content !!!

Example Blog

3rd idiotic sign :

cam-whoring ...

incase you guys mistaken me.. i mean excessive camwhoring !!!!!!!

Yes !!!

Have you ever seen a page without a post more than 50 words but with pictures of cam-whored self portraits ??!! Up to more than 50 pics on a single page !!!!!!

OMG ~~ and worst of all.... these people who cam-whored too much actually looked ugly ..

YES dude .. not beautiful !
( i'll not give any examples but to regular blog hoppers they knew what the hell am i talking )

And they exposed themselves to potential rapists who might be stalking them all the time..

Then rape is associated to blogging then the government wants to ban blogging ... Possible scenario ??

Yes.. to me , it's a DEFCON 1 worst case scenario for all of the bloggers in Malaysia !



You may think that I've been too hyperbolic ... yet , it's my authentic personal view.

I write, i reread and i reedit and post my posts .. and forget about it and i don't even give a piece of shit about what I've blogged ... it's my principle anyway ..like it ? read my blog more ..

Hate it ?? Don't give a piece of shitty thought about my blog anymore ..

Pamela Anderson the Ugly Betty ??

Just read this up on CelebrityGossip , and i kinda felt disgusted for these Playboy celebrities..

First of all... this was how she used to look like :



Then following gossips about her divorce with Rick Soloman ... which is actually her 3rd hubby .. guess that's what happens to girls when they become way too sexy and earn the Playmate of the Year title after all... BAD GIRLS ~

Then there was rumors about her pregnancy having Rick's baby ... WTFish ?!

And then she hosted some shitty party in her house , where by .. I'm terribly disgusted by her appearance .... ::





Damn !! Are those boobs fake ?!

What the hell !!!

And is she spending too much on divorcing her husband ?!

She cannot even fork out some bucks to put on some nice hair !!

ggrrll....

ULTIMATE CONCLUSION :

Playmates = [(Bitches)^2 ] x (don't wear bra)

Lucky for me...

I'd never liked Playboy magazines... I'd only love their clothes :)

BITCHES SUCK !!!