Chirstmas Eve.... ZZzzz...The weather in Singapore really so hot ????

ok.... its really a cultural shock to me ... ( call me sampat ) ...

Today is Christmas eve and everyone in Singapore gets half-day work except me ... ==

And worst of all.... it's damn wth busy ... Our stall's sales hit an all time high ... $ 13000 !!!

WTH !! Never know selling Malay cakes also can earn so much in one day ... This is really something our fellow "bumiputeras" have to learn ... Retailing :)

One thing i noticed about Singaporeans ... They dun stay at home ... Home is like a jail to them...

Everynight ... Boom ... you go Orchard , Bugis Junction or ViVo City ... Kanasai ... all go there walk walk ...

When they are tired and hungry ... our stall's time to happy :) Duit mali ma... Siapa tak hepi ?!

By the way ... I need to learn to talk Indon already... Cause i am surrounded by Indons !!

My boss is Indon ... My manager is Indon ... My aunt's maid is Indon ...

Indon Indon Indon ..... and my boss also own a Indon food restaurant in the place i work at... Everyday i have to go collect some foods and cakes from them to be sold at our stalls ...

Haha... Here's the friendly part .. An Indon man named Frankie ... he always call me "brader ... brader...." LOL ~~~ So funny him ...

And when he smiles... you can noticed his teeth is "not pleasant" ... BUT who cares ? His smile is so natural ... haha ... very nice fellow ...

Lonely X'mas

ok i am complaining ....

I DON'T WANT TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!

:(

SO DAMN BO SYOK NOW..

YES............................................................ VERY BO SYOK !!!!

P/S : ORCHARD ROAD KANASAI THIS YEAR .... ==

Hello from Singapore...

Alo... I've been in Singapore for the 4th day ... time flies huh ?

Landed myself a job... pretty good pay :) .... good boss( cos my spoken English is good )

Yup .. This is Singapore .. if you are good .. people treat you good... If you arent ... then get loss...

Read an article here about a bus company's plead to its customer where they need to raise the fares ... A woman wrote a comment mail to the newspaper ... telling the bus company to shut down... Why ? Because she says the bus company is not efficient... when you are inefficient .. You cant make a profit ... Hmm.... good and mean view :)

OK i'm just back from Changi Airport .. the place where i may be working... I'm told to work in diffferent location : Bugis Junction , Changi Airport , Great World City .. LOL .. if you ever come to Singapore and saw a chocolate hair boy selling kuih .. thats me dude

p/s : OK ... JJ ... I heard you are carolling around in Singapore ! Where and when ?! Let me know pls... contact me by any means ... ( i dont have a number yet.... just blink-blink-blink me )

10th December 2008 - ZZzzz....

ok i know i've been missing for a few days .. ZZZz.. sorry guys abou the bowling thing ..

• 10.00 am - drive from my grandma's house back to SP. Eyes are half open half closed... ZZzz..
• 11.00 am - reached home , looked at myself on the mirror... looked like a drug addict that din shave for 10 months
• 12.00 pm - went to Hong Leong bank to TT some money to Snow White.
  
• 12.30 pm - money arrives .. went in bank ... wait wait wait...
• 1.00 pm - my turn , horray ! And i got the counter with a beaustiful and fair banker ..
  
• 1.03 pm - beautiful and fair BUT no experience .. ZZzz... she told me it's her first time processing a TT so she asked me to wait ...
• 1.15 pm - she's processing it and i'm waiting in front of some 30 people also waiting for their turn.... it's kinda embarrassing as i know i have a tight butt and some uncle aunty are literally staring at my ass ! SHIT ~
• 1.30 pm - she's still doing it ! WTF ?! I'd rather had a 200 kg mak cik doing the TT for me !
• 1.45 pm - Done ... she done it ! Alas ! ... And she gave me that dumb and dumberer but good looking smile so .. ZZzz... forget about it ( i mean her)
• 1.55 pm - reached Immigresen department .. took photo
• 1.58 pm - Photo done .. Amazing huh ? The photo are processed instantly .. and dirt cheap !
• 2.00 pm - took my number .. sitting and waiting for my turn
• 4.00 pm !!!!!! - MY TURN !!!!!!!!! Yahooo !!!!! it feels like Robinson Crusoe got saved by a bunch of pirates
• 4.30 pm - paid my damn RM 300 passport renewal fund .. done .. off to home
• 4.50 pm - Home alas .. nap ...
• 5.45 pm - Off to babysitter's house ... have a long chat
  
• 8.00 pm - went to EUPE foodcourt thinking of eating chicken chop... chop my ass... Wednesday off la
  
• 8.20 pm - went to CRC and buy yin yong hor fan .. meal ... my first meal of the day ! fuck .. first and the last meal
• 9.00 pm - reached home ... sleep...
  
• 10.00 pm ?? - waked up to pee .. chat a little with Snow White
• 10.18 pm ??? - even God needs to sleep... so i sleep
  

Missing you ~~~

Darling ... i miss you very much...

Ever since you moved to the new house we have rarely talked to each other...

Moreover we are now 3 hours different in time zone !! Sob Sob.... sooooo hard to communicate...

:( feel like hugging and kissing you now ...

Goodnight darling... I love you .. today way too tired already.. hopefully you are resting well now on the other continent.. now it should be 12.13 am there already..

I love you , Snow White.... :-*

Malaysian Economy ..... Gambateh !

Malaysia's economy this few weeks have been sluggish and in-consistent... With the market rebounded 24 points yesterday , i certainly hoped things will improve.. particularly in the electronics sector, which will directly affect my family's household income...

I googled Panasonic's outlook recently and it seems like in Japan, things are not so optimistic...Damn it..

Mom told me their company's sales for electronic motors used in cars dropped 30% .. WTF ~

Worse thing is their production is limited due to the low demand... OH bloody shit... Hopefully things will improve..

And to my friends, I would suggest now that all of you stock up all your money in fixed deposit account with a mature period of 3 months .. doing so will help you improve your financial position as well as giving your cash some liquidity ..

And when you have time , go open up an account with PTPTN .. a bank account i mean .. cause taking study loan from PTPTN requires such an account.

Also , all the best to my friends taking STPM as well as me... GAMBATEH !!

Hectic life...

Life's been non-life recently... I've not talked to my dear for 2 days even though we are not at cold war !! WTH ?! Even myself also cannot believe that... I'm used to be a darling-sticky type... BUT then.. for the sake of that EXAM ... uuuuggghhh ... lousy life comes to me...

And i've been missing a good cup of coffee too... the old coffee press my dear gave me was broken 2 weeks ago.. I bought a new one from Starbucks... BUT .. It simply lacks the ooommpphhh !! Not to mention .. It lacks vitamin L,O,V,E too... :P

Anyway .. I've been angry with the way i deal with my maths.. The mathematical workings are not organised... Not "good" enough to avoid mistakes.. Besides.. I've been timing myself recently to force myself finish a full set of Paper 1 Maths in 1 hour 45 minutes.. and check through it for 1 hour 15 minutes... it seems to work.. though there's a very good technique before beginning to deal with the maths : Neslo Ice !

YES !! A cup of Neslo Ice with 5 teaspoons of Milo powder and 1 teaspoon of Nescafe seems to give me the burst to deal with maths !!

I LOVE NESLO !!!!!!

Buddha lives in everyone...

Recently perhaps due to fear of exam.. I've turned to religion to seek some peace...

Buddha is right about meditation .. Sometimes , we really need to "pause" and have a look at ourselves...

Let ourselves understand what a lousy being we are ... Let ourselves understand that we are imperfect.. thought we can be perfect... and let ourselves find a cure to the imperfection..

Realizing my problems today... I felt enlightened... I'm literally "awake" .. "Awake" from my dream...

I've started to feel the reality now.. the real world..

And i strongly believe .. I'm strong enough to face it.

After STPM .. I have plan to go to the temple and be a monk for maybe 2 weeks or 3 weeks...

The spiritual "battery" needs to be recharged... I've ran out of battery power... I'll talk and plan with Mr. Entau and contact 开扬法师 。。。 honestly .. i missed him..

Hopefully he's not going to US or Taiwan ..you know... He's quite a "globalised" monk...

Hopefully Buddha sees my need and 子逸 will get a period of peace while 觉逸沙弥 will walk this Earth seeking peace and wisdom for 2 weeks...

Today so lame...

So damn "sui" today ...

Morning feel like don't want to kill animal .. Wanna eat vege .. walk to the shop .. sien nia .. Orang Raya tapi orang tak mahu jadi kaya .. Dun wanna open shop .. ZZZzzz...

Suak lor.. i wished not to kill animal but no choice lor.. hehe ... ( just a lame excuse to eat meat)

Then .. Afternoon .. feel like eating Tau Hu Hua ..

Cycled to the aunty's lorry there ..

Aunty says :" Ah Boy ar....完了咯 ！！ "

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz......

My bean curd .... It's one of the few object which can help me recall my Snow White's skin texture .. HNG !!! So tulan ~~

At night .. Missing darling very very very much .. persuaded mom to take me to in-law's place for dinner ..

Drive drive drive ... sob sob ... today public holiday off.... sob sob sob ..

Go eat steam "tuo pan" ... Sigh ... if you compare the texture of "tuo pan" and Tau Hu Hua... kanasai .. like old lady and young lady nia...

Whatever it is... here i am sipping green tea... while waiting for my dear to online .. :)

I'm still happy that i managed to studied quite a lot today .. :) .

As for all the good food i missed today ... "I'll be back ... !!"

Stress Stress Stress....

Ok , i admit it ..... i have a tendency to release tension through words...

Flipping through my Biology .. i've managed to covered 3 major topics today ...

BUT still not enough....

Feel like injecting myself with Gonadotrophine Realising Hormone then enjoy a surge in my FH and LSH ... and then go through a mentrual bleeding...

Damn it... then i realise i have no Ovary ! No follicle cells to secrete oestrogen !! NO corpus leteum to secrete progesterone !!

WTH !!

Then ! No menstrual cycle lar , of course , brather ~~

I don't know what am i talking about...

Cos my mind has been set to continue with "anterior pituitary gland will secrete FSH and LH" after the phrase "Hypotalamus secretes GnRH....."

Snow White ar....

Save me ar....

10 DON'TS THIS HOLIDAY FOR ME

1. DON'T WATCH MOVIE.
   
2. DON'T DAY-DREAM.
3. DON'T BE LAZY.
4. DON'T BE SICK.
5. DON'T FEEL USELESS.
6. DON'T EAT PAMA INSTANT TOM YAM NOODLE. - BAD FOR HEALTH.
   
7. DON'T COMPLAIN LIFE'S HARD.
8. DON'T GET ANGRY. - NEED TO BUMP UP MY EQ.
   
9. DON'T SLOW DOWN. - LIFE'S MEANT TO BE EXCITING WHEN IT'S FAST.
10. DON'T FORGET TO KISS MY DEAR SNOW WHITE IN MY DREAM EVERY NIGHT.
    

Tagging Mania ... LOL ~

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
♥ Sit down and think what's my weakness that made her betray me ...

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
♥ I wanna make it into a medical school.... :)

3. Will you change in attitude(or other things) to comfort your lover?
♥ Yes i will ... though i had to admit my progress are slower than a turtle..

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
♥ I'll go study medicine in Melbourne... then donate the rest of the money ...

5. Pretty but fat/Ungly but slim, which one would you prefer?
♥ Ugly but slim ... Health is far more important than beauty ... Cause i want to live another day longer to love my Snow White ...

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
♥ Both ... Sorry i can't make up my mind on this..

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
♥ Wait ... Wait .. wait... wait...

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
♥ Launch full attack !!!! La Guerrero !!!

9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? your gf/bf or an actress/actor?
♥ Can i act with my pillow ?? Acting as a sleeper is the easiest acting career right ?

10. Will you invite for Ex bf/gf to your wedding dinner?
♥ NO ... I must care for my current girlfriend's feeling !

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
♥ Er .... Hugging five kids ? :P

12. What's your fear?
♥ Sick ... I hate to be sick !!! DAMN IT !

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
♥ Someone lor..

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
♥ I don't care .. I just want to have a meaningful life ~

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
♥ Tidy up my bed of course... silly question ~

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
♥ Sure ! Except giving up my dream to pursue medicine...

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
♥ Walao eh ... but now i'm in love with so many ppl ... you know la.. my papa mama sister darling grandma grandpa ZZZZzzzzz .... also my grandma's 10 puppies !! (though they are not people)

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
♥ Tell you what .. this question has some grammar mistake there .. I'm too lazy to answer such question without quality ~~~

19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
♥ I dun care ... i just enjoy my life now ...

20.List 6 people to tag
♥ Sze chee , Yap , Tong , JiingJuinn, Song Lin, WenFeng

59 days to Doomsday : Promises ..

Life's very down for me recently.. sigh ... i know i should stop sulking and beef up my pace.. but hey .. even Superman has his down time !

Found one photo of Ile-de-la-Cité ... Some sort of my promise to someone.. wonder she still remembers it or not .. here are the photo :



P/S : She still remembers it !! I'm sooooooo happy now !!

To "She" : I'll make sure you wear that circular shaped thing here ! :P

66 Days to War ....

Ahahaha .. So damn fast .. =.="

Honestly it is good to make it come as soon as possible .. it gives me a good adreline rush ..

Sorry girls i can't find my mom's COACH handbag .. so .. you babes are going to loook at myyyy.....













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Hei Hei .. Wait ..

I've got some questions here ... Do you know where to buy this perfume(below) ? Mind giving me to price of it too ? It's my mom's and I'm planning to buy her this for the coming Mother's Day (next year swt)..



I know it's weird but when i was a boy everyday before my mom send me to my babysitter she would put on this perfume .. and she still does today everytime before she went for work ..

So .. it kinda resembles the smell of a mother to me .. ok ? I know it's weird but it's true ..

沒有花の日子 : Day 77.....

ZZZ....

Slept 4 hours...

But still feels great...

My body is really a freako ...

Anyway , heard a phrase of lyrics of a song...

"be gentle to a girl and she's strip herself for you .... "

Wonder which kind of cheap girl would strip herself to anyone who's gentle to her...

ZZZ.... Idiotic song.

沒有花の日子 : Day 75.....i am very very very down now...

before i went out for my study group session ... i was happy , i was cheerful , i was on top of the world !!

All these because i have such a wonderful girlfriend !!

BUT ...

When i reached home ...

I browse through the net...

I saw something ... Somewhere ... by someone....

Someone who lurks in my memory... along with another guy...

They are enough to kill my happiness in a split second...

I AM DOWN ...

LEAVE ME ALONE...

沒有花の日子 : Day 72 ...Mer-Dey-Kah

Damn stupid and boring Sunday ..

Luckily i managed to revise my Physic till thermodynamics :) .. *clap*

I made some budgeting today ... and all i need is 4 As and above , one contract , PTPTN loan and hardwork ... AND I"M GETTING OUTTA THIS GR**T COUNTRY !!

:) .. Babi Go !!

沒有花の日子 : Day 69 ... a scientific love poem for you my Snow White..

If You are a proton..
Then I will be an electron ...
Circulating you day and night...
Make sure no neutrons ever comes near you ...
While keeping you radioactively stable forever..
And together we form Hydrogen ... The smallest elementary atom in the universe...
Yet holds unspeakable wonder ... :)

If you are mRNA ..
Then I'll be rRNA ......
Together we code proteins ...
Then let the genetic lines live on forever.... :)
The combination of gene between You and I of course...

If you are Mass....
then i'll be energy...
Thou the Law of Conservation of energy no longer binds us...
But at least... We are still bonded by the most famous equation in the world ..
E=mc^2
:)

If you are H2O ...
Then i'll turn myself into and aquous Manganese ion ...
And let myself surrounded by 6 copies of you ... :)
Boy O' Boy .. I'm such a greedy man ...

If You were to undergo fission reaction to produce love spark as majestic as an atom bomb...
Then I'll make it even more wondrous ... by undergoing a fission reaction ...
Together ...
You and I ...
Fission and Fusion .....
Our loves becomes sustainable and ever lasting ...
Just like every bright stars do.....
Up in the heaven or sky everynight.....
Shining ever brightly upon the surface of the world....

Sorry Darling .. I ran out of idea... Maybe I'll continue some other day .. :)

I love You , Snow White :)

沒有花の日子 : Day 67 ...ZZZzz....

Woke up at 6 this morning and felt as if there is one big chunk of ice in my head ... ZZzz... Damn painful headache..

All thanks to those people who was jumping and singing all night long in UTC pasar...

ZZzzz....

Now i missed 2 periods of maths for me to revise my Paper 1 with Pn. Lee and 2 periods of physics for me to learn about Physical Optics... SHIT !!

Whatever it is.. the headache is easily cured with a hot cup of latte (columbian dark roast = NICE ! )

Then ... i work on my paper 2 maths... statistics... ZZzz... now there are all charts and graphs and tables in my mind .. ZZZzz....

Then now i'm going to finish off my Simple Harmonic Motion and also Wave... 2 chapters that can either kill or save you in Physics... ( of course not to mention Gravitation but now i've settled it LOL ~~~ )

Enough of all these bullshits .. goodbye. And good luck everyone on your revision .. Life is Great !

沒有花の日子 : Day 64... coffee hangover

Bless me .. I'm suffering from a serious coffee hangover now ...

Lost all my concentration just to a cup of freaking strong coffee !! damn it !!

I need some focus now !! FOCUS !!

FREAKING DICK ~

Everyone ! PUSH !!!!

p/s : It's now 6.15pm , i've managed to kick out the hangover.. managed to finish Statics and Gravitation. Will push through Differentiation tonight. To all my buddies in form 6, gambatte !!

P/S : To CZQ ... If you cant concentrate on your studies, watch porn 15 minutes then continue your studies.. it works 100% fine for me .. :)

沒有花の日子 : Day 62 ...

Yesterday was a mess .. 6 hours of tuition .. one large Coke .. one can of Nescafe ..

Two little dumb-ass is enough to kiss my ass and turn me into a caffeine-pickled-walking-sleeper ...

And after yesterday .. i lost much .. i knew i lost much ...

But such losses may be necessary to prevent more from losing ... after all , such losses will be my primary target 130 days later from now .. when the storm is over .. and the sky is bright again ..

After 130 days later ... i would strive to bring back my flower .. back into my own courtyard again ..

A courtyard without flower.. is not a courtyard.. it's more like a graveyard...

But the main thing now is still survive the coming storm ..

If i cant survive this storm ... there wouldn't be any courtyard .. nor any flower.. nor anything left..

What i have now would be gone .. if i cant survive the coming storm ...

Forgive me ... i MUST do this...

沒有花の日子 : Day 60 ...

This is my 242th post... HHmmmm ... not bad not bad ...

Although i've received complains that my first 25 post were the best .. Well, I'm working my best to retain that style too ....

But what worries me is "how come my style of writing changed so drastically ?!" ...

I knew something is wrong with me ... be it wrong for the better OR wrong for the worse...

Anyway , I just want to say what's within my hand's grasp is mine !

No people will be given a chance to slash in and say some fuckish words and try to break away something or people that belongs to me ...

If i fail to retain it ... then i'll succeed in destroying the person or thing that break my something or someone away from me ...

Why i'm so confident that I'll succeed in destroying it or she or he ?

Becos "Revenge is SWEET !!" ...

沒有花の日子 : Day 59 ...

Exam is near.... Chong Wei is out ..

ZZZzzz....

I am not going to study my PA already ... it's time wasting !! Diao it !!

Now the concentration is on my Bio , Physic and Maths..

Chemistry wise .. Thanks to Kathiresan , his flashcards method works very well for me ... :)
The only part to take care of in Chemistry is Electrochemistry , Thermochemistry and Equilibrium .. Which i sucks at these chapters..

As for biology ... kinda worried .. SO DAMN MUCH !!

Physic ... HALF-LIFE !!

Maths i'll need to bank on paper 1 .. as Doraemon said .. paper 2 is really like gambling !

On more thing to take care of ..

MY dear Snow White ..

Sayang ar ,

It's been almost 2 months .. I missed you a lot .. :(
I'll try my best to find a path that can let me reunite with you as soon as possible :)

From your pig-head BF :P

The rest of you who are reading this blog dont throw egg at me !!!
AAARRRGGHH !!!
Run Babi RUN !!!

No More Hari KoKu !!

damn it !

Tomorrow will be the last hari koko in my life time !

Hari koko sucks !!

Especially when u had a brainless moronic head-of-all-teacher !! (woops... did i mention sekuuuoolll perrinnshibail ??)

It cost me my time with my girlfriend !!

It cost me my time with my studies !!!

I cost me my time with my bed !!!




It cost me ... COST ME ~~~~~~~









COST ME FREAKING BLOODY SHITTY BITHCY FUCKY amount of time and petroleum !!

*the writer is under the influence of mega-drug called "Exothermionic-Babi-Catalyse" , so expect lots of heat as it's exothermic !!

Less than 100 days ..... towards D-day

Less then 100 days left for me to prepare for STPM. Looking at my prospect now , I'm not confident of even getting 2 As .... Sigh ...

With less than 20 days to spend for each subjects..... ZZZzzzz....

So far I've drank countless cup of coffee since May 15 2007 .... countless sleepless night... countless frustration ...

Now my dear Snow White pulak went to Australia already ... Sob Sob .....

Anyway ... last night i went to Econsave to stock up some soft drinks ... and there's a stage for performance for the Hungry Ghost Festivals. Oh god...

The speaker is so damn loud and my father ask me to go and have a look ... i went ... and the stage performers said they are going to reveal the next singer , their "Snow White" ... bloody shit !!

What i saw is no Snow White ...

I saw a plate of apple-syrup-glazed-chargrilled-pork-sirloin-infused-with-italian-herbs-and-Tuscany-olive-oil-wit- a-small-dash- of-black-pepper

IN OTHER WORD : 猪扒 ！！！

....worst of all .. her voice sucks ... and i cant sleep the whole damn night cos of them !!

There were bloody lots of old Ah Pek sitting down there and gazing at her ... ><"

Malaysia VS Chelsea

SIgh..... Chelsea 2 - Malaysia 0

Look at it also ... SIEN LA !! KNN ~~

Why does this happen ??

If you compare what is Eng-land and Malay-land.... surely you'll understand.

First class human .. will forever stand on top of 3rd class human.

This is called racial superiority !

Hm... Better end my blog-post today.

Also .. I wish to give up my "3rd-class gua-jia" soon... when i am accepted by another 1st-class country...


GOOD LUCK BABI !!

8 SYMTOMPS OF A NEAR STPM STUDENT.......

JUST MY TWO-DAMN-CENTS ABOUT THIS TORTURING AND DEADLY EXAM !!

1. Soggy butt and thigh from long hours of sitting on chair to study.

2. Hyper-duper yearn to grab something to eat although you are not hungry.

3. Day-dreaming after 2 hours of study.. as well as grumbling about STPM.

4. Sleepless nights...

5. Thick and ugly dead-skin on your middle finger from long hours of writing.

6. Fattening waist...

7. Rising weight.

8. Lost the sensibility that your hair is already long.

MUET....

To those who scores in their MUET .. Congrates !!

To those who scored below their expectations.. work harder.. it is not the end of the world. :)

And to those who looks down on me.. I won't laugh at you .. neither will i feel pity about your achievements.

I just hope that you understand.. "Never be proud" ...

This one small phrase holds infinite potent.. this small phrase is something many people forgot.. and failed to utilize it's power...

I dare not say i had successfully mastered the ability to be humble and draw the inner strength of my soul... but i am learning.

If you are a Buddhist.. you should know what am I saying.. ( come on.. at least 10% ?? )

LOL .. Talk about Buddhism .. I would like to ratify something !!

I DID NOT MASTURBATE IN THE TEMPLE WHEN I BECAME A MONK FOR ONE WEEK !!

Damn to rascals who said i did... XD

Cold... Flu.....F^ck !!!

Tuition is so freaking cold .. !!!


Damn .. eventhough i'm wearing jeans and singlet and boxer plus underwear... it's still freaking cold !!

Worst of all ... handsome BOY go adjust the damn air-cond !!

Shit !

Guess i'll sneeze all night ~~~ ZZZzzz....

Gila Babi = Drow Ranger

Bloody shit.. flu flu flu ~~

Super duper puber diu ~

I HATE FLU !!

WTH !!

Anyway.. i'll still go to school tommorow... cos wanna listen to someone public speaking .. LOL ~
Not to mention Pn Teoh's monster kill period of Physics.... :(

Anyway.. trial exam commences on 9/9/08 .. LOL.. time to farm.. bloody Drow Ranger.. buy Vanguard.. Power Thread.. 2 Hyper Stone.... ok ?? Good...

*Gila Babi : Lose liao ~~
*Gila Babi has left the game.
*kiankan : Noob noob noob !!
*Computer: Noob !!!
*~Fly M3 T0 TH3 5KY ~ : Noob noob !!

Anything also cannot sign in ... =.="

MSN cannot sign in .. Travian cannot sign in .. diao diao diao diao...

Diao Diao Diao .. Triple diao !! Owning ~

Hm... Passion Fruit

Today .. i had a marvelous ice blended drink.

I call that drink - Tropical Storm.

Tropical storm is a drink i had when i was in Melbourne 3 years back.

It's basically a fruit juice made of banana, mango, orange, passion fruit, yoghurt and some milk.

Marvellous i would say about it's taste. You'll feel like in heaven !

BUT ... after 1 hour... You'll rush to the toilet XD

The detox effect of Tropical Storm is BEYOND GOD-LIKE !!!

I wanna beyond God-like... !!!

Gr... STPM .. if I don't die.. You die !!

If you don't die , I die !!

But since I have yet married, 50% of joy in life i have yet tasted.

So .. I've decided : You MUST die , I MUST live !

With trial exam more or less 70 days to come.. And STPM 138 days to come.. My only wish is to pierce my spear of wisdom through your chest.. ending your haunt on me these 2 years.

Mid-year exam you missed my spear.. with only 3 A- , 1 B and 1 C .. you escaped from my hand of death.

But on September... I'll turn the table around , you idiot ! I'll kill you !! FUCKER STPM !!

Such a "shittish" life...

Today is so ... ehem .. well .. very very ehem ~

Well .. actually "ehem" means ehem ? Well.. you figure it out yourself.

First of all , my dear "fat aunty who sells the best rice" is back on business !!

Tasted some of her delicious meal today .. though my "some" is just a ring of sotong. :P

Anyway , what sucks today is everyone has their dark secret in SMK Ibrahim.

I'm very very shock to know and see what happened... and i don't feel proud about SMK Ibrahim at all !!

All i can do is sing my song :"Ji mo nai nai ~~~~ Ji mo nai nai ~~~~~" :P

Life goes on !!

Lame Lame Lame.... damn trigo !

Grl... i wish to cut out CZQ's brain by 30% and fix it into mine then replaced his share with my 30%.

Hopefully that way my maths can improve and I can "yellowfied" his brain more ~

Trigonometri is really blasting my mind into chunks of proteins ~

And finally i know what killed me in my biology paper 2. "Mass Flow Hypothesis" ---- i need to work hard on my essays.

And i've become semi-night stalker. Sleeping at 2 every night ... gggrrr.....

140 days more to D-day = STPMers ! Can we blast through the iron gate of U.M. that's heavily guarded by a legion of Matrics students ??

Yes i believe we can... Believing is always the seed to success..

All we need is 300% of our efforts now and 300% more of our determination and only 10% of our current entertainment !

By the time we reach that rank... if i can reach that rank... my only wish is to enter U.M. and teach those Matrics students never underestimate STPMers cause we shall be their greatest nightmare !!

STPMers !! For this 140 days , WE DINE IN HELL !!!!!

Go Go Go !!!

Ya Ya .... damn my E-cup ass..

Doing Trigonometry questions at 12 am .. listening to my damn J-pop songs ...

Best of all... i'm not feeling tired !!

Aza Aza Fighting !!

( i know it's weird for me to say this phrase but it just pop out of my head ok ? wtf )

Again ... Obsessed with cash.

I've been doing my own budgeting accounts lately just to find that I'm very very low on cash.

With plans of flying over to Sydney to meet my sweet heart next year I'm even thinking of finding a part-time job in Singapore.

Ya i know it's hard but to me it's no worry since I got a big family in Singapore, help will always be there for me.

Thinking about it, it's amazing to see my family's size and distribution. Almost every major city in Malaysia I can get some help !

And also in Singapore, Thailand, Australia, USA woohooohoo !!

Man i love my family and family friends !!

But before that .. better crunch those numbers and plan a money saving project now.

Phew ~

Sob Sob...

Buah... I wanna cry liao ~~~ wtf

My hand phone cannot detect sim card la wtf ?!

Mama !!!

:'(

Sob sob... and my dear Snow White is leaving for Australia next week.. and my coffer is bled dry ..

Sob sob... why must human be so dependent on cash ??

Why can't human be more flexible in terms of finance and economy ??

Sob Sob Sob... And today is Father's Day and i got nothing to give my PaPa .. Sob Sob Sob...

Yeah Yeah Yeah... Girls always win !!

Just read the puking comics below and you'll know why girl always win ~~~



*NOTE : It's all just for fun, ok ?? Dear feminists ~ don't get upset cause of my Babi-ish post ya ?? LOL ~

"Yet Another Food Blog" - A Recommendation

Yeah honestly I'm a cake enthusiasts. I love tiramisu and brownies in particular. So that leads me to exploring the net for blogs about cakes.

Surprisingly i found one written by a Malaysian girl residing in U.K. called Bee Nee (the one on the left):



Her blog ( Yet Another Food Blog ) may have a funny name .. but her cake baking attitude is no funny thing !

Examples of her cake :




Tiramisu !! OMG !!! I love tiramisu !!!

Anyway , just take a look for yourself at her food blog ... hope you'll love it :)

I am so so so so damn suffering wtf !!!

I wish there is no virus or bacteria in this planet !!

Fuck them all !!

I've change my ambition to become a pathologist because i'm so fucking angry at that virus that is stinging my butt now !!

FUCK THEM !!!

FUCK their species !!!

ARGH !!

Oil is gonna quit soon... who's next ?

Seriously thinking .. Malaysia is actually a very very well blessed country. With her beautiful Government pouring cash into the commodity market, we are indeed enjoying the second lowest rate of oil pricing in SEA ( South East Asia ) .

I understand many will say "Kan Nia Boh la GilaBabi !" .. But i will not fight with you, I'm just expressing my concern. From my opinion , the cash flowed into oil subsidies can be better utilized IF it's poured into research on renewable energies !!



Malaysia is situated on the equator , enjoys full bath of rain all year round , with good amounts of wind on Sabah coast and the East Coast of the Peninsula. We are actually a potential MEGA ENERGY PRODUCER !

Look at those dirty oil... they cost blood and cash - JUST TAKE A LOOK AT IRAQ !


AND look at Germany and Japan .. Nice amount of solar energy though they are situated at a temperate location !


And look at Spain ! Their iron and metals are melted using solar energy !


Why can't we think twice before shooting at the Government ??

Must we simmer ourselves in OIL ?!


So... My advice is :

THINK TWICE > EARN MORE CASH > SHUT UP > BE GRATEFUL

Home Sweet Home...

yippee yai yai yippee yippee yai !!

I'm home at my sweet old SP !! MUAKS !!

My dick is home and I'm free to dick everyone .. WooHoo !

Yippeee ....

DON'T MESS WITH DA PIG !

Now It's GILA BABI V2.00 !!

YEAH ~ DICKY !!

Hello From KL !!

Geez ... KL really a paradize for Hiao Pek... All the girls show half boobie de ( i know funk_master love this ).

Anyway .. forget about half bobbies .. if you type in "tits" on google image you'll get full boobies anyway ..

Let's focus on my Japanese Scholarship test.. Overall.. bio , chemistry is good.. English i believe i'm super good. But i suck at my Maths.. Hopefully others won't be any much better than me .. hehe.

Anyway i visited the Popular International Bookfest in KLCC yesterday ... bought two copies of book and they only cost me RM 40 !! Yippee !!

Anyway ... I wanted to buy another book "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" .. Shit my dick... it cost RM 36.90 ~

Suck my dick la... anyway .. I'll look for the book in 2nd hand bookstore .. :P

OK .. that's all my update from KL .. BYE !!

Ka Fay Sua Da - Vietnamese Coffee

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Catechin - Ultimate Antioxidant , Possible cure for cancer

Well... One of my greatest ambition ( you can say the most 伟大 one )is to get involved in research regarding cancer tumors and it's prevention or cure.

Well... among the substances that caught my attention is Epigallocatechin Gallate.



Strictly saying , I cannot interpret the chemical structural formula and tell you their functions ( i know biotechnologist can , so i'll leave it to Samuel to deal with it :) )

However , according to wikipedia , this dude here can neutralize cancerous cells and stop them from dividing further to form new cancer cells !

Amazingly , you can add some adequate amount of catechins into your diet by having 3 to 5 cups of Japanese Green Tea a day ..

Ya Ya ... I know all of you says " Hey I'm still bloody hell young, why should I care ?"

Sad to say to you ... Those who are most prone to cancer are those who says these words when they are in your age. *woops!!*

So dude , if you have no Green Tea at home , oolong tea or English teas makes good substitution. Happy cancer fighting :)

Today I feel great !!

Ahahaa...today is so great !!

I'm efficient , I'm good , I'm happy !

Must make things better by tommorow ! :)

Beyond God-like !!

Let the war begin ..... ; )

Now that Japan ask me to try , I will try ;)

Nippon !!

I'M GOING TO ROCK YA' BELLY !!!

Why Physic ? It all started with a wild dream...

Why i want to study Physic in STPM ?

Because of da Vinci ~

Yes ... Robotic surgery ... I wish to become a doctor that can perform surgery using a da Vinci Surgical system !



This is da Vinci !

and this is how you use it !



And this is how you work it :



With superb precision ... less surgical mistakes can be done ...

But of course .. to use it one must be trained with basic Physic knowledge ...

Yes , what we learn in form 6 is only the basics ... you can call what you learn back in form 5 as non-sense !

The da Vinci Surgical system enters your body like this :



Every holes where the "arms" enter is only 4 cm in diameter .. a very big change from conventional surgery !

Sigh ....

Da Vinci ... i must make you my arms in future !!



I MUST , DA VINCI !!!

Mahai my Chemistry !

Diu lor... dunno why although I know how to do the questions , pass up liao still feeling so mahai !

Diu lar.... tommorow Maths paper one pula .. killer paper !!

Diu lih ... next week pula lagi teruk lar !! Physic and biology combo attack me !! Double kill !!!!!!

As a conclusion : DIU !!
*note i purposely use pink hoping that my pink colour will bring me luck !

MUET blues..

Sigh .. Tomorrow I'll be facing my MUET exam again .. Dang it !

I must achieve a good result this time... Or else I'll be a real joke in everyone's mouth !

"See that cocky fellow ? Got Band 5 so LanSi go take again wanna get Band 6 wor ... "

"Ya la.. So damn LanSi ... Like to show off meh ... as if Band 5 is a very lousy grade..."

I can predict things pretty well.. but trust me .. from my experience i know i must resit for the exam ... because i don't want to have any feeling of regrets in future ..

At least 5 or 10 years from now I would have said I've tried my best and I'm not a coward although I cannot achieve a Band 6 ...

To me ... the advantage to resit MUET outweighs the bad ones... wish me luck @.@

Grant me strength and determination !!

GOD !

GIVE ME STRENGTH AND POWER TO ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE !!!

I WANT TO BE INVINCIBLE !!!!

Finally .. The essay is finished !!!

Nanotechnology huh ? Mahai ... such a good topic ...

Anyway .. Pray to god that Mr.K won't give a shit about my penmanship ... i write terrible writings , duh !

Tommolo breakfast will be potato wedges, just bought a frozen packet from Giant XD

Anyway , i would like to warn everyone to check your rice container now !

Do you know that in Sungai Petani , where there's 3 big gigantic hyperstore , we are having rice shortage !!!!

Ya ... so damn diu , Giant is almost empty now ! Only 30 packs of 10 kg rice left !

Econsave got about 25 packs ... i believe they shud be empty by the time i write this blog ..

God Bless Us .. My dad and I so scare no rice eat so we bought 20 kg of rice - enough for more than 3 months d :)

I'm a big rice maniac , duh ~~


Anyway , i wanna clap clap to crowking for his 100th post too !

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crowking ar... i wanna post you Kaede Matsuhima or Riko Tachibana's picture de , but doing so will make me got banned from ads ... LOL ~

So i guess it's better not to treat your pervertness for my pocketness's sake :P

Wendy's Advertisement

Laughed burst my belly after watching these shits ~~

An Idiot ...

Just find out that one idiot has been talking shits about me to one of the teacher ..

To that one idiot : " Watch out , or you risked being bumped down by me one day. Trust me , no one around me knows my true identity. Stop your idiotic action , or you risk taking your last breath in front of me !! "

Something all of you must watch ....

I found this clip through the advertising corner of my National Geographic magazine.

It's about world renown nature photographer , Mitsuaki Iwago's trip to the tallest peak in Africa - The Kilimanjaro.

His mission : To witness global warming personally.

The link : Global Warming Witness


Frankly, after watching this I almost cry .. partly because the editor's superb editing skill .. It's definitely much much more touching than any drama out there in TV !

Why touching ? Because you are looking at an icy mountain that has never melt over the pass 10,000 years ... But now .. she's only left with 20% of her ice back in 10,000 years ago.

Like Iwago's comment .. she's making her final outcry to the world bidding farewell .. before losing her last chunk of ice.

WATCH IT !!

AND THINK TWICE ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AGAIN !!

Don't BUY Dove Soaps !!

Sex Rules .. Yankee Style !!

Fuck my head .. I'm down with fever this morning when i wake up , 39 degrees celcius .. SHIT ~

Guessed i "woohoo" too much recently ..

So i have no choice but to skip school ... Nah .. I know my dear teacher is going to bluff me again with her theory of me not going to school every Tuesday ...

But hey , I'm really sick ok ? Not Doraemon's theory that i go dating with my girl !!

Anyway .. found something magnificent from someone's blog and I'm going to share it with you geeks !

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin. Not sure how true is this but i know if i lived there I'm going to spend half of my lifetime in jail ... SHIT !

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain). ( LOL .. This is ridiculous .. anyway .. who wanna have sex in a tollbooth ?! It's so damn cramped !! )

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom. ( Fuckish Americans .. I wonder how their population increase ... )

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex. ( Another stupid law .. haha .. even in Iraq couples talk dirty )

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. ( LOL ... having sex in car ... XD )

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face. ( NO KARMASUTRA HERE !! )

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. =.= " .. POOR GILABABI

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks. ... =.=" ... POOR LITTLE BAMBI ..

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. ... NGIAO KONG CUI NGIAO BOH.. NGIAO BOH CUI NGIAO KONG ~~~~ idiots americans !!!!!

H & B

Guess you dude will be curious what does it mean ...

Well...




















It means Hello & ByeBye .. XD

Something my sister recalled and told me ...

To my dear friend Samuel :

Today i showed my sister your beautiful self portrait that makes you a star ..

She recalled something and tell me something teacher Maria, my English tuition teacher said to her..

She asked my sister to pass something to you .. But she don't know your name .. So here's her description of you :

.... you know that boy ar... very fair .. your brother's friend .. quite tall and wears specs ..

my sister recalled your image but don't know your name .. so she asked teacher : "square head ?"

Teacher Maria responded quickly by nodding her head and said " Ya ! Ya ! Ya !! "

LOL ~~ Hope you don't mind i telling this to you ... :P

I fainted when i saw this ~~

Seriously .. i suffered a mild heart attack when i saw my good friend bang kiss at me on his bed !

=.="


Is it true that people says when smart people are under stress they become handsome ?? Or nice face ?

Beijing Olympic's Super Logo's Origin ?

Got this from VincentChow.net

GOD BLESS CHINA !!!!

I hate....

I hate people who procrastinate...

I hate people who are irresponsible...

I hate people who thinks they are better than me and keep on firing me ...

I hate people who don't measure their ability before they speak ...

I hate people who pushes their work to me ..

I hate so much people ... and i understand many more people may hate me ..

But whatever hell is it .. I'm still glad that I have Snow White by my side ..

Also .. I already hated these people .. But i shouldn't be angry on them since doing so will waste my energy ..

I'd rather keep all those priceless energy to gain strength and humiliate these people ..

This is my ultimate aim ..

If i can attain this , then i'll be invulnerable ... !!

No one can make me angry ... No one can make me sad .. No one can bring my mental strength down !

I AM GOD-LIKE !!

I have the heart of a diamond... Inert to any chemical reaction, hardiest substance in the world, and admired by every single man on Earth ..

A heart made of diamond ... Is my ultimate aim in life ..

I miss a good cup of coffee.... :(

Poor me .. I've been missing a good cup of coffee for weeks.. :(

The last coffee bean i bought was of cheap quality .. (due to financial problem around February and March, girls know best why)

Damn that coffee .. don't even taste as good as a Kopi "O" !

Even a mad woman's kiss taste much better than that coffee ...

Never mind .. since they are running out very soon , i'm glad to replace them anytime with Kenyan or French roast !

Ok .. forget about that coffee crapz...
i just feel like saying :" This world is F-R-E-A-K-I-N-G BIG !!! "

Yeah .. it'll be literally impossible to travel to every corner of the Earth !!

Shit .. now I've to cut my dream into two halves and throw away one of them ....


BUT ......





The other half is still big enough to keep any man who claim he is the-most-ambitious-man-in the-world busy for years to come ...

that's all for today , adios !!!

Doing weird stuff lately..

I found myself to be very abnormal recently..

For examples today, I ajak my sister to go to Summer Pearl where we have milk-shakes ( Large size ) for almost one hour..

SWT .. We just bring in a couple of books and study there.. Pretty good change of study environment, i love it !

I ordered a peppermint milk-shake and give sister a try.

Her comment : "Ei .. they make this drink using Colgate ar ?!"

Immediately i go =.="

Fine... enough for today's update .. nothing much in my mind on what to write...

Just wanna make it a point to update this retarded little red blog everyday.

Cheers , dudu !! Alsta la Vista , babe !!

Time to squeeze some physics formula into my little yellow brain.
( a normal man's brain thinks about sex every five minutes he is awake ) - cited from GreenLatte

I AM FARMING >>>

I AM FARMING-KING !!!!!

BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!!!

GOD BLESS ME !!!!

Monkey Sit-ups .. Ahahaha !!!

No need any explanation .. watch till you drop !!

Stupid Nuffnang ...

Damn Nuffnang...

I've no ads since years ago !!!

How am i suppose to earn now ?!?!?!?

Bless you , nangnuff

EXAM !!!

Ehem...

damn ...

EXAM IS ON APRIL 14TH !!

God damn which son of the boar that set the date !!!

mlm

An Epical Adventure On the Snowy Hill of Ibrahim

Ok .. Today sucks !

I have to admit ... especially this afternoon's St. John meeting ..

Simply... "fuckish"

I'll use a classic "10,ooo BC" style to depict my epical adventure today...









Me are people of Ibrahim ... Me strong and good in hunting .. Me lives by the command of The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" and "Fao Fao"

Today in the afternoon ... our great hunter Nur Nur is not in charge of our hunting expedition..

Fau Fau .. the second most powerful people of our tribe leads our hunting day.

But Fau Fau is very buzi... so she has to do her work while we the little hunter go hunting on our own.. With Hao Hao as our temporary chieftain.

As we hunt.. A monster is waiting nearby ...

That monster ... big and old and blue in color ... disguised himself like a plant and we, the hunter, don't care what the hell is he... be it plant or monster.

Then .. as we hunt more... another monster come... and big monster appear...

So we have two monster now...

One monster .. Old and blue and has four eyes... He comes with two round leg and travels fast. But some times he has leg like us.

Second monster. Short and fierce. Me mean that monster beli short. Beli beli short. Has black eye ring. Like to scold people before asking then eat people.

Monster one see Hao Hao not veli strong and want to eat us. So monster one started attacking some of our fellow hunters first.

But that monster two. Monster two very scary. Our tribe scare of him. But we work as a team. We can hunt him back.

We let monster two scold and attack first untill he is tired too... actually i'm tired and sick of looking at his face that looks like a drug abuser too.. Hao Hao also wants to hunt him down but no power.

So me retreat to one corner like a cucumber and pick up my phone and call The Great Hunter "Nur Nur" .. but "Nur Nur" not around and busy with her children's tuition.

So i called The Second Most Greatest Hunter : Fao Fao.

Fao Fao pick up her white and shining spear and charge towards the monsters.

Fao Fao wise and strong. Can kick-ass and send the two monster back to their nest.

So .. the tribal people on the Ibrahim Hill lives peacefully ever after...

What My Name Means... LOL ~

My name... LOL ... my friends all knows what is my name .. sorry to other readers.. Anonymous status is crucial for survivorship in the world of blogs ...

Here is it's meanings :

You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts.
You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it.
You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator!

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.
You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.
But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

LOL ~

To all my dear friends ... do you think all these description suits me ?

COMMENT Please !!!!

Modern Berlin

Modern Berlin
Originally uploaded by gfxmaster

Lovely... Isn't it ??

I've list Berlin as one of the places i must visit in my lifetime !!

[sensitive] : How you eat reflects how your parents eat !

Ok ok... I have to admit first that this post is highly sensitive in nature.

The sensitivity of this post does not touch on gender, nationality nor skin colour.

It's all about table manners !!

Ya.. recently I'm very sensitive towards how people eats !!

I don't know what's the reason for my extreme sensitivity .. perhaps it's some sort of post puberty syndrome for a geek ?

Ok... enough introduction.

Psychologists all over the world has come into conclusion that how a person eat and behave on the dining table is directly linked to the table manner of their parents or their caretakers !

Certain people chew their food with their mouth half open.. producing some disgusting sound that resembles food being grind into slimy form that sounds like "chap chap chap~..."

Some people talk while they eat ! Shooting bullets of semi-chewed food all over at the other person on the table.

Some person let off a nice and long gaseous emission after having a satisfying meal...

Some people pick up the fork and spoon and showed everyone on the dining table their retarded sour face ( indicating that he or she does not like the food ).

Whatever it is .. we must remember that we are humans ! Not monkeys nor animals ! So behave like a human !!


Human =/= Chimpanzee

Also ! Don't chow down your food like a gobbler !! Eat with a fine manner !!


2 idiots eating hot dogs with dog's manner .. how's that ? A dog eat dog society ?

Well I'm not asking you to eat like this old nanny who strap a napkin around her neg and put up a smiling face while eating...



I'm just asking you all to show some respect to the others who are on the table with you as well and prove to them that lim pek's son is well nurtured with table manners ...

SEKIAN TERIMA KASIH XD

A message for myself...

"小孩子。。。

跌倒了就要爬起来。。。

不要再哭了。。。"

*i didn't cry.. it's just a metaphore, dude*

i'M SICK..

Damn retards !

My intestines are playing tricks with me !!

"Hey you down there !! Shut the craps and stop rolling will ya ?! "

I'm stuck with food poisoning .. thanks to part of me who is not being cooperative and only makes things worst ..

No time for blogging !!!

Vibrators Aren't Cheap ! Bloody Hell !!

Oh my god... I'm into science porn again !!!!

This time , science porn and economics porn !!!

Damn it !!

Well... today's product to be discussed is this :



Well... I'm going to analyse every single bit of it to you..

No.1 : The length of the vibrator.

Ok.. the dimension of this particular vibrator is 21cm x 3.5cm x 4cm .. That's a good size for women of all size !!

21 cm is more than enough to send an Asian woman of height around 165cm to heaven !

Diameter is acceptable.. since it's vibrating (as it's name suggest) , you should allocate some space for it to vibrate anyway..

No.2 : Shape of the vibrator.

I gotta tell you.. the designer must be a gynae !!

YES he is !!!!!!

Let's look at this MRI scan 0f a woman having sex with a man ..



Now be a good observer and compare how the penis arch and how the vibrator arch...

It simply hit the G-spot !!!!

No. 3 : It has 3-speeed setting and a pulsating mode.

Well.. this function is good as it allows you to play according to your mode and libido ? haha..

No. 4 : The long handle of the vibrator..

COME ON .. think outside of the box !!

Vibrators can be applied onto nipples ... neck .. clitoris .. anal ... TOO !!

ZOMGWTF ?!

Did i said ANAL ?!

Sad to tell you in Malaysia any sexual activity involving your anal is ILLEGAL !

Don't try it.. ok ?

i mean... DON"T try it..

No. 5 : It's rechargeable...

That's good just in case you need it every day ? without the need to go to 7-11 to buy some fking batteries...

THE ONLY DOWNSIDE !!!!

IT's DAMN PRICEY !!!!

S$163.00 ...

Girls.. better wish this as Valentine's gift next year.. ok ?
( ask your partner to buy you one and tell him it saves him lotsa energy every night to keep you happy !! )

That seductive Chinese soup call Bak Kut Teh...

All hail the magical Chinese soup named "Bak Kut Teh" !! ( sorry fellow Muslims, pardon me for my un-halal-ness)


Bak Kut Teh is no doubt .. a Malaysian non-Muslim's favourite !

Even this tambi here also loves it !! And cooked it himself too !!!


It's actually a soup made with pork-rib cooked in a complex herbal soup ( star anise, dang guai, cinnamon, cloves and garlic ) ... then there's also choi sum and some mushrooms too !!

In Northern Malaysia , we improve the soup with Bak Wan ( chinese pork meat balls ! ) ..

It's served with youtiao, chilies, and chinese tea (Tieguanyin) !!


I as a Malaysian loves Bak Kut Teh too of course...

The only problem that's holding me back from enjoying bak kut teh is it's price and fat content...

Well you know... if i eat that every week i'm going to develope this :



That's bad.. don't you think so ? REAL BAD !!

But then again... WHO CARES !!!

All i want is a good BAK KUT TEH experience !!!


Ah Yap.. CrowKing.. NiceFace .. Ah Ling !!

PICK ONE DAMN DAY AND WE ALL GO ATTACK ALL THE BAK KUT TEH STALLS IN SUNGAI PETANI !!!

*Dr. Lee. i rompak this picture.. soli har..who ask you got a K800 ar...*


NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY , Dude !!!!!!!!

I WANT MY BAK KUT TEH !!!!

What to do next ?

dosuru?

bokuwa ima sabishii desu...

sono bakawa hontoni dai-mundai desu !!!

watashi no sakugo desuka ?!

ie !!

bokuwa seijun desu !!

bokuwa zen zen mo shiranai-desu !!

kamisama... watashiwa... dosuru ?

shidou wa.. misimono desu... arigato kamisama...

Anger draft ...

wakalukongharwatongkimjinjiabosyok!!!!wosiokongaipalangla!!!!

watongkimjinjiatensionla..waholangkiapditongenla....

wammcaiconiwaanichichamla!!!

wajintulaneh!!!!

waxioaipulangla!!!

wammzaiaianjuazola!!!

waaikisiaoliaola!!!

hinla!!!

kiankanla!!!!

behtongnia!!!

baka !!!!!

kiankanlanciaocibaikia!!!

(*&*%^*$&%%(*_)((%%#(&*_)_(*^$%$#^&$#$#@$#**_)(*^^&$#*&*&%!!!!~~~~~

tongkimhoulangkiapditongnge!!!!

ngozhanhaimmjitoudimzoula!!!!

mongkangla!!!

ki-sama!!!!

nandaiyosore!!!

sorewaaidesuka?!!??!

sorewajindesuka?!?!

doshite!!!

doshiteyowatashiwa ?!?!?!

hontonishinjikunai?!?!?!

hontonidesuka ?!?!!















WATAKUYO !!!!!!!!!!!!

hontoni watakuyo !!!!!


fine... I've crapped in hokkien teochiew cantonese hakka japanese...

hopefully the whole world know how am i suffering now...

Who are friends ?

"Friends'.. I understand many of us always have a debate regarding what are friends ?

This year's Chinese New Year i believe i finally understand what are friends .. during Chinese New Year .. Haha

Definition one -
Friends are a bunch of new breed Chinese New Year robber who'll come your house to rob your parents mercilessly by taking away ang pau from your parents and replying them only "Gong Xi Fa Cai, aunty/uncle !!"

Definition two -
Friends are a bunch of bad/good people who come to your house during Chinese New Year to spread all the bad/good things about you when you are outside of the house to your parents and made u face the music when they go home ...

Definition three -
Friends are hungry monsters from Darfur who come to your house and whack away whatever food and drinks you have in your house .. and they leave you hungry for one week .. ( LOL ~ I'm just being hyperbolic )

Final definition -
Friends are damn cool and good. They keep you occupied all day long during Chinese New Year. They invite you to their house and have a match of GT 4 racing over the P.S. 2 . They take you to their house for ang pau. They take you all over your home town and they'll keep you happy and jumping and high untill you drop !! This is what i call friends !!!

Buahahaha ... Just too happy .. so i blogged this.

Anyway Le Tour de Langkawi has finally speed past Sungai Petani !!

2 days more to Chinese New Year

As Chinese New Year draws near .. My life got really crap up like hell..

Homework is pilling up like holy shit ... and i missed showing off my English in front of some AIMST dude today !!!!! WTF ?!

House is a bit cleaner compared to the past ... still it looks sucky !!! ( sucky is an adjective )

Preparing for the New Year gathering almost burn my pocket .. ( it has burnt Yap's pocket, bless you , Yap .. I'm so thankful of you )

Revising on how to address my relatives... ( how do you call your grandfather's cousins , huh )

Abandon my baby blog for a few days... ( wtf .. i dun like to do this but i have no choice )

Sitting on my chair sipping green tea knowing that I'm busy .. ( procrastinating , literally )

And listen to my friends complaining about how ugly and disturbing those fat aunties down there !!!

Ok .. I understand you people's fury about me posting that few "beautiful" aunties... I'm going to help u people cuci mata a bit , ok ??

Tadah !!!! .....




Cuci already ?!

Ok Ok .. very very very good right ?!

Wakakaka ... that's all for today's GreenLatte .. :P

AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THOSE AUNTIES !!!

I already serve up a good material for you hamsap ppl to play war-game tonight !!

Super Funny Video for Super Tuesday !

Watch this American-style "negarakuku" that'll make you burst to laughter !

But at the same time.. it makes me wonder what will happen to Malaysia if we are given the equal amount of liberalism ... sigh .. what a mixture of joy and sadness....

God Bless Malaysia !!

Peace, Brother ~

The Best Way to Ward of Pervert From Your Blog by GreenLatte Infinitium Guide

I understand many bloggers especially female ones have a tough time keeping up their blogging habit due to perverts who invade their blog and made them lost their sense of security.

After giving a good thought of how can i actually scare them(perverts) away from my blog .. I've come up with 3 good ways :

First and one of the best way ! :

What do perverts actually look for on the net ? Usually pornography or pictures of beautiful and sexy young girls, right ??

Well... You give them the opposite, they'll go away naturally !
Yes !
They are like magnets !
Just change the poles and they go !

Pictures of fat and disgusting women are of the best ! Put them on the header and you'll keep them running away from your blog !!

Here's some examples ..






I bet this one sure scares them away like hell ! Haha !!

Anyway .. Be careful on the pictures you chose though .. Cause I've found one good example which may either scare them away or attract more of them. This is it !


So then again .. the best way is find pictures of these fat ugly women... show them to your male friends and put these pictures as the header of your blog !

Bet it's gonna work !!

No man's Batang will stand if they see such pictures !

Second Way :

Don't reveal that you are a girl ! If you can ..

I understand many of you wants to be feminist and reveal yourself as a girl ..

Many even posted tonnes and tonnes of cam-whored pics !

And then those damn perverts come and come ...

Your prince on the white horse .. however .. never come !

Hey Kid !! Wake up !! This is the Internet !! INTERNET !!!!!!!



Not some fucked up Disney Cartoon !! Nor "Enchanted" !!



Third Way :

Use vulgar words !

Yes... somehow perverts have the perception that women who are gentle and full of manners are beautiful and good..

Somehow .. the theory simply works that way for a pervert !

Imagine some pretty girls like Nicole Kidman said to you :"Hey you son of the bitch !! Fuck off !! Go chop of your own dick and eat it...!!"

What would you think ??

Will any man stood up their Batang ??

Impossible isn't it ?

So don't follow good mama's advice on the Internet.

Keep those nasty words flying all over your blog !!!!




That's all... Hope they work ! :)

Obama wins in South Carolina !!

Holy shit !!

The Black King did it again !!

Yippee !! Even though I don't have the right to vote in America , I'm happy about it for the world !!

Yeah ! Obama is the Man the world needs now !

The big-brother Obama is going to change America into a good nation once again..

After all... The Great Yankee Land has become way too Bushy.. It's time for O!-BaMa! to clean up all those nasty Bushes !!

"Over two weeks ago, we saw the people of Iowa proclaim that our time for change has come. But there were those who doubted this country's desire for something new – who said Iowa was a fluke not to be repeated again," he told a frenzied crowd of about 1,500.

Muahahaah !!

My hope now is Obama wins it and he'll lead America to stick to the Kyoto Protocol.

Reason : one tiny American state produce one of the finest grade of coffee in the world !!

Which state ?

HAWAII !!!!


Kona Dark Roast

Yes ! If global warming continues, my beloved Hawaiian Kona Dark Roast is going to be gone !!

So my fellow American readers !!

Vote Obama = Bounty of Kona Coffee for ya !!

Kiss ass that Hillary !!

She's just gonna make you guys go to war in Iraq again !! ( maybe Iran too ! )

VOTE FOR OBAMA !!!

Who don't love Lexus cars... ?

To be honest .. recently my obsession with practicality and luxury has led me shift my dream cars from BMWs to a Lexus ..

YUP ... but , Lexus ?? Hamik Lai ?? Ina Puring Ge ??

I know .. when i said the word Lexus to people , they'll go :



Yes... Malaysians have problems knowing what's a Lexus anyway ..



Ok, Lexus is a luxury vehicles division of Toyota. It's a brand born in 1989 and since it's first debut at the same year it has been known for excellence performance and reliability. In recent years it was voted as the top 5 most reliable car brand in US by Consumer Report.

And their slogan is The Pursuit of Perfection.

BBC motor show Top Gear has always placed Lexus at their top brand .. :)

So, what makes this brand of cars so excellent ??

In 1983, Toyota chairman Eiji Toyoda ( his name sounds very appropriate for his post, LOL ~ ) summoned a secret meeting with the company's executives. The main topic for that meeting is : "Can we create a luxury vehicle to challenge the world's best like Chrysler, BMW and Mercedez ?"

The outcome of the meeting ?? = The F1 project ( F = flagship , 1 is No.1 )

So finally .. the first Lexus is born ! And the legacy continues .....

In Malaysia , our beloved 1st national car model , the Proton Saga recently revealed their new model , so does Lexus ! Bringing their luxury car line model to a younger and hype generation :

The Lexus ISF :



And if you guys watched the movie Minority Report, have you guys noticed this car :



Yes , it's a Lexus 2054. A car custom made for Steven Spielberg upon Spielberg personal request to Lexus !!

The sad thing is not much people knows about Lexus cars !! All they know is BMW and Merceds Benz !!

To be practical, BMW may rev up your car from 0 to 60 in just 3 seconds, whereas a Lexus might take up to 6. BUT !! WHO cares to drive so fast anyway !? We are not Hollywood stun-men nor F1 drivers !!

We are just some poor little stupid Malaysian drivers who paid cash to policeman when summoned !!!

But i believe things will change in future .. :)

Lexus will make the Japanese stand out among the Jerries ..