Diu or no diu ??
To me ... it's diu !!
Not that the person is DIU ! .. We should also DIU that person by giving him a present anyway ..
BUT !!!!
Give the present in a *&^king way ...
Yes !! BABI !! YES !!
Why ?? Cause your friend suffers much too when he realize that you weren't invited... It's gonna be a terrible suffering for him/her to be worried all day long on the BIG DAY !! hahaha

Anyway... I'm gonna suggest you a few PRETTY GOOD ways to give your friend a gift :
1ST !!
Buy him a vibrator !! (only for male friends though ... )

Let him know that it's gonna be a great help since he won't last more than 10 minutes on the war-zone anyway ...
2ND !!
Buy him a family planning guide...

Tell him don't always work too much in the war-zone ..
3RD !!

Not a gift anyway .. More of a surprise !
Go to Jalan Bukit Bintang and hire one prostitute ..
Ask her to go to your friend's house one night when he is having a great fun with his newly-wed wife...
Then ask the prostitute to speak this dialog when she reached his house and ring his door bell and he comes out with his boxer half-worn with his wife following from the back:
"Abang ar... Lu kata mahu naik kuda saya malam ini ... Wa tak boleh tahan liao la... Wa mahu naik kuda sekalang la !!!! "
LOL ~~ This is definitely a great hit for him as he'll be missing a long time of !@#king session with his new wife .. :)
That's all , from Gila Babi today .. :)
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